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Zoe The Pup

@zoethepup.bsky.social

1.5K followers 800 following 1.2K posts

High puppy energy with a side of millennial ennui. Crinkly || Cringey || Nostalgic || I am much older than 18 || More middle than baby ||

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BERRY 🎨💜 @berrysweetcow.bsky.social · 17h

Check! 💕

Zoe The Pup @zoethepup.bsky.social · 18h

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Only Fire - Moana Lisa (Audio)

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Zoe The Pup @zoethepup.bsky.social · 18h

Ayo

Zoe The Pup @zoethepup.bsky.social · 22h

I got you <3

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bradeazy - Up Down (ft. TyriqueOrDie)

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Ghost | 𝒚𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒐𝒖𝒓 | O⁠_⁠o @purpleghostkit.bsky.social · 1d

I am holding a Chibi flash sale!

Here's how it works!

Contact me via either BlueSky or Discord (@PurpleGhostKit on both) before the end of the day today and send me $5 and you can have a simple chibi of your character in any Halloween costume!

October 11, 2025, from 12PM to 12AM EST!

An ad for a $5 CHIBI FLASH SALE!

Any Costume!
Any Species!
Message me!

October 11, 2025, from 12PM to 12AM EST

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Zoe The Pup @zoethepup.bsky.social · 1d

A hot new bombshell has entered the building

Zoe The Pup @zoethepup.bsky.social · 1d

A hot new bombshell has entered the building

Zoe The Pup @zoethepup.bsky.social · 1d

do you mic the inside of your diaper cause your foley work is impeccable

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Zoe The Pup @zoethepup.bsky.social · 1d

My tiktok feed is all plushies being puppeted to metal music or sexy songs

Zoe The Pup @zoethepup.bsky.social · 1d

I'll bite your finger and you'll need to go get another shot

Zoe The Pup @zoethepup.bsky.social · 1d

No, bangers only

Zoe The Pup @zoethepup.bsky.social · 1d

Y'all I ain't lying.

I have hundreds of these coming up

Zoe The Pup @zoethepup.bsky.social · 1d

Nibs got range too

Zoe The Pup @zoethepup.bsky.social · 1d

My tiktok feed is all plushies being puppeted to metal music or sexy songs

Zoe The Pup @zoethepup.bsky.social · 1d

He's trying to say that new transformers that don't transform are being boring and conforming to society norms.

So they're being Con-formers instead of transformers

Zoe The Pup @zoethepup.bsky.social · 1d

Oh that's actually super awesome! I did not know that.

Zoe The Pup @zoethepup.bsky.social · 1d

He's like that!

Zoe The Pup @zoethepup.bsky.social · 1d

And they're not even trans :(

Zoe The Pup @zoethepup.bsky.social · 1d

Because I blocked puddles.

It shows that in the chain to stop conversation from continuing

Zoe The Pup @zoethepup.bsky.social · 1d

I can get behind that always

I unfortunately work in an industry of online governance so I see so much of the behind the curtain horrors.

Zoe The Pup @zoethepup.bsky.social · 1d

I'm the person you claimed blocked you

Zoe The Pup @zoethepup.bsky.social · 1d

no, that's not how it works.

Zoe The Pup @zoethepup.bsky.social · 1d

Just because you don't like a person (warranted, the tg guy is insane) doesn't mean everything they say is false or fascist.

Zoe The Pup @zoethepup.bsky.social · 1d

first, why did I get a notice about this post, I blocked it.

Second, it warranted a block because you're being incredibly dismissing, rude, and aggressive in your responses to me. I don't wish to have that in my life, so I will block over it.

Zoe The Pup @zoethepup.bsky.social · 1d

i will not miss the "furaffinity did nothing wrong" discourse that was shoved down my throat the last 6 months.