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A place for plant ppl. Let's discuss becoming more self sufficient while we still can:
https://discord.gg/MprPdrPgQk
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Man I was really excited for the opening ceremonies but it's not delivering for me. Paris had Gojira and drag queens goddammit
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February 7, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Man I was really excited for the opening ceremonies but it's not delivering for me. Paris had Gojira and drag queens goddammit
I always order a gin and tonic at bars that don't have a cocktail menu because I assume they can't fuck it up
Today I learned ... They can
Today I learned ... They can
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January 18, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I always order a gin and tonic at bars that don't have a cocktail menu because I assume they can't fuck it up
Today I learned ... They can
Today I learned ... They can
When "Cruel World" by Willie Nelson starts playing at a bar where you're just out living your best life having brunch drinks
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January 1, 2026 at 5:57 PM
When "Cruel World" by Willie Nelson starts playing at a bar where you're just out living your best life having brunch drinks
Whenever I feel shit about my current job and start considering going back to my old one I remind myself how that boss called Ken Jeong "the little Chinese guy who was in The Hangover" and told me "no one cares what Mexicans think" when I had an issue with an idea he had for a sugar skull T-shirt
December 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Whenever I feel shit about my current job and start considering going back to my old one I remind myself how that boss called Ken Jeong "the little Chinese guy who was in The Hangover" and told me "no one cares what Mexicans think" when I had an issue with an idea he had for a sugar skull T-shirt
💖Traditional Christmas Music Makes Me Wanna Throw Myself Down a Chimney 🎀
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December 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
💖Traditional Christmas Music Makes Me Wanna Throw Myself Down a Chimney 🎀
The best / worst thing about ai is that when you or your favorite podcast comes up with a stupid bit that should never have effort put into it, you can make it happen.
Also all of the environmental damage is bad
Anyways here's Hamburger Hamlet
@threedomusa.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social
Also all of the environmental damage is bad
Anyways here's Hamburger Hamlet
@threedomusa.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social
December 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The best / worst thing about ai is that when you or your favorite podcast comes up with a stupid bit that should never have effort put into it, you can make it happen.
Also all of the environmental damage is bad
Anyways here's Hamburger Hamlet
@threedomusa.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social
Also all of the environmental damage is bad
Anyways here's Hamburger Hamlet
@threedomusa.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
December 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Dear people who bring their dogs everywhere:
Why
Why
a dog is sitting in the back seat of a car with a question mark on it .
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December 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Dear people who bring their dogs everywhere:
Why
Why
I just ordered a salad with a shit ton of canned mandarin orange slices and it transported me back to the 90's. Not the cool 90s, but like the late 90s when decor was green and purple and beige
a woman with long blonde hair is smiling with her eyes closed .
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November 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I just ordered a salad with a shit ton of canned mandarin orange slices and it transported me back to the 90's. Not the cool 90s, but like the late 90s when decor was green and purple and beige
Starting my Thanksgiving prep, I had the legitimate thought that I need to make a binder to get organized and I'm disturbed but excited at the very idea
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November 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Starting my Thanksgiving prep, I had the legitimate thought that I need to make a binder to get organized and I'm disturbed but excited at the very idea
I suddenly got an irresistible urge to buy a denim jacket. Who am I even
a young man wearing sunglasses is adjusting his glasses .
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November 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I suddenly got an irresistible urge to buy a denim jacket. Who am I even
5 minutes into watching yellowjackets and I'm annoyed that the song choices don't match the year. No one was listening to Snow sing "informer" unironically in 1996
Get. Off. My. LAAAAAWN
Get. Off. My. LAAAAAWN
an elderly woman wearing glasses and an apron is sitting in a room .
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October 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
5 minutes into watching yellowjackets and I'm annoyed that the song choices don't match the year. No one was listening to Snow sing "informer" unironically in 1996
Get. Off. My. LAAAAAWN
Get. Off. My. LAAAAAWN
Can Lana del Rey please make a spooky version called "high by the graveyard"
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October 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Can Lana del Rey please make a spooky version called "high by the graveyard"
Me when I use tongs to mix the bag salad kit I opened up and dumped in a bowl
a man and a woman are cooking in a kitchen with a sign on the wall that says ' dry '
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September 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Me when I use tongs to mix the bag salad kit I opened up and dumped in a bowl
I girlbossed too close to the sun, according to the bartender who encouraged such behavior
September 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I girlbossed too close to the sun, according to the bartender who encouraged such behavior
Watching White Lotus season 2 is gaslighting me into wanting an aperol spritz
September 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Watching White Lotus season 2 is gaslighting me into wanting an aperol spritz
There's not enough boniva in the world to get me into a mosh pit any more
an elderly woman is standing in front of a brick wall holding a hat .
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August 31, 2025 at 3:48 AM
There's not enough boniva in the world to get me into a mosh pit any more
Are you really even a cat owner if the bitch doesn't occasionally bite your tit through your shirt hard enough to draw blood
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August 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Are you really even a cat owner if the bitch doesn't occasionally bite your tit through your shirt hard enough to draw blood
Only takes one and a half glasses of wine before I start crying over the feelings of a hypothetical person who doesn't even exist
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August 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Only takes one and a half glasses of wine before I start crying over the feelings of a hypothetical person who doesn't even exist
My superpower is seeming very unbothered while remaining very deeply bothered
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August 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
My superpower is seeming very unbothered while remaining very deeply bothered