Zachary Krueger
@zkffb.bsky.social
Fantasy football writer for Rotoworld.com | You will love my WRs but hate my RBs. "One of those fantasy football guys that doesn’t know the intricacies of the game."
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Just now realizing Bryce Young threw for a “career-high” 3,011 yards this season. Lol
January 13, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Just now realizing Bryce Young threw for a “career-high” 3,011 yards this season. Lol
Dylan Raiola’s 2027 draft stock should see a nice boost after spamming screen passes for a season at Oregon.
January 13, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Dylan Raiola’s 2027 draft stock should see a nice boost after spamming screen passes for a season at Oregon.
Officially back in the USA. Please tell me we are great again.
January 13, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Officially back in the USA. Please tell me we are great again.
I like to stop at the duty free shop 🎵
January 11, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I like to stop at the duty free shop 🎵
Me to the server at Olive Garden when she asks how much cheese I’d like on my pasta:
January 11, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Me to the server at Olive Garden when she asks how much cheese I’d like on my pasta:
So that’s why they call him Denny “Ball-Knower” Carter.
Matt LaFleur is going to do everything he can to not score a single point in the second half.
January 11, 2026 at 5:21 AM
So that’s why they call him Denny “Ball-Knower” Carter.
Imagine how good Caleb Williams would be if he was pressured and rolling left on every play. Something to think about.
January 11, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Imagine how good Caleb Williams would be if he was pressured and rolling left on every play. Something to think about.
Romeo Doubs is going to sign elsewhere in the offseason and people are going to spend months talking about Golden as a riser, his great camp, all that.
Your job will be simple: Don’t fall for it.
Your job will be simple: Don’t fall for it.
Prior to that Matthew Golden touchdown, then Packers had been holding internal discussions about never drafting a WR in the first round ever again.
January 11, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Romeo Doubs is going to sign elsewhere in the offseason and people are going to spend months talking about Golden as a riser, his great camp, all that.
Your job will be simple: Don’t fall for it.
Your job will be simple: Don’t fall for it.
Prior to that Matthew Golden touchdown, then Packers had been holding internal discussions about never drafting a WR in the first round ever again.
January 11, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Prior to that Matthew Golden touchdown, then Packers had been holding internal discussions about never drafting a WR in the first round ever again.
I haven’t thought once about whether or not somebody might shoot me in public while in Addis Ababa. Back home, I avoid a small shopping center three minutes from my house because the vibes have been off there too many times and last time I left a man was randomly yelling at/approaching me. Curious!
it's funny to me the superiority complex some americans have about their country vs other "shit holes". Drive through big parts of major metropolis', and it's worse than many other places in the world.
January 9, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I haven’t thought once about whether or not somebody might shoot me in public while in Addis Ababa. Back home, I avoid a small shopping center three minutes from my house because the vibes have been off there too many times and last time I left a man was randomly yelling at/approaching me. Curious!
A true “the game sucked” headline.
January 9, 2026 at 3:55 AM
A true “the game sucked” headline.
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When you murder an innocent civilian in cold blood
January 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
When you murder an innocent civilian in cold blood
Your friendly reminder that every cry of election fraud from the right is projection.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/06/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/06/u...
Ex-Turning Point Leader Gets Probation After Forging Voters’ Names
www.nytimes.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Your friendly reminder that every cry of election fraud from the right is projection.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/06/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/06/u...
I try to keep a pretty tame tongue on here but everything going on right now pisses me the fuck off so whatever. Please don’t show your kids.
But also my down time has been spent listening to songs that feel even semi-relevant to the shit show before us. Here are some. Drop others.
But also my down time has been spent listening to songs that feel even semi-relevant to the shit show before us. Here are some. Drop others.
January 8, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I try to keep a pretty tame tongue on here but everything going on right now pisses me the fuck off so whatever. Please don’t show your kids.
But also my down time has been spent listening to songs that feel even semi-relevant to the shit show before us. Here are some. Drop others.
But also my down time has been spent listening to songs that feel even semi-relevant to the shit show before us. Here are some. Drop others.
I’ve been in a “shit hole” country for the last week and haven’t heard of one homicide. Much less one committed by the government. Seems nice. Might stay.
January 8, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I’ve been in a “shit hole” country for the last week and haven’t heard of one homicide. Much less one committed by the government. Seems nice. Might stay.
Dad, listen, a store dedicated to Trump that had been opened for SIX YEARS is shutting down at the end of the month. Many are thinking it could be due to everything being bad!
