Zellsbells
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A place for plant ppl. Let's discuss becoming more self sufficient while we still can:
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I suddenly got an irresistible urge to buy a denim jacket. Who am I even
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November 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I suddenly got an irresistible urge to buy a denim jacket. Who am I even
5 minutes into watching yellowjackets and I'm annoyed that the song choices don't match the year. No one was listening to Snow sing "informer" unironically in 1996
Get. Off. My. LAAAAAWN
Get. Off. My. LAAAAAWN
an elderly woman wearing glasses and an apron is sitting in a room .
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October 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
5 minutes into watching yellowjackets and I'm annoyed that the song choices don't match the year. No one was listening to Snow sing "informer" unironically in 1996
Get. Off. My. LAAAAAWN
Get. Off. My. LAAAAAWN
Can Lana del Rey please make a spooky version called "high by the graveyard"
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October 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Can Lana del Rey please make a spooky version called "high by the graveyard"
Me when I use tongs to mix the bag salad kit I opened up and dumped in a bowl
a man and a woman are cooking in a kitchen with a sign on the wall that says ' dry '
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September 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Me when I use tongs to mix the bag salad kit I opened up and dumped in a bowl
I girlbossed too close to the sun, according to the bartender who encouraged such behavior
September 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I girlbossed too close to the sun, according to the bartender who encouraged such behavior
Watching White Lotus season 2 is gaslighting me into wanting an aperol spritz
September 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Watching White Lotus season 2 is gaslighting me into wanting an aperol spritz
There's not enough boniva in the world to get me into a mosh pit any more
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August 31, 2025 at 3:48 AM
There's not enough boniva in the world to get me into a mosh pit any more
Are you really even a cat owner if the bitch doesn't occasionally bite your tit through your shirt hard enough to draw blood
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August 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Are you really even a cat owner if the bitch doesn't occasionally bite your tit through your shirt hard enough to draw blood
Only takes one and a half glasses of wine before I start crying over the feelings of a hypothetical person who doesn't even exist
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August 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Only takes one and a half glasses of wine before I start crying over the feelings of a hypothetical person who doesn't even exist
My superpower is seeming very unbothered while remaining very deeply bothered
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August 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
My superpower is seeming very unbothered while remaining very deeply bothered
I accidentally posted to threads thinking I was on blusky
AMA
AMA
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August 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I accidentally posted to threads thinking I was on blusky
AMA
AMA
Shopping at Bath And Body Works feels like walking into the living embodiment of a Taylor Swift song
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August 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Shopping at Bath And Body Works feels like walking into the living embodiment of a Taylor Swift song
I swear to God ...Bob Dylan needs to be either way worse or way better than even we saw him last year #outlawmusicfestival
a man wearing headphones is sitting in front of a microphone and making a funny face .
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July 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I swear to God ...Bob Dylan needs to be either way worse or way better than even we saw him last year #outlawmusicfestival
Turn any mocktail into a cocktail by just adding vodka! Follow me for more recipes
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July 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Turn any mocktail into a cocktail by just adding vodka! Follow me for more recipes
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NEW: Tomorrow’s front page of Scottish newspaper, The National.
July 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
NEW: Tomorrow’s front page of Scottish newspaper, The National.
Poker Face was fuckin wrong for this 😂🤣😂🤣
July 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Poker Face was fuckin wrong for this 😂🤣😂🤣
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Every “free speech” comedian should use their platform to say that the government nudging corporations to cancel shows is fascistic an actual cancel culture
But sadly you fucks are cowards
But sadly you fucks are cowards
July 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Every “free speech” comedian should use their platform to say that the government nudging corporations to cancel shows is fascistic an actual cancel culture
But sadly you fucks are cowards
But sadly you fucks are cowards
Actually I think the worst part is just getting caught at a Coldplay concert at all
July 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Actually I think the worst part is just getting caught at a Coldplay concert at all
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My hot take on the Coldplay Canoodlers? There shouldn’t be kiss cams at concerts. This ain’t baseball, how much downtime is there at a concert. I paid a fortune in surcharges, ONLY THE BAND ON ANY SCREEN
July 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
My hot take on the Coldplay Canoodlers? There shouldn’t be kiss cams at concerts. This ain’t baseball, how much downtime is there at a concert. I paid a fortune in surcharges, ONLY THE BAND ON ANY SCREEN
There should be a law that if you're buying centrum silver vitamins you don't have to get carded for the red wine also in your cart
Elect me and I'll make this happen
Elect me and I'll make this happen
July 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
There should be a law that if you're buying centrum silver vitamins you don't have to get carded for the red wine also in your cart
Elect me and I'll make this happen
Elect me and I'll make this happen
I've been watching UK celebrity big brother, the season with Angie Bowie. Her "I'm too old for this shit" attitude is inspiring.
July 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I've been watching UK celebrity big brother, the season with Angie Bowie. Her "I'm too old for this shit" attitude is inspiring.
Confirmed
YOU MONSTER
July 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Confirmed