Zippy
@zippyjackalope.bsky.social
Describing the indescribable since 1973
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Zippy
@zippyjackalope.bsky.social
· Oct 24
Don’t pass the beaver, but if the breasts are titillated a smorgasbord of options is at your disposal (Plus shipping and handling)
The only thing between me and a stool is the hilarity of being a yellow jackalope
January 27, 2026 at 4:21 AM
The only thing between me and a stool is the hilarity of being a yellow jackalope
Oh, goat cheese, it’s the weirdos again
January 27, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Oh, goat cheese, it’s the weirdos again
Oh, no, I can’t leave, I have to post about reliving memories as your real species
January 27, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Oh, no, I can’t leave, I have to post about reliving memories as your real species
It’s a ponder the universe in a cheese sandwich night, everybody
January 27, 2026 at 3:10 AM
It’s a ponder the universe in a cheese sandwich night, everybody
For those wondering, the dumbest questions deserve the dumbest answers
January 27, 2026 at 3:09 AM
For those wondering, the dumbest questions deserve the dumbest answers
Oh, right, it’s the anal. It’s always the anal
January 27, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Oh, right, it’s the anal. It’s always the anal
How angry is my body going to be in the morning? There’s only one way to find out
January 25, 2026 at 8:49 AM
How angry is my body going to be in the morning? There’s only one way to find out
I’ve reached the “I’m not drunk but I’m involuntarily doing weird fucking things with my tongue” part of the night
January 25, 2026 at 5:18 AM
I’ve reached the “I’m not drunk but I’m involuntarily doing weird fucking things with my tongue” part of the night
Living the life they don’t want us to have is what keeps us fighting
January 25, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Living the life they don’t want us to have is what keeps us fighting
Reality is a fuck
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January 25, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Reality is a fuck
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Look, I want to top, but denying others access to this gift of an ass would be a crime
January 25, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Look, I want to top, but denying others access to this gift of an ass would be a crime
You ever just stand there and realize you’re slapping out Stars and Stripes Forever on your ass?
January 25, 2026 at 2:16 AM
You ever just stand there and realize you’re slapping out Stars and Stripes Forever on your ass?
I am once again begging the cars are the devil people to understand why the suburbs exist
January 24, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I am once again begging the cars are the devil people to understand why the suburbs exist
The only conceivable end to tyranny lies in tic tacs and friendship
January 23, 2026 at 7:02 AM
The only conceivable end to tyranny lies in tic tacs and friendship
The weird things we resort to in the pursuit of the forbidden nectar
January 23, 2026 at 6:49 AM
The weird things we resort to in the pursuit of the forbidden nectar
Oh no, not my SpeedCubeShop reward points!
January 23, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Oh no, not my SpeedCubeShop reward points!
I cannot begin to explain to you how hard it is to set up full body in VR while high
January 23, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I cannot begin to explain to you how hard it is to set up full body in VR while high
Mental Shift Guardian Force, move out!
January 22, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Mental Shift Guardian Force, move out!
Maybe the sexual assault handshake isn’t a good idea
January 22, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Maybe the sexual assault handshake isn’t a good idea
Y’all don’t know how lucky you are that noses can’t crossbreed
January 20, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Y’all don’t know how lucky you are that noses can’t crossbreed
I grasp words from the chaos, but they don’t always banana
January 20, 2026 at 7:18 AM
I grasp words from the chaos, but they don’t always banana
Oh, right, I forgot. I had to go in so deep I almost shit myself, captain
January 20, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Oh, right, I forgot. I had to go in so deep I almost shit myself, captain
Putting the rank in Rankin/Bass
January 20, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Putting the rank in Rankin/Bass
That’s really the holy grail right there. That’s what you want: pissed off normies
January 20, 2026 at 6:15 AM
That’s really the holy grail right there. That’s what you want: pissed off normies