sonic stacey
@zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social
oscillating wildly, kicking out the jams, turning up the sound. she/her, 47, Midwest nice cultural detritus archivist. earnest shitposters unite.
when did chocolate chips become a luxury purchase?!?!?
I haven’t bought any in a couple years and was truly surprised to see the prices right now. I know groceries in general are out of control, but the people pulling the strings here need to understand this could lead to some serious instability.
I haven’t bought any in a couple years and was truly surprised to see the prices right now. I know groceries in general are out of control, but the people pulling the strings here need to understand this could lead to some serious instability.
February 7, 2026 at 10:52 PM
when did chocolate chips become a luxury purchase?!?!?
I haven’t bought any in a couple years and was truly surprised to see the prices right now. I know groceries in general are out of control, but the people pulling the strings here need to understand this could lead to some serious instability.
I haven’t bought any in a couple years and was truly surprised to see the prices right now. I know groceries in general are out of control, but the people pulling the strings here need to understand this could lead to some serious instability.
My mom has texted me asking how close I live to Savannah Guthrie’s mom’s house and I said “I dunno, maybe a couple miles” and she is now urging me to “go out and guak” an took me a minute to realize she meant “gawk.” I thought she was saying I should go buy some guacamole.
February 7, 2026 at 7:07 PM
My mom has texted me asking how close I live to Savannah Guthrie’s mom’s house and I said “I dunno, maybe a couple miles” and she is now urging me to “go out and guak” an took me a minute to realize she meant “gawk.” I thought she was saying I should go buy some guacamole.
I sometimes will just vibe out a pot of chili with no recipe but today I decided to be more precise and I keep getting annoyed at the recipes I find. Stewed tomatoes? Green chiles? Italian sausage? Bacon? chicken stock? Get it together people.
February 7, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I sometimes will just vibe out a pot of chili with no recipe but today I decided to be more precise and I keep getting annoyed at the recipes I find. Stewed tomatoes? Green chiles? Italian sausage? Bacon? chicken stock? Get it together people.
I’ve noticed that over the past couple years when I roll over on my pillow at night, my neck makes a crunchy sound. Thats probably nothing, right?
February 7, 2026 at 7:42 AM
I’ve noticed that over the past couple years when I roll over on my pillow at night, my neck makes a crunchy sound. Thats probably nothing, right?
I’m high and think I can feel my cells multiplying
February 7, 2026 at 6:34 AM
I’m high and think I can feel my cells multiplying
Reposted by sonic stacey
looking at each other like
February 7, 2026 at 3:07 AM
looking at each other like
I have the Kreskin board game and I’ve never been brave enough to ask anyone to play it with me 😭
February 5, 2026 at 5:09 AM
I have the Kreskin board game and I’ve never been brave enough to ask anyone to play it with me 😭
The only kind of fury I’m capable of is really just a bongo fury
February 5, 2026 at 4:57 AM
The only kind of fury I’m capable of is really just a bongo fury
This is my first gargoyle adjacent garment and I’m enjoying it.
February 5, 2026 at 2:36 AM
This is my first gargoyle adjacent garment and I’m enjoying it.
You know I keep that thang on me
February 3, 2026 at 6:44 AM
You know I keep that thang on me
this is who runs this account
February 2, 2026 at 12:32 AM
this is who runs this account
Me, to authority figures constantly
February 1, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Me, to authority figures constantly
Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university:
1. Severe and Unusual Weather
2. History of Action Films
3. Film Noir
4. Folklore and Folklife
5. Intro to Masculinity Studies
1. Severe and Unusual Weather
2. History of Action Films
3. Film Noir
4. Folklore and Folklife
5. Intro to Masculinity Studies
Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university (I'm gonna group some of mine)
Gamelan Ensemble
Spartan Daily Campus Newspaper
Opera Workshop
Screenwriting
West African Drumming
Gamelan Ensemble
Spartan Daily Campus Newspaper
Opera Workshop
Screenwriting
West African Drumming
Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university (I'm gonna group some of mine)
Three Accounting classes
Two Journalism classes
Media Law
Music Composition
Choreography
Three Accounting classes
Two Journalism classes
Media Law
Music Composition
Choreography
February 1, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university:
1. Severe and Unusual Weather
2. History of Action Films
3. Film Noir
4. Folklore and Folklife
5. Intro to Masculinity Studies
1. Severe and Unusual Weather
2. History of Action Films
3. Film Noir
4. Folklore and Folklife
5. Intro to Masculinity Studies
damn it’s dead in here, are you all off partying and didn’t invite me?
February 1, 2026 at 7:44 AM
damn it’s dead in here, are you all off partying and didn’t invite me?
ok I think I’m officially too high to understand how spreadsheets work
February 1, 2026 at 6:45 AM
ok I think I’m officially too high to understand how spreadsheets work
I’m on a Doc Martin binge tonight, and I’m realizing realizing that I’m pretty much like a perfect mixture of Doc and Louisa.
February 1, 2026 at 6:41 AM
I’m on a Doc Martin binge tonight, and I’m realizing realizing that I’m pretty much like a perfect mixture of Doc and Louisa.
🎵 zone d’erotica, can't you see
Thoughts of pretty you and me 🎵
Thoughts of pretty you and me 🎵
February 1, 2026 at 3:30 AM
🎵 zone d’erotica, can't you see
Thoughts of pretty you and me 🎵
Thoughts of pretty you and me 🎵
Nixie jumped in bed with me earlier, with a soaking wet mane (from drinking in their water fountain), and then promptly burrowed under this blanket to warm up in a sunbeam.
January 31, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Nixie jumped in bed with me earlier, with a soaking wet mane (from drinking in their water fountain), and then promptly burrowed under this blanket to warm up in a sunbeam.
Free boobs in exchange for all DMs, this offer only applies tonight
January 31, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Free boobs in exchange for all DMs, this offer only applies tonight
Entering my masochistic era
(AKA applying for a large US federal grant)
(AKA applying for a large US federal grant)
January 31, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Entering my masochistic era
(AKA applying for a large US federal grant)
(AKA applying for a large US federal grant)
get a sexy ornge man to keep you warm
January 31, 2026 at 3:01 AM
get a sexy ornge man to keep you warm
Nazis ruin everything. When I was in New Zealand, I went to a cool black sand beach and I was having such a great time finding fossils and weird rocks until I noticed the swastika carved into the driftwood. 😑
January 31, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Nazis ruin everything. When I was in New Zealand, I went to a cool black sand beach and I was having such a great time finding fossils and weird rocks until I noticed the swastika carved into the driftwood. 😑
I AM DRAGGING MY ANCHOR(s)
(I have big saggy naturals)
(I have big saggy naturals)
January 30, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I AM DRAGGING MY ANCHOR(s)
(I have big saggy naturals)
(I have big saggy naturals)