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hi, I’m Zoë, and I’m a fucking delight 36 🔞| Married | Minneapolis fan godslittleravioli.tumblr.com

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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · Aug 30

read: godzilla for america’s libraries, with an image of a mild godzilla reading a book about himself

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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 1h

changing the minneapolis area code to just 6 because fuck 12

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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 2h

daily me

zoe, a white woman with red hair, wearing a black blue and purple sweater

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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 2h

oh to be one of my cats, whose biggest problem in life is the presence of another cat

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🏳️‍⚧️ Josephine Riesman (Horrifying) @josie.zone · 12h

What do you think would happen if Columbo got sent to The Village from "The Prisoner"

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chira 🎋 @artofchira.bsky.social · Jun 1

whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing

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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 1d

the Bangle Butt E65 7-series is my controversial nominee

Jalopnik @jalopnik.bsky.social · 1d

What Was The First 'Modern' Car?

This is sort of a nebulous idea since there's no 100% right answer, but that's sort of the fun part, isn't it?

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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 1d

I’m torn because there are absolutely attorneys who shouldn’t be attorneys, and there are people who aren’t attorneys who absolutely could be attorneys but for the life of me I cannot figure out how to separate these groups besides ‘vibes’

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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 1d

describing my bluesky account with one image

an illustration of women holding a large sign that says “lesbians who like to fuck i’m the back seats of big american cars with v8 engines and leather interiors”

A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 1d

they should’ve let you

A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 1d

hey o

A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 2d

we lost to original lesbians but placed third

A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 2d

The real battle is me and @poobisok.bsky.social arm wrestling

A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 2d

Tonight’s trivia is a battle between two teams of trans people: “lesbians” and “cooler lesbians”

A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 2d

Cooler lesbians are losing :(

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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 2d

Tonight’s trivia is a battle between two teams of trans people: “lesbians” and “cooler lesbians”

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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 2d

So happy to hear

A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 2d

me, not really paying attention during Top Gun

A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 2d

hey, those oreos are prescription

They/Thempress of the Damned @theythem.press · 2d

if you get into a trans femme's car, you're either fighting for space with several layers of garbage and takeout bags, or it's unnervingly, almost serial-killer clean.

there is no inbetween.

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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 2d

you can tell whenever a PAC is funded by landlords because there will be thick white paint over the mailers

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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 3d

two years ago I got married in a wildflower labyrinth, on land that used to be owned by the same order of sisters that my great aunt/namesake belonged to

A wedding party, left to right, my sister in law, father in law, mother in law, wife, me, my mom, dad, brother and sister

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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 3d

guess it’s not the best rent control after all

A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 3d

ok but there is a price where you do need to own it

A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 3d

you can never be convinced by a jury because you have no peers. Krystal Swords forever

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byron coley @byroncoley.bsky.social · 4d

RIP CHRIS DREJA. those yardbirds sides still get regular play around here. there's no firewall on this link

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/a...

Chris Dreja, a Founding Member of the Yardbirds, Dies at 78

www.nytimes.com

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A Smol Pumpkin 🎃 @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 3d

Small, hybrid truck (like 90s ranger size) in the most basic spec possible for fleet/business use.
E-bike division
The other things that would make money are too depressing to utter, and the things I really want (2 door bronco sport, cute city car) would never sell in the US

Jalopnik @jalopnik.bsky.social · 3d

If You Were Ford CEO For One Day, What Would You Do?

What would you do if you were Ford's chief executive for a day?

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WFMU @wfmu.bsky.social · 3d

WFMU's Hellraiser Fundraiser continues through October! There's new swag, and special programs and events will happen throughout the month. Help us out with a donation and grab one of two new T-shirts. pledge.wfmu.org/donate/

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