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Zeitling
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Synths, stars and what it all means. Leftie. Weird that "leftie" sounds negative even to me.
I just turned over on the sofa and it triggered my watch's step target celebration notification. #winning
February 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Challenge accepted
February 7, 2026 at 12:31 PM
How long before Russia and USA do to Europe what Russia and Germany did to Poland. Too wild?
February 5, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Musk can Doge it out, can he take it?
February 3, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Reposted by Zeitling
There is a government “risk register”. And a solar flare is up there as a low probability/high consequence event. But what UK governments, with their 5-year horizon, have done to prepare is anyone’s guess.
How long would you guess at a recovery? I imagine generations.
February 2, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Wonder where I'd be now had I leaked developing government policy to a foreign criminal.

I reckon I'd have more than my library card cancelled.
February 2, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Knock knock
Who's there?
Melania
Melania who?
Melania own in the cinema
January 29, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Switch status: GB ✓
Source device: GB ethernet ✓
Destination device: GB ethernet ✓
Commence copy: 25MBs 😒
January 28, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Anyone claimed Trump's hand injuries are stigmata yet?
January 23, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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He cut through the woke.”
“He cut through the guff.”

Assessment of Trump’s first year by two interviewees on BBC Radio 4’s “Today”.

“What do you mean by woke/guff?”

The basic and obvious question that the interviewer, Justin Webb, failed to ask.

What has happened to “journalism“ at the BBC?
January 20, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Surprisingly, the only reference I can find for #Alzhitlers is made regarding Joe Biden not Dumb Old Trump.
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 PM
#ICE, or incelvasion if you will.
January 10, 2026 at 8:39 PM
~AI Challenge:

Picture this crew in bonnets and bustles.

All are competing in the new ballroom for the good opinion of Mr Narcy.
January 8, 2026 at 9:25 AM
It's a bit too on the nose isn't it?
January 7, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Seriously. Welcome to the C##t Ages
January 6, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Golly, Morning Joe with their tails up today #msnow
January 5, 2026 at 11:24 AM
It won't be enough. Whatever Trump does, however extreme, it won't quell the deep gut sense he knows what he is and will never be loved or respected. He will do worse. He will do the unthinkable. Only his sick old body will halt him.
January 4, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Trump "running" Venezuela adds 15M brown people to the USA? That's some increase. Nah not really "running" just taking.
January 4, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Man, Child, Oil, Wag, Dog -

Is that it?
January 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/... 22:20 - is this the quickest blow up of BBC's Correspondents' Look Ahead
Correspondents' Look Ahead - Looking Ahead to 2026 - BBC Sounds
BBC journalists gaze into their crystal balls to predict what 2026 might have in store.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 3, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Hate NYE. Outgrown it. Kids haven't. Want them safe.
December 31, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Would it not be cool, to own an electric car that simply was powered from a battery without all the other tech. Certainly no AI.

A E-Jeep ©
December 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Remember the 1980s, shee' the 2010s, when no president would mitigate his daddy issues by sucking up to tyrants?
December 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Time between Xmas and New Year as hard to pin down is not a new profound insight.
December 29, 2025 at 9:33 AM