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Zachary Krueger @zkffb.bsky.social · 8h

It has to be exhausting as a coach trying to make a bunch of nothing sound meaningful.

“Culture guy” for a team where the culture is topping out at 5 wins a season. Campbell knows about that for sure.

“We think if the player on our team plays his best that will be good for us.” Woo, good.

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Zachary Krueger @zkffb.bsky.social · 10h

With time winding down, Trump made a full-court heave for the Nobel Peace Prize by announcing a deal with Israel and Hamas this week.

The shot missed the net entirely, landing in the 6th row and bouncing off a popcorn vendor. Tough scenes.

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Zachary Krueger @zkffb.bsky.social · 10h

The White House finally caught word of the Nobel Prize winner, and let's just say the Twitter account is handling it well during their first hour on the clock...

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Zachary Krueger @zkffb.bsky.social · 11h

The irony of an article like this being written about a man not winning the Nobel Peace Prize is truly something.

www.france24.com/en/tv-shows/...

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Zachary Krueger @zkffb.bsky.social · 11h

So are we going to war with Norway now?

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Zachary Krueger @zkffb.bsky.social · 2d

I wrote the NFL a letter suggesting Richmond Hurrrting for the Super Bowl halftime show. I’m looking forward to their response!

Zachary Krueger @zkffb.bsky.social · 2d

Lol it’s true. He’s not used to having to justify his words!

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SAGL @whitecollarw00k.bsky.social · 2d

I was curious and just looked up the monthly listeners of Bad Bunny and Lee Greenwood on Spotify to see just how absurd and bad Faith this suggestion is…

Bad Bunny has ~80 million.
Lee Greenwood has less than 500 thousand.

These losers are just mad that they’re no longer the target demographic.

Zachary Krueger @zkffb.bsky.social · 2d

The inability to think of anyone other than Lee Greenwood as an alternative to Bad Bunny in the Super Bowl is peak robot brain. Imagine thinking he has appeal in any capacity. 99% of MAGA couldn’t tell you a Lee Greenwood song that’s not God Bless the USA.

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Zachary Krueger @zkffb.bsky.social · 2d

The inability to think of anyone other than Lee Greenwood as an alternative to Bad Bunny in the Super Bowl is peak robot brain. Imagine thinking he has appeal in any capacity. 99% of MAGA couldn’t tell you a Lee Greenwood song that’s not God Bless the USA.

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Zachary Krueger @zkffb.bsky.social · 3d

I’ve never listened to a Zach Bryan song but given the seemingly cult-like following he has built out of largely MAGA followers, I assumed he was a lock to be one of them. Can’t say I saw this one coming.

Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 3d

If Zach Bryan was hoping to have a quiet autumn, especially after his ongoing feud with country act Gavin Adcock, he’s out of luck.

Zach Bryan Has a New Song Bashing ICE. Republicans Are Big Mad

Zach Bryan dares to say the United States is fading and takes a shot at ICE in his new song 'Bad News.'

www.rollingstone.com

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Zachary Krueger @zkffb.bsky.social · 4d

He's really only decent in fantasy because of those overinflated 4th quarter numbers. One of these weeks, he won't "get away with it," which could prove devastating for fantasy managers.

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Zachary Krueger @zkffb.bsky.social · 4d

It is, but that's because the splits aren't great in the first half, which probably leads to garbage time game scripts in the second half.

Zachary Krueger @zkffb.bsky.social · 4d

This Halloween, I'll be going as a Joker with a laptop, looking up Justin Fields' splits. I'm sure the neighborhood kids will find it as hilarious as my cool friends and followers.

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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 4d

"Evaluate" is coachspeak for "this guy is toast" h/t @zkffb.bsky.social

NFL Fantasy News @nflfantasynews.bsky.social · 4d

🔁 @AdamSchefter retweeted
@Ben_Baby Bengals coach Zac Taylor said the team will evaluate its options when asked if Jake Browning will start at QB against Green Bay.

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Zachary Krueger @zkffb.bsky.social · 4d

If Bill Belichick was as focused on improving his football team as he is on blacking out all Patriots content from UNC social media, his team would be 5-0.

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Zachary Krueger @zkffb.bsky.social · 4d

Fields has seen 39.5% of his passing yards and 75% of his touchdown passes come in the fourth quarter this season. Don't tell me garbage time isn't a thing.

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Zachary Krueger @zkffb.bsky.social · 4d

Let's get a little crazier. Justin Fields' passing/rushing splits by quarter...

Q1 Passing: 10-for-17, 114-1-0
Q2 Passing: 17-for-27, 173-0-0
Q3 Passing: 15-for-18, 169-0-0
Q4 Passing: 29-for-44, 298-3-0

Q1 Rushing: 8-43-0
Q2 Rushing: 12-81-0
Q3 Rushing: 2-45-2
Q4 Rushing: 9-35-1

Zachary Krueger @zkffb.bsky.social · 4d

Wanna see something wild? Justin Fields' passing and rushing stats by half this season...

1st Half Passing: 27-for-44, 287-1-0
2nd Half Passing: 44-for-62, 467-3-0

1st Half Rushing: 20 carries, 124 yards, 0 TDs
2nd Half Rushing: 11 carries, 80 yards, 3 TDs

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Zachary Krueger @zkffb.bsky.social · 4d

Brian Callahan: "Keep playing like that, everything's gonna be just fine."

"Like that" is...

* Losing TOP

* Averaging 5.0 yards/play (what the Giants averaged entering Week 5)

* Converting 33.3% of 3rd Downs

* Going 0-for-1 on 4th down

...I'd advise playing better than that, personally.

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Zachary Krueger @zkffb.bsky.social · 4d

Wanna see something wild? Justin Fields' passing and rushing stats by half this season...

1st Half Passing: 27-for-44, 287-1-0
2nd Half Passing: 44-for-62, 467-3-0

1st Half Rushing: 20 carries, 124 yards, 0 TDs
2nd Half Rushing: 11 carries, 80 yards, 3 TDs

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Zachary Krueger @zkffb.bsky.social · 4d

Very, very strong words from Jake Browning after today's loss that included a mention of a special someone.

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Zachary Krueger @zkffb.bsky.social · 5d

Washington had some of the luckiest plays I've seen in 2024. They set the record for contested TD catches in a season since PFF began tracking it, and were the best 4th down offense in the Super Bowl era.

It was a good run last year, but obviously unsustainable.

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Zachary Krueger @zkffb.bsky.social · 5d

In a few weeks, we can start questioning GM Adam Peters and two relatively bad draft classes. Still a tad too early for that convo.

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Zachary Krueger @zkffb.bsky.social · 5d

It continues to seem bad that the Commanders entered the season with the oldest roster in the league.

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Zachary Krueger @zkffb.bsky.social · 5d

The Jets just picked up no yards on a 4th and 1 QB sneak.

The real story, however, is the offside penalty their offense was flagged for on that non-gain.

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Zachary Krueger @zkffb.bsky.social · 5d

It’s true. Apparently Aaron Glenn was wearing boxing gloves…for some reason.