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ZipZealous

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They/she/him - 21+ - 💖💜💙 Professional daydreamer | thinks spending ungodly hours on games with little white goobers is a flex.

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ZipZealous @zipzealous.bsky.social · 1d

Uhh yea somehow that right, right, down the sketchy hallway towards the nurse station has turned into ending up in this very dusty workout room? I've been here for hours and have resulted to eating the chalk in this cracked bucket. Praying my wifey or someone finds me.

Birdy_39 @ Read Chimera Heart on Webtoon! @birdy39.bsky.social · 1d

BeakDown has issued a statement regarding concerns around concussions and confusing venue layouts.

A fictional press release from the BeakDown team which reads as follows:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
BEAKDOWN ADDRESSES CONCERNS REGARDING CONCUSSIONS & VENUE LAYOUT

The BeakDown team is happy to announce that following last night's events, our wrestlers have all cleared a health evaluation and are no longer suffering from concussions. We extend a massive thank you to our medical staff on-hand that keep our performers safe, healthy, and ring-ready.

Multiple complaints have been filed from last night's participants regarding navigational problems and a lack of communication regarding the layout of the performance venue. Many reported feeling lost and unable to find their way around backstage, leading at least one wrestler having their entrance interrupted and many others struggling to find their way to resources like restrooms and the medical office. The BeakDown team would like to apologize for any confusion that may have been caused. A meeting is scheduled with our volunteer team this afternoon to discuss solutions for these issues, and a map and signage is already in production to assist wrestlers navigate our facility easily and effectively.

We would like to thank our performers for bringing these concerns to us, as feedback like this ensures stress-free and smooth organization for this and future events.

This statement is satirical. All characters, events, and storylines of BeakDown are completely fictional and any relation to real-world events or people is purely coincidental and created with the consent of all parties involved.

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ZipZealous @zipzealous.bsky.social · Dec 4

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