January 8, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Dad, listen, a store dedicated to Trump that had been opened for SIX YEARS is shutting down at the end of the month. Many are thinking it could be due to everything being bad!
Sometimes when you’re up against it, the best thing you can do is praise yourself for doing something nobody gives a flying fuck about.
January 8, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Sometimes when you’re up against it, the best thing you can do is praise yourself for doing something nobody gives a flying fuck about.
Reposted by Zachary Krueger
There's just no choice. If the state backs down from this it is *over* over.
January 7, 2026 at 7:45 PM
There's just no choice. If the state backs down from this it is *over* over.
Love bonding with the boys over a very healthy 1.5 seltzers @dennycarter.bsky.social @nimblewnumbers.bsky.social @bernzone.bsky.social
Oz: "Alcohol is a social lubricant that brings people together. In the best case scenario, I don't think you should drink alcohol, but it does allow people an excuse to bond and socialize and there's probably nothing healthier than having a good time with friends in a safe way."
January 7, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Love bonding with the boys over a very healthy 1.5 seltzers @dennycarter.bsky.social @nimblewnumbers.bsky.social @bernzone.bsky.social
Reposted by Zachary Krueger
(first guy to go bald) haha what if we all wore hats, which I just invented for no reason
January 6, 2026 at 3:46 AM
(first guy to go bald) haha what if we all wore hats, which I just invented for no reason
I think QB evaluations will get much tougher in the future, as mid-level players can transfer more easily to programs that surround them with talent, allowing them to play way above what we saw in previous years.
In the end, pressure to sack rate will be all that matters. Sorry.
In the end, pressure to sack rate will be all that matters. Sorry.
Haven't gotten too deep into it, but he feels very JAGgy to me. There's nothing unique about his profile that we haven't seen from a hundred other guys who have come and gone, and the post-transfer, fourth-year breakout after doing nothing at Cal makes me skeptical.
January 6, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I think QB evaluations will get much tougher in the future, as mid-level players can transfer more easily to programs that surround them with talent, allowing them to play way above what we saw in previous years.
In the end, pressure to sack rate will be all that matters. Sorry.
In the end, pressure to sack rate will be all that matters. Sorry.
Some coach/GM is gonna get canned in 2-3 by the Raiders because Fernando Mendoza didn't work out, while Tom Brady's fingerprints will be the ones most found at the crime scene.
You’re not prepared for all of the “if there’s anybody I want picking the QB to lead my franchise, it’s Tom Brady” this offseason.
January 6, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Some coach/GM is gonna get canned in 2-3 by the Raiders because Fernando Mendoza didn't work out, while Tom Brady's fingerprints will be the ones most found at the crime scene.
I have to say, Kliff Kingsbury exceeded my expectations during his time in Washington and was dealt a lousy hand in 2025.
• His QB1 missed 59% of the games.
• His WR1 missed 41% of the games.
• Dusty TE room
• XFL caliber RB room
and still was 16th in EPA per play and ninth in success rate.
• His QB1 missed 59% of the games.
• His WR1 missed 41% of the games.
• Dusty TE room
• XFL caliber RB room
and still was 16th in EPA per play and ninth in success rate.
January 6, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I have to say, Kliff Kingsbury exceeded my expectations during his time in Washington and was dealt a lousy hand in 2025.
• His QB1 missed 59% of the games.
• His WR1 missed 41% of the games.
• Dusty TE room
• XFL caliber RB room
and still was 16th in EPA per play and ninth in success rate.
• His QB1 missed 59% of the games.
• His WR1 missed 41% of the games.
• Dusty TE room
• XFL caliber RB room
and still was 16th in EPA per play and ninth in success rate.
It’s like they knew they had to wait until @riversmccown.bsky.social was on watch before making this announcement.
BREAKING: The Cardinals are firing Jonathan Gannon, per source.
Gannon compiled a 15-36 record over three seasons and zero playoff appearances.
Gannon compiled a 15-36 record over three seasons and zero playoff appearances.
January 5, 2026 at 5:32 PM
It’s like they knew they had to wait until @riversmccown.bsky.social was on watch before making this announcement.
We could be less than 9 minutes away from Aaron Rodgers never wearing his fake wedding band ever again.
January 5, 2026 at 4:02 AM
We could be less than 9 minutes away from Aaron Rodgers never wearing his fake wedding band ever again.