zoggins
@zoggins.bsky.social
Bipolar, master of controller input display, vintage computing whisperer and connoisseur of Ultima games.
With the Seahawks on a super bowl run do you know how many fucking times I had to relive the ending of the last super bowl we were in!?!
January 21, 2026 at 5:15 PM
With the Seahawks on a super bowl run do you know how many fucking times I had to relive the ending of the last super bowl we were in!?!
My 16 year old is finally old enough to understand the complex relationship between Professor X and Magneto. When she watched the first XMen movie at 11 she was woefully unprepared to understand Magneto as a villian, lol.
January 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
My 16 year old is finally old enough to understand the complex relationship between Professor X and Magneto. When she watched the first XMen movie at 11 she was woefully unprepared to understand Magneto as a villian, lol.
How were the holidays? Well, the ceiling fan doesn't hold my weight is apparently not a work appropriate response, lol.
January 9, 2026 at 2:03 PM
How were the holidays? Well, the ceiling fan doesn't hold my weight is apparently not a work appropriate response, lol.
If you ever want lose sleep just remember they have found kinks are often hereditary! Lol
December 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
If you ever want lose sleep just remember they have found kinks are often hereditary! Lol
Swear to god I am becoming a Jehovas Witness so I never have to buy another present in my life!
December 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Swear to god I am becoming a Jehovas Witness so I never have to buy another present in my life!
I swear to god podcasting equipment should be more expensive...
December 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I swear to god podcasting equipment should be more expensive...
My 16 year old, who is currently taking chemistry, did not believe me that there are elements on her periodic table that were not on there when I took chemistry in high school, lol.
December 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
My 16 year old, who is currently taking chemistry, did not believe me that there are elements on her periodic table that were not on there when I took chemistry in high school, lol.
Pretty much the non-hotest take i have heard today, "I dont think Aaron Hernandez will make the nfl hall of fame." No shit? Ya think?
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Pretty much the non-hotest take i have heard today, "I dont think Aaron Hernandez will make the nfl hall of fame." No shit? Ya think?
I think every software engineer has that 1 feature that haunts them forever, like its always a problem or it constantly needs tweaks. 9 month in at my new company and I am pretty sure I already wrote mine.
November 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I think every software engineer has that 1 feature that haunts them forever, like its always a problem or it constantly needs tweaks. 9 month in at my new company and I am pretty sure I already wrote mine.
Highlight of my day. Yelling "because people on the internet are assholes" in the engineering office today. I stand by my statement!
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Highlight of my day. Yelling "because people on the internet are assholes" in the engineering office today. I stand by my statement!
There has only been 1 song i ever listened to the first time and was honestly shocked at what I had just heard. In college a coworker brought in a new Eminem CD and he played Kim. I honestly was speechless. Dont get me wrong, i liked the song, but JFC.
November 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
There has only been 1 song i ever listened to the first time and was honestly shocked at what I had just heard. In college a coworker brought in a new Eminem CD and he played Kim. I honestly was speechless. Dont get me wrong, i liked the song, but JFC.
Your kids will not appreciate you rolling up to their high school to pick them up and yelling, "Get in loser, we are doing butt stuff!" Father of the year, lol.
November 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Your kids will not appreciate you rolling up to their high school to pick them up and yelling, "Get in loser, we are doing butt stuff!" Father of the year, lol.
Nothing quite as exciting on a Monday than realizing your whole office building got robbed over the weekend. Now we are scrambling to account for everything and figure out what was taken.
October 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Nothing quite as exciting on a Monday than realizing your whole office building got robbed over the weekend. Now we are scrambling to account for everything and figure out what was taken.
Wow, I should never look at pre-bipolar diagnosis facebook! I was a real pain in the ass to everyone just because I thought it was funny, lol. I bullied a friends little sister so much that her husband threatened to kill me and apparently that just made it funnier to me.
October 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Wow, I should never look at pre-bipolar diagnosis facebook! I was a real pain in the ass to everyone just because I thought it was funny, lol. I bullied a friends little sister so much that her husband threatened to kill me and apparently that just made it funnier to me.
You know how many times this week I have had to explain how I fucked up production? I am just tired of explaining it. I made an assumption any reasonable person would have made in the same situation, i am not going to beg for forgiveness for that. Unfortunately it was the wrong assumption.
October 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
You know how many times this week I have had to explain how I fucked up production? I am just tired of explaining it. I made an assumption any reasonable person would have made in the same situation, i am not going to beg for forgiveness for that. Unfortunately it was the wrong assumption.
Wrote a bug, crashed the entire system. Spent the weekend to find the fucking bug. The fallout from the mess tomorrow is not going to be fun at all. This is not my first rodeo, buts it the first time I have done it at my new company, lol.
October 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Wrote a bug, crashed the entire system. Spent the weekend to find the fucking bug. The fallout from the mess tomorrow is not going to be fun at all. This is not my first rodeo, buts it the first time I have done it at my new company, lol.
Remember every dead comic book character comes back from the dead at some point, except Uncle Ben he stays dead always.
October 13, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Remember every dead comic book character comes back from the dead at some point, except Uncle Ben he stays dead always.
I definitely remember why I started drinking originally. It was the only thing stopped every thought being yelled simultaneously 24/7 in my head. I do not plan on starting to drink again, but I currently 100% understand why I started.
October 8, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I definitely remember why I started drinking originally. It was the only thing stopped every thought being yelled simultaneously 24/7 in my head. I do not plan on starting to drink again, but I currently 100% understand why I started.
I do not recommend cold turkey-ing an anti-psychotic med. I feel the sickest I have ever felt from the withdrawl.
October 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I do not recommend cold turkey-ing an anti-psychotic med. I feel the sickest I have ever felt from the withdrawl.
I should be working, but i am so far in the weeds on production investigations that I am going to get chicken wings and watch Twitch!
September 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I should be working, but i am so far in the weeds on production investigations that I am going to get chicken wings and watch Twitch!
Before my bipolar diagnosis and before I quit drinking at least life wasn't boring. I never had a problem with me, its everyone else that had the damn problem!
September 21, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Before my bipolar diagnosis and before I quit drinking at least life wasn't boring. I never had a problem with me, its everyone else that had the damn problem!
Sometimes you just have to keep putting 1 foot in front of the other because if you stop you might not get back up.
September 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Sometimes you just have to keep putting 1 foot in front of the other because if you stop you might not get back up.
A dude who I failed in my Advanced Data Structures class for cheating 20 years ago just applied for a job at my company! 🤣
a man wearing glasses and a necklace is sitting in front of a wooden railing and making a funny face .
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September 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
A dude who I failed in my Advanced Data Structures class for cheating 20 years ago just applied for a job at my company! 🤣