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zorojaylewdcario.bsky.social
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@zorojaylewdcario.bsky.social
(he/they/she, lv 23 genderfluid lucario/zoroark)

i'm jay, i draw butts and butt accessories! nice to meetcha! • has auDHD/bipolar, pls be patient • 🔞 PARENTAL ADVISORY: MINORS WILL BE VAPORIZED BY LASER TURRETS 🔞

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henlo, i am jay and i draw butts and butt accessories. pleased to meet y'all!

here's a glimpse of the wacky shit you'll be seeing on your timeline because of me. sorryyyyy~
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November 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
q: how many spectrum employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

a: who cares? they keep breaking them!
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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family_guy_death_pose
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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As posted in a few servers and was alerted to this picture earlier today: What they said. DO NOT FILL IT OUT, it is there to fuck with your artist peers and yourself, they (paypal) can and will abuse this and steal your money by banning your account
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
man, i picked up sweet tea from the store and both gallons taste watered down

any advice?
November 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
you ever have one of those days where even texting ppl is tiring?
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
here's a life lesson for you folks: there's always a catch to something. there's ALWAYS a catch.
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
oh god dammit don't tell me the "evil container" meme started from *that* guy. that nasty ass mf does fkn c*b shit.

i was gonna make a gay container meme but now i kinda don't wanna

or maybe i will to spite the meme, idk
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
haha internet's fixed again
November 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
i meant to say modem, perhaps i was the dope after all
and once again spectrum proves to the world that it is, without a doubt, the fiat of internet providers

they gave us a faulty router, what a bunch of dopes!
November 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
and once again spectrum proves to the world that it is, without a doubt, the fiat of internet providers

they gave us a faulty router, what a bunch of dopes!
November 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
off topic btw but i recently talked to a friend who has a lot of knowledge on mental health and i think i may have BPD, it'd explain a lot as to why i'm such a mess. that on top of bipolar, anxiety and AuDHD is a lot. might talk to my therapist about it when i see him later this month.
November 8, 2025 at 11:08 AM
ngl since i've taken so long on a lot of comms cuz of my busy life before moving out and then getting sick, i think i'm just gonna make em all fully shaded regardless of what kind y'all bought to compensate.

i really appreciate y'all's patience with me so much, it means a lot. 💙
November 8, 2025 at 10:44 AM
oh god our radio station's doin it now
here's a WIP of something stupid i'm working on, i call it "one-winged carey", AKA the main theme of november 1st
November 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
ugh, i NEED to get a new tablet. doing art has become so much of a chore now because of how slow mine has gotten. piece of junk.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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here's a WIP of something stupid i'm working on, i call it "one-winged carey", AKA the main theme of november 1st
November 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
here's a WIP of something stupid i'm working on, i call it "one-winged carey", AKA the main theme of november 1st
November 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
wait we STILL haven't gotten rid of daylight savings yet? that's so dumb, there's literally no point in keeping it around anymore other than to fuck with ppl.

remember, if you ever feel worthless remember you aren't daylight savings time in the 21st century.
November 2, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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Im bored and wanna draw Weremuffy fucking or whatever so raffle time! I'll give you a WEEK and depending how mant likes this post gets the more winners there will be!
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November 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
me after failing yet again to keep mariah in containment:
November 1, 2025 at 7:38 AM
EMERGENCY ALERT: MARIAH CAREY HAS DEFROSTED!

REPEATING: MARIAH CAREY HAS DEFROSTED!

SHELTER IN PLACE NOW TO PROTECT YOUR LIFE!

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
November 1, 2025 at 6:11 AM
man fuck that "mariah carey defrosting" noise, who here listens to trans siberian orchestra?
November 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
this is so hot, i just HAD to make a sound alt <333
October 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
something a bit safer for the workplace for once, here's zoroark jay's halloween costume!

he's ready to collect some hearts! can he have yours? pretty pleeeeeease~?
October 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM