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the jewish princess
@ziggyhaim.bsky.social
hater in concept. lover in practice.
i feel like dave & busters will send me promotional texts when im at my worst never at a good time
January 31, 2026 at 1:59 AM
this land is YOUR land. this land is MY land. 💕💣
January 27, 2026 at 10:42 PM
SHE HOPES IM!!!!

CURSED FOREVER TO SLEEP ON THIS.

TWIN. SIZED. MATTRESS.

IN SOMEBODIES ATTIC OR BASEMENT MY WHOO

OOOLLELELEEEE LIFE!!!!!!
January 26, 2026 at 10:13 PM
sorry to be a bummer and bring it up but we are all fucked in the snow because everything from the meteorologists to county salt trucks have been defunded and it is significantly worse that it could have been
January 26, 2026 at 6:30 PM
i regret never using im back by belle delphine as an entrance song
January 24, 2026 at 4:48 AM
i can’t even lie if you think i don’t like you i probably don’t i’m sorry i think it’s way more bitchy and a waste of energy to be fake than to just avoid speaking to someone i don’t like lol
January 24, 2026 at 4:30 AM
damn that sucks fuck every predator forever
January 22, 2026 at 12:39 AM
don-chan isnt a phase don-chan is a way of life
January 18, 2026 at 11:36 PM
i feel equally as mentally healthy and confident as i have ever felt but also in absolute misery is that cool with yall
January 13, 2026 at 11:08 PM
people genuinely get upset when they ask if i miss wrestling and i say no lmfao
January 13, 2026 at 10:20 PM
i am genuinely one of those people that thinks the timeline change was triggered by harambe
January 13, 2026 at 12:44 AM
took a booking WHERE???
January 11, 2026 at 10:42 PM
my dog aggressively paces when he wants to go outside and its so overstimulating
January 4, 2026 at 8:14 PM
if it was about the war on drugs why did he pardon the literal creator of the silk road
January 4, 2026 at 3:20 AM
i am no longer a wrestler i will never ever be one again but i really want another pair of wrestling boots man i just love wrestling boots
January 4, 2026 at 12:07 AM
being able to compute nuance is what shows me a person feels empathy rather than just showing empathy
December 31, 2025 at 7:56 PM
brain zaps feel like getting jumpscared inside your own body
December 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
its been months and i still can’t believe how bad life of a showgirl is
December 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
i need a t-shirt that says “DONT BOTHER ME I’M PLAYING BALATRO”
December 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
it is miss a dose of my effexor i truly become evil all it takes it 12 hours for me to be a genuine ghoul from super hell
December 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
my theory is NOT that candace and charlie kirk were fucking but that he was her gay best friend
December 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
clair obscura…….. 😔 it’s….. a game that we’re playing…… 😔
December 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
the stone cold pancho and macho shirts are the only things i will ever get off of pwtees i will suffer through the extra few dollars for a non cardboard tee for those solid ass cats
December 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
genuinely shocking to me how many people do not realize it is tradition to lose your last match winning it would be kind of weird
December 15, 2025 at 1:00 PM