Zoey
@zoeywithawhy.bsky.social
wears bobble hats | plays left hand on minecraft | she/her 19 trans and pan?? holy barnacles!!
did the egyptians really walk like that. that has to be somewhat annoying or uncomfortable to continously do after a while. i cant imagine walking like that all the time
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
did the egyptians really walk like that. that has to be somewhat annoying or uncomfortable to continously do after a while. i cant imagine walking like that all the time
im not sure what a performative male is but i sure hope he can perform real good. i need to be entertained, for i am a queen of my little throne
October 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
im not sure what a performative male is but i sure hope he can perform real good. i need to be entertained, for i am a queen of my little throne
if i drink out of a cup stacker's stacking cups will they banish me to the shadow realm or will they just not really care that much
September 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
if i drink out of a cup stacker's stacking cups will they banish me to the shadow realm or will they just not really care that much
so what do hollow knight fans even do now
September 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
so what do hollow knight fans even do now
i wonder how the people living in candyland are doing right now. do you think every time they walk it melts the chocolate sidewalk a bit more, or that the royal castle is just really really sticky at this point
has cannibalism happened? cannibalism must have happened.
has cannibalism happened? cannibalism must have happened.
September 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
i wonder how the people living in candyland are doing right now. do you think every time they walk it melts the chocolate sidewalk a bit more, or that the royal castle is just really really sticky at this point
has cannibalism happened? cannibalism must have happened.
has cannibalism happened? cannibalism must have happened.
just called off work to play with my super soakers
August 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
just called off work to play with my super soakers
the persona devs are cowards make every tarot card a social link damn it
August 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
the persona devs are cowards make every tarot card a social link damn it
just remembered when i was 16 i played darts for the first and only time and that was when i threw one dart, hit the bullseye, and vowed never to play it again so i keep my 100% bullseye rate and therefore by technicality makes me the greatest darts player in the world
August 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
just remembered when i was 16 i played darts for the first and only time and that was when i threw one dart, hit the bullseye, and vowed never to play it again so i keep my 100% bullseye rate and therefore by technicality makes me the greatest darts player in the world
every time i open premiere pro i either stare at the timeline for 10 minutes and close it or lock the fuck in and finish an entire project in like 2 hours with no in between
how the hell does the science behind this work
adobe has to have their products laced with something
how the hell does the science behind this work
adobe has to have their products laced with something
August 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
every time i open premiere pro i either stare at the timeline for 10 minutes and close it or lock the fuck in and finish an entire project in like 2 hours with no in between
how the hell does the science behind this work
adobe has to have their products laced with something
how the hell does the science behind this work
adobe has to have their products laced with something
just want to let everyone know that i still ragebait her with this every now and again.
caesar salad is nachos btw
caesar salad is nachos btw
my girlfriend is ragebaiting me by saying that a burger is cake and stake is a salad.
OH ALSO APPERENTLY RICE CAN JUST BE WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT.
I'm falling for the ragebait so hard.
OH ALSO APPERENTLY RICE CAN JUST BE WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT.
I'm falling for the ragebait so hard.
August 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
just want to let everyone know that i still ragebait her with this every now and again.
caesar salad is nachos btw
caesar salad is nachos btw
if life was a merging game i wouldn't combine anything world destroying or reality bending or anything like that, i would instead continue to combine trees until it was big enough to be the centerpiece of a giant fantasy world and see how long it would take for someone to be specifically a jester
August 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
if life was a merging game i wouldn't combine anything world destroying or reality bending or anything like that, i would instead continue to combine trees until it was big enough to be the centerpiece of a giant fantasy world and see how long it would take for someone to be specifically a jester
i was in a splatoon team located in zimbabwe
Share a piece of Splatoon lore about yourself. (Bluesky edition)
Will link the original post below! I couldn't find a version of this on here so I wanted to post it myself.
#splatoon
Will link the original post below! I couldn't find a version of this on here so I wanted to post it myself.
#splatoon
July 23, 2025 at 7:06 AM
i was in a splatoon team located in zimbabwe
i like to imagine there's a council up in the clouds that control weather and the guy that controls lightning storms just busts in every so often and starts a raging party but he still keeps his job because he's a pretty fun guy when he is here but he definitely has a bitcoin miner at home for money
July 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
i like to imagine there's a council up in the clouds that control weather and the guy that controls lightning storms just busts in every so often and starts a raging party but he still keeps his job because he's a pretty fun guy when he is here but he definitely has a bitcoin miner at home for money
i hope in a future nintendo side scroller there's a factory based level with conveyor belts and gears and the like, but theres a miniscule chance for it to completely lose power and none of the moving parts work anymore
June 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
i hope in a future nintendo side scroller there's a factory based level with conveyor belts and gears and the like, but theres a miniscule chance for it to completely lose power and none of the moving parts work anymore
popping the tires of every truck driver that won't honk the horn when i do that little arm motion thing with my expertly crafted rock throwing technique
June 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
popping the tires of every truck driver that won't honk the horn when i do that little arm motion thing with my expertly crafted rock throwing technique
a game of minesweeper, but it's on a microsoft excel sheet and there's only one mine and you have to click every little box and if you click the mine it bricks your microsoft account
May 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
a game of minesweeper, but it's on a microsoft excel sheet and there's only one mine and you have to click every little box and if you click the mine it bricks your microsoft account
going to my high school's gym with red paint and painting the entire court so the lines are all ruined and the basketball team has a harder time playing the sport
May 13, 2025 at 5:46 AM
going to my high school's gym with red paint and painting the entire court so the lines are all ruined and the basketball team has a harder time playing the sport
a spellbook but all the spells are just to make people allergic to things
May 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
a spellbook but all the spells are just to make people allergic to things
I! BUKI! MIO! DA! PUT IT TOGETHER AND WHADDA YA GET? IBUKI MIODA!!!
im pretty sure everyone else in our circle with a bluesky has already been tagged so gg
im pretty sure everyone else in our circle with a bluesky has already been tagged so gg
March 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I! BUKI! MIO! DA! PUT IT TOGETHER AND WHADDA YA GET? IBUKI MIODA!!!
im pretty sure everyone else in our circle with a bluesky has already been tagged so gg
im pretty sure everyone else in our circle with a bluesky has already been tagged so gg
i watched the pilot to henry danger yesterday and was so absolutely appalled and distraught that i think a second episode could cause me to have my jaw oiled like a rusty hinge so my mouth could close again
February 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
i watched the pilot to henry danger yesterday and was so absolutely appalled and distraught that i think a second episode could cause me to have my jaw oiled like a rusty hinge so my mouth could close again
i would be really good at jet lag the game but not for any real purpose at all because ill be too busy staring in awe at the sights and the views that i would forget i have to catch another flight in 4 minutes time
February 5, 2025 at 6:00 AM
i would be really good at jet lag the game but not for any real purpose at all because ill be too busy staring in awe at the sights and the views that i would forget i have to catch another flight in 4 minutes time
im 19 today! how nice.
January 10, 2025 at 5:16 AM
im 19 today! how nice.
i think bluesky is currently on the third downtime stage of nobody using it that much until it goes viral on twitter again
January 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
i think bluesky is currently on the third downtime stage of nobody using it that much until it goes viral on twitter again