zeiche.bsky.social
@zeiche.bsky.social
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The cruelty IS THE POINT. These people aren't even human.
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
okay, grocery stores.. it is time to click past ‘80s background music and start playing ‘90s.
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
maturity is knowing when to give up instead of fight with your AI coding partner. looking at you, anthropic.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
i cannot wait for electric self-driving semis. they won’t have egos and will be happy driving slowly and carefully in the correct lanes.
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Terrific
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
i will never work for apple so i can feel free to criticize them. i am starting to believe their programmers never use their own products, or they would fix them! or is this job security?

apple watch failed to take dictation when sending a message. hit the mic all you want! nothing.

fuck!
November 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
i don’t plan on ever working for microsoft so i can criticize them.

why the fuck did you just now decide to change my time zone? did i ask for that?
November 17, 2025 at 5:34 AM
i will never work for anthropic so i am not afraid to criticize them.

i took an entire day off of coding because claude destroyed a project that i thought was getting pushed to git.

after a cool-off day, it destroyed something else.

i want my money back.
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
i will never work for apple so i don’t feel afraid to criticize them.

apple, do you even use your own products? do you eat your own dog food? i’m beginning to think you don’t.

all i want to do is swipe left on the unlock screen to open the camera. i can’t. nothing. why? tell me why.
November 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
you know that moment when you ask siri to do something and you figure out it is faster to do it yourself?
November 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
tossing MTG would be like tossing The Lincoln Project.
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
could marjorie taylor greene ask the president if he has any decency?
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Maybe irony isn’t dead after all.
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
if anyone has any doubt, never forget that rosanne bar spit after singing the National Anthem.
November 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
hey apple, wanted to use apple watch to shazam a song at the grocery store.

shazam has a new home!
now accept this licensing agreement.
shazam has a new home!
listening..

song is over. fuck.
November 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Behold the first LGBTQ+ president of the USA.
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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So true.
November 15, 2025 at 12:01 PM
but what if i don’t want the crop of crap democrats to regain control? WE NEED CHANGE.
November 15, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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And yet they still don’t get it. And let’s be real “Christians” actually ignore most of their book too. Because there is no hypocrisy quite like Christian hypocrisy.
November 14, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
grr no fun reaching for the reply button, only to notice engagement is limited.

so i head for mute, instead.
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Newsom's latest troll 😆
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM