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𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 8

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nessie.

sunflower jumpscare

ᒪIKE ᗩ ᖴIᖇEᗯOᖇK! @stingingsensation.bsky.social · Aug 8

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jumps care!!!!

𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 8

boo

𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 8

boo

ᒪIKE ᗩ ᖴIᖇEᗯOᖇK! @stingingsensation.bsky.social · Aug 8

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stares at you directly

𝑯𝒀𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬'𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𓅩 @scholarlymaiden.bsky.social · Aug 8

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nessie.

wait until they figure out I just made a sunflower account

𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 6

HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET TO EGYPT

𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 5

" Well, yeah. . . but I'm a world famous singer! Talking is my whole thing!

You'd think more people would know who I am. "

K1-B0 [Ultimate Robot] @yuushaclub.bsky.social · Aug 5

“Well duh! You’re a talking plant! Of course anyone meeting you would be surprised!”

She got up and slowly walk towards the little flower..

Sure Sayaka has seen her fair share of weird things as a magical girl. But this is pretty weird!

𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 5

" Is everyone gonna be surprised by this? "

She would tilt her head, setting her petals atop her. . . hips?

K1-B0 [Ultimate Robot] @yuushaclub.bsky.social · Aug 5

“WOAH!!”

Sayaka was so surprised by the fact that a sunflower is talking to her, that she fell on her rear.

“Y-You can talk?!”

𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 5

“ Hi—! ”

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𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 5

Wonder what my big sisters are up to?

𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 5

“ Hi—! ”

K1-B0 [Ultimate Robot] @yuushaclub.bsky.social · Aug 5

Staaaaaaaaaaare.

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𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 5

dude..

𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 4

Cool!

Hope you like it!

𝘿𝙍. 𝘼𝙇𝙈𝘼 @c0rescientist.bsky.social · Aug 4

Well, I’ll definitely have to give it a listen, then!

𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 4

Yep! It's my most popular!

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𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 4

" Mhm! All sorts of plants.

Lots of sunflowers like me, too! "

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · Aug 4

“It is not,” she agrees.

“Do you have others like yourself ? This is truly fascinating.” 😦

𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 4

"Of course~! "

She would nod.

" Really? That's kinda weird.

Must not be common where you're from! "

𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 4

Yep! It's my most popular!

𝘿𝙍. 𝘼𝙇𝙈𝘼 @c0rescientist.bsky.social · Aug 4

I can’t say that I have.

I assume it’s a song that you made?

𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 4

Mhm!

Ever heard Zombies on Your Lawn?

𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 4

"Of course~! "

She would nod.

" Really? That's kinda weird.

Must not be common where you're from! "

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · Aug 4

“Why, thank you—!”

A warm smile.

“.. But I must confess, you are the first plant I have ever encountered who is able to talk.”

𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 4

" Really? I'm a pretty common sunflower. "

Out came a giggle, grinning to the other.

" But thanks~! You're pretty too! "

𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 4

" Really? I'm a pretty common sunflower. "

Out came a giggle, grinning to the other.

" But thanks~! You're pretty too! "

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · Aug 4

A confused blink before Evelyn lifts her head to wave in return.

“.. Um, hello there — ! Such a lovely plant you are.

I have never seen anything quite like you..” 💧

𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 4

She's just waving a petal to the lady. She wasn't exactly an alien. . . more like a mutated product of crossbreeding.

" Hi~! "

𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 4

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nessie.

did you know that the sunflower is voiced by laura shigihara

who also sung don't forget from deltarune

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𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 4

Mhm!

Ever heard Zombies on Your Lawn?

𝘿𝙍. 𝘼𝙇𝙈𝘼 @c0rescientist.bsky.social · Aug 4

Oh, how exciting! You must be quite the talented singer, then!

𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 4

Mhm~! I'm something of a world famous pop star!

𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 4

She's just waving a petal to the lady. She wasn't exactly an alien. . . more like a mutated product of crossbreeding.

" Hi~! "

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · Aug 4

{ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social }

She tilts her head.

“A … talking plant?” 💧

This isn’t the strangest thing the Mezillian has encountered, yet it IS still rather odd.

Perhaps this plant is alien like herself ? After all, most plants she’s encountered ( on earth ) are nothing like this.

𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 4

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𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 4

𝑺𝒖𝒏𝒇𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓 𝒄𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒊𝒔𝒕 𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒄𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒕. 𝑾𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒉 𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕? 𝑾𝒉𝒚, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆-𝒈𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒋𝒂𝒛𝒛𝒚 𝒓𝒉𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒎 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 𝒊𝒕𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇, 𝒕𝒉𝒖𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒕 𝒂 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒚 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝑺𝒖𝒏𝒇𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓.

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𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 4

Mhm~! I'm something of a world famous pop star!

𝘿𝙍. 𝘼𝙇𝙈𝘼 @c0rescientist.bsky.social · Aug 4

Pleased to meet you, Sunflower!

You can sing, too? That’s quite impressive! Not to pat myself on the back, but I dabble somewhat in singing myself!

𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 4

Well hi, Alma! I'm Sunflower.

( she definitely had a bright smile! )

Mhm! I'm not really made for that sort of thing, but I can pack a mean punch anyway! I'm a singer, too!

𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 4

Well hi, Alma! I'm Sunflower.

( she definitely had a bright smile! )

Mhm! I'm not really made for that sort of thing, but I can pack a mean punch anyway! I'm a singer, too!

𝘿𝙍. 𝘼𝙇𝙈𝘼 @c0rescientist.bsky.social · Aug 4

[She chuckles lightly at the attempt made to repeat what she had said.]

Please, just “Alma” is fine when referring to me.

Sentient plants… what a revolutionary concept! And deadly as well, you say?

𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 4

Well, it's nice to meet you, Miss Apple Science Personality Constitution Lady!

They make plants, but like. . . Alive ones! Deadly ones! Like me!

𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 4

Well, it's nice to meet you, Miss Apple Science Personality Constitution Lady!

They make plants, but like. . . Alive ones! Deadly ones! Like me!

𝘿𝙍. 𝘼𝙇𝙈𝘼 @c0rescientist.bsky.social · Aug 4

Yes, Aperture Science is the company that produced me.

Doom and Bloom Seeds, you say? I can’t say I’ve ever heard of them.

𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 4

A personality. . . huh?

( she didn't really get it. )

Is that your company? I'm from Doom and Bloom Seeds.

𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 4

A personality. . . huh?

( she didn't really get it. )

Is that your company? I'm from Doom and Bloom Seeds.

𝘿𝙍. 𝘼𝙇𝙈𝘼 @c0rescientist.bsky.social · Aug 4

Yes! More specifically, I am an Aperture Science Personality Construct!

𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 4

Are you a robot?

( a slight head tilt. )

𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 4

Are you a robot?

( a slight head tilt. )

𝘿𝙍. 𝘼𝙇𝙈𝘼 @c0rescientist.bsky.social · Aug 4

…oh! I see!

[She’s caught off guard by this, but not frightened. She’s definitely seen more anomalous things than this.]

𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 4

I'm a special breed!

( oh. it talks too. )

𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 4

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𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 4

I'm a special breed!

( oh. it talks too. )

𝘿𝙍. 𝘼𝙇𝙈𝘼 @c0rescientist.bsky.social · Aug 4

[Staring, confused.]

I knew sunflowers were meant to turn to face the sun… but do they usually do all that-?

𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 .ᐣ @zombiesonyourlawn.bsky.social · Aug 4