Ryan Statz
@ziggurcat.bsky.social
Artist, deadpanneur, procraftinator
@khanna.house.gov hey asshole, instead of requesting meetings, and writing sternly-worded letters, how about you hold Blanche and Bondi in contempt for repeatedly violating the Epstein Transparency Act?
February 5, 2026 at 5:29 PM
@khanna.house.gov hey asshole, instead of requesting meetings, and writing sternly-worded letters, how about you hold Blanche and Bondi in contempt for repeatedly violating the Epstein Transparency Act?
@tomsuozzi.bsky.social you didn’t fail, you outright supported it, you traitorous dumbfuck
January 26, 2026 at 7:24 PM
@tomsuozzi.bsky.social you didn’t fail, you outright supported it, you traitorous dumbfuck
@gluesenkampperez.house.gov don’t be shocked by what happened today, you voted to fund this only a few days ago. You are a goddamned traitor to your country.
January 25, 2026 at 6:34 AM
@gluesenkampperez.house.gov don’t be shocked by what happened today, you voted to fund this only a few days ago. You are a goddamned traitor to your country.
@mark-carney.bsky.social no more exports to the United States since that whiny fascist fuck keeps directing petty, little tantrums towards our country. I think we should be done with them. Completely. Sell our exports elsewhere. Fuck Trump, and fuck the United States.
January 23, 2026 at 5:10 AM
@mark-carney.bsky.social no more exports to the United States since that whiny fascist fuck keeps directing petty, little tantrums towards our country. I think we should be done with them. Completely. Sell our exports elsewhere. Fuck Trump, and fuck the United States.
@golden.house.gov eat shit, you fucking traitor. You should be ashamed of yourself.
January 22, 2026 at 10:07 PM
@golden.house.gov eat shit, you fucking traitor. You should be ashamed of yourself.
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social the sex offender is in the White House, you fucking moron.
January 22, 2026 at 9:40 PM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social the sex offender is in the White House, you fucking moron.
@maxwellfrost.bsky.social I get that you want to hold people who are in the files accountable, but fuck you all for not doing the same shit to Bondi or anyone else in the current administration disobeying the fucking law.
January 22, 2026 at 12:07 AM
@maxwellfrost.bsky.social I get that you want to hold people who are in the files accountable, but fuck you all for not doing the same shit to Bondi or anyone else in the current administration disobeying the fucking law.
@warren.senate.gov if you think another sternly-worded letter is going to do anything, you should step down because fuck you, and your feckless bullshit.
January 21, 2026 at 8:20 PM
@warren.senate.gov if you think another sternly-worded letter is going to do anything, you should step down because fuck you, and your feckless bullshit.
@mark-carney.bsky.social for fuck’s sake, don’t join Trump’s stupid fucking board of peace.
January 20, 2026 at 12:45 AM
@mark-carney.bsky.social for fuck’s sake, don’t join Trump’s stupid fucking board of peace.
@booker.senate.gov no, you fucking idiot, you don’t need better training for ICE. You need to be arresting every single one of them for their crimes against humanity, and holding people like Noem, and Homan accountable.
January 18, 2026 at 5:09 AM
@booker.senate.gov no, you fucking idiot, you don’t need better training for ICE. You need to be arresting every single one of them for their crimes against humanity, and holding people like Noem, and Homan accountable.
@cbsnews.com maybe stop lying, and/or licking Trump’s balls, you stupid fascist fucks
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January 16, 2026 at 8:55 PM
@cbsnews.com maybe stop lying, and/or licking Trump’s balls, you stupid fascist fucks
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@nhlflapanthers.bsky.social eat shit, you fascist fucks.
January 15, 2026 at 9:51 PM
@nhlflapanthers.bsky.social eat shit, you fascist fucks.
@cbsnews.com Murdered. He murdered Renee Good, you stupid fascist fucks.
January 15, 2026 at 8:47 PM
@cbsnews.com Murdered. He murdered Renee Good, you stupid fascist fucks.
@cbsnews.com the ICE thug who murdered Renee Good did not suffer any injuries, you stupid fascist fucks.
January 15, 2026 at 9:45 AM
@cbsnews.com the ICE thug who murdered Renee Good did not suffer any injuries, you stupid fascist fucks.
@jaketapper.bsky.social fuck you, you stupid piece of shit. The only “rhetoric” that needs to be toned down is the murdering of innocent citizens. So eat shit, you fascist fuck.
January 12, 2026 at 5:43 PM
@jaketapper.bsky.social fuck you, you stupid piece of shit. The only “rhetoric” that needs to be toned down is the murdering of innocent citizens. So eat shit, you fascist fuck.
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social the fascist thug was not defending his life, you stupid fucking idiot.
January 8, 2026 at 10:19 PM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social the fascist thug was not defending his life, you stupid fucking idiot.
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social ICE agents don’t have immunity from anything, you stupid fascist fuck.
January 8, 2026 at 8:07 PM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social ICE agents don’t have immunity from anything, you stupid fascist fuck.
@cbsnews.com fuuuuuuuuuuck you, you fascist pieces of shit
January 3, 2026 at 2:59 AM
@cbsnews.com fuuuuuuuuuuck you, you fascist pieces of shit
@nytimes.com fuuuuuuuuuuuck you, assholes
December 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
@nytimes.com fuuuuuuuuuuuck you, assholes
@joe-scarborough.bsky.social hey, you fucking moron, you can’t say Trump is not in the files when they’ve redacted 99% of the information on the pages. Why the fuck do you think they’ve delayed things so long? (Hint: it’s because they’re protecting Trump because his name is all over these files)
December 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
@joe-scarborough.bsky.social hey, you fucking moron, you can’t say Trump is not in the files when they’ve redacted 99% of the information on the pages. Why the fuck do you think they’ve delayed things so long? (Hint: it’s because they’re protecting Trump because his name is all over these files)
@washingtonpost.com fuuuuuuuuuuuck you, assholes. The DOJ broke the law, two ways: 1. They were required to release everything, not less than 1% 2. They were required to not redact anything outside of the victims’ names.
December 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
@washingtonpost.com fuuuuuuuuuuuck you, assholes. The DOJ broke the law, two ways: 1. They were required to release everything, not less than 1% 2. They were required to not redact anything outside of the victims’ names.
@suckerpunchprod.bsky.social hey guys, your good pal Donald Trump had some nice words to say about Rob Reiner
December 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
@suckerpunchprod.bsky.social hey guys, your good pal Donald Trump had some nice words to say about Rob Reiner
@suckerpunchprod.bsky.social are you going to fire anyone who talks shit about Rob Reiner or do you only fire people who rightfully criticize racist bigots to appease your dear leader Donald Trump?
December 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
@suckerpunchprod.bsky.social are you going to fire anyone who talks shit about Rob Reiner or do you only fire people who rightfully criticize racist bigots to appease your dear leader Donald Trump?