I'm so dead man. My Linux laptop is trying to open a .docx file with Ark .zip extractor. @microsoft.com please bring Office to Linux

We in the Netherlands curse a lot, but I really noticed how bad it was when my dad politely told me to "Go shove a kilogram of feces up your piehole."

Oh yeah, and the unjustified lawsuits, violations of the Constitution and Geneva convention, the government spending on private golf courses, and the tariffs harming his own country.

Trump's administration pressured ABC cancelling Jimmy Kimmel's show for bashing Trump, while also promoting free speech. What gets me about this administration isn't the idiocy, it's the hypocrisy.

French bags of sugar would not sell well elsewhere... Then again, maybe they would.

That one kid in your class whenever someone has food:

My friend: You have bad cable management
His setup: