Zero Gravitas
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on here to post into the void about sumo
I watch sumo live so please beware of spoilers during bashos. I tag live skeets with #sumospoilers
he/him
I watch sumo live so please beware of spoilers during bashos. I tag live skeets with #sumospoilers
he/him
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It's #Sumo time! I may disappear to avoid spoilers, but #sumosketches will pop up from time-to-time. Not happy that Mita is still out, but I'm hopeful this will be an exciting basho, hopefully with minimal injuries. (some swatching to find the ideal ink for the sketch--chose "A certain candy"
January 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM
It's #Sumo time! I may disappear to avoid spoilers, but #sumosketches will pop up from time-to-time. Not happy that Mita is still out, but I'm hopeful this will be an exciting basho, hopefully with minimal injuries. (some swatching to find the ideal ink for the sketch--chose "A certain candy"
January 14, 2026 at 8:59 AM
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January 13, 2026 at 9:00 AM
January 13, 2026 at 8:39 AM
My KC picks for Hatsu 2026. Going alright so far
January 12, 2026 at 11:26 PM
My KC picks for Hatsu 2026. Going alright so far
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January 11, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Ichi’s nodowa looked a little scary there but Hosh stayed cool and got him on the belt. Yoshinofuji tomorrow will be his first real test
#sumospoilers
#sumospoilers
January 12, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Ichi’s nodowa looked a little scary there but Hosh stayed cool and got him on the belt. Yoshinofuji tomorrow will be his first real test
#sumospoilers
#sumospoilers
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Popular rikishi Atamifuji’s mother has opened a new restaurant and you can watch the grand sumo tournament at the restaurant too. There’s even a cute sign that looks like the ones at the tournament that shows who Atamifuji is up against.
Oh yeah & the restaurant is called Brainbuster.
Oh yeah & the restaurant is called Brainbuster.
January 12, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Popular rikishi Atamifuji’s mother has opened a new restaurant and you can watch the grand sumo tournament at the restaurant too. There’s even a cute sign that looks like the ones at the tournament that shows who Atamifuji is up against.
Oh yeah & the restaurant is called Brainbuster.
Oh yeah & the restaurant is called Brainbuster.
🚨 NISHIKIGI SHONICHI 🚨
Nishikigi powered out Tsurugisho with ease, looking like the vet with more gas in the tank today
#sumospoilers
Nishikigi powered out Tsurugisho with ease, looking like the vet with more gas in the tank today
#sumospoilers
January 12, 2026 at 6:11 AM
🚨 NISHIKIGI SHONICHI 🚨
Nishikigi powered out Tsurugisho with ease, looking like the vet with more gas in the tank today
#sumospoilers
Nishikigi powered out Tsurugisho with ease, looking like the vet with more gas in the tank today
#sumospoilers
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January 11, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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Kotozakura reminds me of me before I started therapy. I think he should learn to be kind to himself
There were smiles all around, but none on the face of Kotozakura.
When asked about the absence of any festive mood, the ozeki firmly replied,
“For the rest of the world, it's a joyful time, but we are sumo wrestlers and for us, there is no such thing as a New Year's holiday."
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When asked about the absence of any festive mood, the ozeki firmly replied,
“For the rest of the world, it's a joyful time, but we are sumo wrestlers and for us, there is no such thing as a New Year's holiday."
END
January 2, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Kotozakura reminds me of me before I started therapy. I think he should learn to be kind to himself
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Shout out to the Tamawashi of the NBA LeBron James for turning 41 today
Tamawashi, known as the iron man of sumo, is 39 years old and hasn’t missed a basho which means that he’s basically means that he’s been doing nonstop sumo for as long as LeBron James has been playing basketball.
Which I need you to understand, is RIDICULOUS.
Which I need you to understand, is RIDICULOUS.
December 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Shout out to the Tamawashi of the NBA LeBron James for turning 41 today
drinking kirin and caramelizing some onions… pretty good!
(this has been my mandatory non-sumo related skeet for 2025)
(this has been my mandatory non-sumo related skeet for 2025)
December 26, 2025 at 10:33 AM
drinking kirin and caramelizing some onions… pretty good!
(this has been my mandatory non-sumo related skeet for 2025)
(this has been my mandatory non-sumo related skeet for 2025)
Is Hakunofuji an unwieldy enough shikona that english speakers will start referring to him with a 3 letter abbreviation ala WTK, KTZ, IYM, etc?
probably not since people didn't do it with Terunofuji, but the idea of referring to ex-Hakuoho as HNF is really funny to me for some reason...
probably not since people didn't do it with Terunofuji, but the idea of referring to ex-Hakuoho as HNF is really funny to me for some reason...
December 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Is Hakunofuji an unwieldy enough shikona that english speakers will start referring to him with a 3 letter abbreviation ala WTK, KTZ, IYM, etc?
probably not since people didn't do it with Terunofuji, but the idea of referring to ex-Hakuoho as HNF is really funny to me for some reason...
probably not since people didn't do it with Terunofuji, but the idea of referring to ex-Hakuoho as HNF is really funny to me for some reason...
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Merry Christmas it’s Banzuke time. Let’s talk about it! sumomainichi.podbean.com/e/sumo-maini...
Sumo Mainichi - Banzuke - January 2026 | Sumo Mainichi
Banzuke episode for the January 2026 Hatsu basho.
Help support the podcast here.https://linktr.ee/sumomainichi
sumomainichi.podbean.com
December 23, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Merry Christmas it’s Banzuke time. Let’s talk about it! sumomainichi.podbean.com/e/sumo-maini...
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December 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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#inkvent2025 Day 21 "Chaos", Extreme Sheen ink
I did a #sumosketch of Tobizaru having his hair styled by the tokoyama. (This was mid-styling so not sure if it was the ginkgo (Ōichō) or topknot (chonmage)).
I prefer the pencil sketch, but this ink has nice chromo & blends well with gouache
I did a #sumosketch of Tobizaru having his hair styled by the tokoyama. (This was mid-styling so not sure if it was the ginkgo (Ōichō) or topknot (chonmage)).
I prefer the pencil sketch, but this ink has nice chromo & blends well with gouache
December 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
#inkvent2025 Day 21 "Chaos", Extreme Sheen ink
I did a #sumosketch of Tobizaru having his hair styled by the tokoyama. (This was mid-styling so not sure if it was the ginkgo (Ōichō) or topknot (chonmage)).
I prefer the pencil sketch, but this ink has nice chromo & blends well with gouache
I did a #sumosketch of Tobizaru having his hair styled by the tokoyama. (This was mid-styling so not sure if it was the ginkgo (Ōichō) or topknot (chonmage)).
I prefer the pencil sketch, but this ink has nice chromo & blends well with gouache