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electric warrior ☾
issuing an apology to everyone who told me i would love balatro you were right and i was unfamiliar with your game
January 4, 2026 at 11:38 AM
ive been on i guess many hundreds of planes over the course of my life and this is the first time ive ever had a flight canceled while i was already at the airport waiting to board. many experiences to be had in this world i suppose
January 3, 2026 at 3:26 AM
idk how the logistics of this would work but if you buy a book in translation you should be able to get the original-language version for cheap. sometimes you can tell you got a lousy translation and need to see exactly how they fucked up
January 1, 2026 at 11:39 PM
i love driving at exactly the speed limit, forcing all the cars behind me to slow down and saving them from a crash or a ticket. feel free to send me a gift basket fellas
January 1, 2026 at 9:43 PM
my dad has gotten really into boz scaggs apparently. anyway you know what would be a good jojo character name
January 1, 2026 at 4:51 AM
i love when you check back in on something you posted on reddit and it's sprouted its own self-sustaining argument ecosystem
January 1, 2026 at 3:10 AM
today i learned there is a tiny town in northeastern iowa named after the algerian revolutionary leader the emir abdelkader. 1,200 people btw. also happy new year or whatever
January 1, 2026 at 2:03 AM
new year's resolutions
- understand fashion
- return spanish to fluency inshallah
- Vacation (location tbd)
- homosexuality
- fuck it we ball
December 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
ive watched so many youtube reviews of shitty romantasy novels that i am now reasonably confident i could write a good one myself
December 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
i would best summarize blippo plus as a sort of live action visual novel about those disney channel psas on 9/11
December 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
theres a blippo plus video set called "confetti cowboys" which in my opinion sounds like some kind of slur
December 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
when i meet up with old friends and try to entice them to visit me in australia sometime i simply show them pics of sesame. like sure i will be there, but more importantly you'll be able to meet this little child
i am no longer my mother's special baby she has become sooo obsessed with the little dog who lives at the cafe below my apartment every time she calls me now she's like omg did you see sesame today? did you play with sesame? did you check sesame's instagram? mother i beg you get off the floor
December 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
this game has already obliterated my understanding of human language btw. pacing the room muttering shit like "can crab is skull?"
i got baba is you. baba is me :)
December 27, 2025 at 10:03 AM
i got baba is you. baba is me :)
December 27, 2025 at 7:25 AM
you're all so lucky i cant draw this whole account would be jojo characters in different outfits
December 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
i have never seen this mentioned as a stereotype so i may just have a really weird sample size but every trans man ive met who's over about twenty five years old has been really into the wolf hall series
December 26, 2025 at 9:55 AM
you know whats humiliating. when your parasocial crush is not a public figure or anything but just a normal person who works on something youre interested in. he's gay he's single and the only reason you're not asking him out rn is he lives in california. posting this for no reason btw
December 26, 2025 at 9:47 AM
December 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
civ vi runs so fast on the switch 2 it's frightening. all these years this game has been a test of my patience any semblance of instant gratification feels like a trick of the devil
December 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
i will of course add a star to every person who has something in jojo named after them. in the one-degree-of-separation ring it has to be well over half of them lmao
one of these days im going to sit down and diagram out the entire deep purple-black sabbath extended universe, partly so i dont have to hold it in my head all the time but mostly because looking at the whole thing at once is going to make me laugh until i die
my personal lesson from 2025 is that i have to be more insane about music
December 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
one of these days im going to sit down and diagram out the entire deep purple-black sabbath extended universe, partly so i dont have to hold it in my head all the time but mostly because looking at the whole thing at once is going to make me laugh until i die
my personal lesson from 2025 is that i have to be more insane about music
December 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
people love to call you a know-it-all like it's an insult but it's true, i know it all
December 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
i absolutely loathe the word "tranche". cannot explain why
December 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
quick and easy way to learn how much of a freak you are is to make a pinterest fashion inspiration board
December 23, 2025 at 9:16 AM
do humans ever begin lists with "here are some..." at this point or is it now exclusively an ai thing
December 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM