Steve Zerr (very normal person)
@zerrtified.ca
A Series of Tangents: My ADHD Memoirs, by Steve Z
Weird how Vegas was a better value when it was being run by organized crime instead of multinational holding companies.
December 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Weird how Vegas was a better value when it was being run by organized crime instead of multinational holding companies.
"Hey, so what are you doing tomorrow?"
- "Nothing. Just staying at home."
"Oh, great, so I was thinking..."
- "No, you don't understand: I am going to do *nothing*... at *home*..."
- "Nothing. Just staying at home."
"Oh, great, so I was thinking..."
- "No, you don't understand: I am going to do *nothing*... at *home*..."
December 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"Hey, so what are you doing tomorrow?"
- "Nothing. Just staying at home."
"Oh, great, so I was thinking..."
- "No, you don't understand: I am going to do *nothing*... at *home*..."
- "Nothing. Just staying at home."
"Oh, great, so I was thinking..."
- "No, you don't understand: I am going to do *nothing*... at *home*..."
Apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime. Anything and everything, all of the time.
Welcome to the Internet.
Welcome to the Internet.
December 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime. Anything and everything, all of the time.
Welcome to the Internet.
Welcome to the Internet.
Holy cat a talking crap
December 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Holy cat a talking crap
Don't be so long-sighted. The Q1 profits next year are going to look great.
December 17, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Don't be so long-sighted. The Q1 profits next year are going to look great.
𓉔𓉔𓋴𓂋STEAMMACHINE𓅲𓇋𓆯𓋴𓅂𓉔𓈖𓃀𓇨𓊃𓅃𓇋𓅱𓈎𓃀𓇨𓂧):𓃌𓃈.SPRING𓇿𓂅𓂩𓃈𓇌𓂧𓆓𓉔𓅃𓄿𓇋𓈎𓃎HL3:.𓃏𓇌𓂋)𓃌𓂅𓂩𓃈..𓎼𓆓𓅲𓋴𓅂𓇌𓎢𓂋
December 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
𓉔𓉔𓋴𓂋STEAMMACHINE𓅲𓇋𓆯𓋴𓅂𓉔𓈖𓃀𓇨𓊃𓅃𓇋𓅱𓈎𓃀𓇨𓂧):𓃌𓃈.SPRING𓇿𓂅𓂩𓃈𓇌𓂧𓆓𓉔𓅃𓄿𓇋𓈎𓃎HL3:.𓃏𓇌𓂋)𓃌𓂅𓂩𓃈..𓎼𓆓𓅲𓋴𓅂𓇌𓎢𓂋
Sinners might be the best biopic I've seen this year.
December 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Sinners might be the best biopic I've seen this year.
I hate when I forget to check my pockets for black hole singularities before I put them in the wash.
December 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I hate when I forget to check my pockets for black hole singularities before I put them in the wash.
We are now in an era where there are people too young to remember Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf <\3
December 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
We are now in an era where there are people too young to remember Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf <\3
Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Wouldn’t you like to have some brie?
December 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Wouldn’t you like to have some brie?
All Triangles Are Love Triangles if you Love Triangles
December 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
All Triangles Are Love Triangles if you Love Triangles
Don't you ever wonder why you didn't get kidnapped as a child?
December 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Don't you ever wonder why you didn't get kidnapped as a child?
Super Mario fans pretend Mario 5-63 don’t exist.
December 5, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Super Mario fans pretend Mario 5-63 don’t exist.
Vampires funded the construction of the PATH to be able to avoid sunlight as much as possible and still get around downtown.
December 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Vampires funded the construction of the PATH to be able to avoid sunlight as much as possible and still get around downtown.
You don't need to be good at your hobbies
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
You don't need to be good at your hobbies
If we can't laugh at farts then what's the point of life
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
If we can't laugh at farts then what's the point of life
Stickin' together is what good waffles do!
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Stickin' together is what good waffles do!
You can never have too many socks, you know, so that you can always throw away the ones with holes.
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
You can never have too many socks, you know, so that you can always throw away the ones with holes.
We should be clear that this is a both sides issue. Radical right trolls post stuff like "kill all minorities" while radical left trolls post stuff like "people should have healthcare". Wildly divisive on both sides.
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
We should be clear that this is a both sides issue. Radical right trolls post stuff like "kill all minorities" while radical left trolls post stuff like "people should have healthcare". Wildly divisive on both sides.
Maybe rebuild the world so it doesn't induce chronic stress?
November 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Maybe rebuild the world so it doesn't induce chronic stress?
Actually this trick is pretty easy. All you have to do is sacrifice 2 goats in the name of Xamozir and get the card-seeing eyes for half of your lifespan.
Now, a true magician will have the stack of doves in the shape of a goat...
Now, a true magician will have the stack of doves in the shape of a goat...
November 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Actually this trick is pretty easy. All you have to do is sacrifice 2 goats in the name of Xamozir and get the card-seeing eyes for half of your lifespan.
Now, a true magician will have the stack of doves in the shape of a goat...
Now, a true magician will have the stack of doves in the shape of a goat...
Being kind is pretty punk rock
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Being kind is pretty punk rock
Lightening strikes imply lightening unions
November 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Lightening strikes imply lightening unions
Does anyone else remember the Rusty Venture show? I wonder what has become of the lives of the actors since then.
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Does anyone else remember the Rusty Venture show? I wonder what has become of the lives of the actors since then.
You’re focusing too much on the “super” and not enough on the “man”, because I have never met a single man who would pass up the chance to fly a jet with rocket fists.
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
You’re focusing too much on the “super” and not enough on the “man”, because I have never met a single man who would pass up the chance to fly a jet with rocket fists.