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🎄Santa’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️
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hi, I’m Zoë, and I’m a fucking delight
36 🔞| Married | Minneapolis fan

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the conversation continues; after all, there are many reasons why These Men are single.
to some extent, These Men believe that their Male Presence should be all it takes to draw in A Suitable Wife. They are then shocked when their lack of effort is part of their problem.

Anyways, let them flounder
I’ve seen two separate discussions from Men On The Internet about how women are the cause of their lack of dating,
and honestly, that’s not enough. we need to make them lonelier by all means possible. If you dated one of these men, reach out just to retroactively cancel those dates.
December 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I’m committed to trying to do this
You should be able to get rich being silly online instead of being evil online, that would solve a lot of problems
December 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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I may have found the perfect gift for several of my followers
December 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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I wish a certain state’s DFL was like this instead of a cadre of transphobes, or people defending a woman currently on trial for killing a teenager in a hit and run; people obsessed with holding on to their sliver of power instead of doing what’s necessary to meet the moment.
from a state party director
December 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I may have found the perfect gift for several of my followers
December 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
the cats are all safe, great job minneapolis. we did it
URGENT APPEAL: With a local shelter at capacity, dozens of rescued cats face being euthanized unless foster homes are found for them by 2 p.m. Friday.

More: https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/urgent-appeal-cats-rescued-from-hoarder-will-be-euthanized-unless-fosters-found
December 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
fuck, what DO I want for xmas?
December 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Realizing that I have these deep needs to create and explore, and that my life is not set up well for expressing these needs.
December 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I wish a certain state’s DFL was like this instead of a cadre of transphobes, or people defending a woman currently on trial for killing a teenager in a hit and run; people obsessed with holding on to their sliver of power instead of doing what’s necessary to meet the moment.
from a state party director
December 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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well,,,, you know what they say.... when you have professional news that relies on word of mouth and leveraging your reputation in order to generate livable income, you should always release that news after 9:00 p.m. on a Friday night

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December 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Yesterday was the anniversary of that healthcare CEO getting shot. I swear, it gets earlier every year
December 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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former high school friend who DMed me on instagram, raving about how good my boob job looked.

I have not had a boob job.

anyways, today she posted her spotify wrapped and her top artist was morgan wallen.
December 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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🥲
December 17, 2024 at 3:38 PM
ya design that sculpture yet?
yup, real vibes of agony and ruin, just like you asked
Isn’t this just the poster for Spielberg’s War of the Worlds?
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
if the next administration isn’t petty enough to seize this and melt it down, I’m not voting
Q: Mr President, have you been told that you're going to receive the inaugural FIFA peace prize today?

TRUMP: I have been told. There's a rumor about it. That would be a great honor.
December 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I was on my neighborhood board for 2 years, during which time I got a render outreach committee started and got us to change the neighborhood name to drop the inclusion of a super racist dude.
I was elected to this role by maybe 50 people.
I really can't emphasize enough that if you care about local politics, all you gotta do is show up. Just a regular schmegular person showing up. Literally just show up consistently in person and within a remarkably short amount of time, you will have a shocking amount of influence.
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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URGENT APPEAL: With a local shelter at capacity, dozens of rescued cats face being euthanized unless foster homes are found for them by 2 p.m. Friday.

More: https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/urgent-appeal-cats-rescued-from-hoarder-will-be-euthanized-unless-fosters-found
December 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
former high school friend who DMed me on instagram, raving about how good my boob job looked.

I have not had a boob job.

anyways, today she posted her spotify wrapped and her top artist was morgan wallen.
December 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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I’ve seen two separate discussions from Men On The Internet about how women are the cause of their lack of dating,
and honestly, that’s not enough. we need to make them lonelier by all means possible. If you dated one of these men, reach out just to retroactively cancel those dates.
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Glad I heard back from somebody at The Current about what time that Neko Case show is being broadcast, because there's no sign of it anywhere on the website, and they stopped running promos after the interview it was promoted with aired. It's 10pm CST and you can stream it if you're not local.
December 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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ok, I’ve made you the new czar of transportation in the US.
what’s your agenda? (besides high speed rail, if you’re following me on here that’s a given)
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The roller coaster was inspired by some guy listening to “Angels we have heard on high” who wished he could do the glooooooooooria thing in real life
December 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
ok, I’ve made you the new czar of transportation in the US.
what’s your agenda? (besides high speed rail, if you’re following me on here that’s a given)
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Deputy Rice speaks for all of us:
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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newsflash: border collie/honors student competition results in draw
December 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM