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🎄Santa’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️
@zoealicempls.bsky.social
hi, I’m Zoë, and I’m a fucking delight
36 🔞| Married | Minneapolis fan

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here's a handy mnemonic for remembering how this type of switch works:

O = it's Off
I = It's on
December 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Imagine being a clerk at this store, then next thing you know you’re staring down the barrel of the original meaning of the second amendment
December 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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look, I recognize that I don’t need a 10 year old, complex, overpowered luxobarge.
However, to me they’re like shelter dogs that need extra-special care and attention, and maybe I can be that loving home they need
December 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
December 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
what colo(u)r should I dye my hair
December 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Imagine being a clerk at this store, then next thing you know you’re staring down the barrel of the original meaning of the second amendment
December 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Surprisingly, this did not happen in Maryland.

local12.com/news/nation-...
Authorities intercept drone carrying crab legs, Old Bay seasoning, weed for prison inmates
Authorities did not confirm if any arrests were made in connection with the incident.
local12.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
(to the tune of “let it snow”)
oh the weather outside is bullshit
December 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
look, I recognize that I don’t need a 10 year old, complex, overpowered luxobarge.
However, to me they’re like shelter dogs that need extra-special care and attention, and maybe I can be that loving home they need
December 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The second biggest obstacle is I cannot seem to find the toggle to turn on the real life sim city god mode to make everything more dense with good public transportation links
Automakers like to make money, but what would market conditions need to look like for car makers to make money on kei cars?
What Would It Take For Kei Cars To Make Sense In The U.S.? - Jalopnik
www.jalopnik.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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cackling over the thought of putting the full AMG body kit (with the gold AMG Pentas) on a turbodiesel with a 12-second 0-60 time
December 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Also worth noting, the Tribunal found that Sandie Peggie had harassed Dr Beth Upton in a "hate incident".
December 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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I wish a certain state’s DFL was like this instead of a cadre of transphobes, or people defending a woman currently on trial for killing a teenager in a hit and run; people obsessed with holding on to their sliver of power instead of doing what’s necessary to meet the moment.
from a state party director
December 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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I feel like the Reformer chose a generic office building photo that kinda buries the lede:
December 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
case in point, if you want to go to Pine City
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Today started with a nightmare where I submitted some sample papers to get admitted to a college, and the professors said I was not smart enough to get in. followed by getting to work late and now I’m super sniffly.

Accepting any means of mentally escaping this place
December 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
cackling over the thought of putting the full AMG body kit (with the gold AMG Pentas) on a turbodiesel with a 12-second 0-60 time
December 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I’m committed to trying to do this
You should be able to get rich being silly online instead of being evil online, that would solve a lot of problems
December 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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I may have found the perfect gift for several of my followers
December 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I may have found the perfect gift for several of my followers
December 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
the cats are all safe, great job minneapolis. we did it
URGENT APPEAL: With a local shelter at capacity, dozens of rescued cats face being euthanized unless foster homes are found for them by 2 p.m. Friday.

More: https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/urgent-appeal-cats-rescued-from-hoarder-will-be-euthanized-unless-fosters-found
December 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
fuck, what DO I want for xmas?
December 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Realizing that I have these deep needs to create and explore, and that my life is not set up well for expressing these needs.
December 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I wish a certain state’s DFL was like this instead of a cadre of transphobes, or people defending a woman currently on trial for killing a teenager in a hit and run; people obsessed with holding on to their sliver of power instead of doing what’s necessary to meet the moment.
from a state party director
December 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM