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Joseph
@zomoniac.bsky.social
Marcelo Bielsa enthusiast, perpetually injured CrossFit wanker, provider to three novelty pets, Swiftie.
I’m having a few slight concerns that Ao Tanaka might not actually be a generational talent at the top level. #lufc
January 26, 2026 at 10:06 PM
This is now 12+ minutes of holding on for dear life for a point. #lufc
January 26, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Just like I always said, Brenden Aaronson is the best player in the Premier League. Never doubted him for a second. #lufc
January 26, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I’m scared now. #lufc
January 26, 2026 at 8:00 PM
This is all very amusing. Arsenal falling apart. Michael Carrick has definitely turned that football club round.
January 25, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Seems that @michaeltsb.bsky.social’s firmly held beliefs about Keith Andrews are entirely justified. #lufc
January 25, 2026 at 3:53 PM
January 25, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Based on today I think Van Dijk would be our fifth choice centre back, behind the main trio and a barn owl. #lufc
January 24, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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Stop sane-washing this shit.

Man is murdered by Federal agency ICE. That's your headline BBC News.
January 24, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Based on how the weekend is faring for us thus far I expect Forest to stick 6 past Brentford tomorrow. #lufc
January 24, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Seriously, this is getting silly. And in a very bad way. #lufc
January 24, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Summerville is really starting to get on my tits. #lufc
January 24, 2026 at 12:47 PM
This basically looks like exactly what I want from a 2026 Fable game.
January 22, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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This is Alta Vista's moment
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Oh fuck the fuck off. #SkyTVisFuckingShit #lufc
Leeds fixture with Brentford on March 21 has been moved to 8pm for Sky. However, the Premier League has warned it could be moved to 12.30pm or 5.30pm, based on clubs in the EFL Cup final and Champions League.

They say a final decision will be announced no later than March 2. #lufc
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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this is good because you really don’t hear a lot about the history of Manchester United these days
Exclusive @theathleticfc.bsky.social

Manchester United agree multi-million deal with production company Lionsgate to explore dramatized retelling of club’s storied history, similar in concept to The Crown.

Line of Duty creator Jed Mercurio involved in talks

Story: www.nytimes.com/athletic/698...
Manchester United agree deal to create ‘The Crown’-style TV series
Club are developing plans with North American production company Lionsgate for a drama chronicling their history
www.nytimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Same applies to that one too. #afcon
I genuinely can’t tell if he missed that on purpose or not. #afcon
January 18, 2026 at 9:45 PM
What a goal. Beautiful justice, no disallowing that. #afcon
January 18, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I genuinely can’t tell if he missed that on purpose or not. #afcon
January 18, 2026 at 9:17 PM
After refreshing and clicking for most of the last 48 hours I just managed to bag two together on the exchange for tomorrow. Get in. #lufc
January 16, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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He's definitely kept this aspect of his character under wraps until now ...
Platini on Infantino, who was once his No2: "He likes the rich and powerful people, the ones with money. It’s his character."
January 15, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Stop scrolling, post two characters who bring you happiness.
January 14, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Does anyone know what the allocation for members is? Got a queue number under 2,400 and they were still all gone by the time I got in. #lufc
January 13, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Because I am incredibly with it and on current trends I am just listening to Chvrches properly for the first time, starting with the first album. Why did nobody tell me to do this sooner?
January 13, 2026 at 12:23 PM
I think Jack Harrison has been getting personal kicking coaching from Perri. #lufc
January 11, 2026 at 1:22 PM