@zorskiball.bsky.social
I have to remember that going to the doctor is okay bc there’s always tiny babies there
October 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I have to remember that going to the doctor is okay bc there’s always tiny babies there
last nights makeup, hair unbrushed, and 5 statement pieces as my outfit today
September 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
last nights makeup, hair unbrushed, and 5 statement pieces as my outfit today
a camper was giving me such good advice on my life and then casually dropped that she has a tesla and LOVES it 😐 womp womp
August 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
a camper was giving me such good advice on my life and then casually dropped that she has a tesla and LOVES it 😐 womp womp
living on an island is all fun and games until someone tries to come visit you and theres a thunderstorm so they’re stuck at the marina and you’re stuck on the island indefinitely until there’s no thunder or lightning for at least half an hour and there’s nothing you can do about it
July 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
living on an island is all fun and games until someone tries to come visit you and theres a thunderstorm so they’re stuck at the marina and you’re stuck on the island indefinitely until there’s no thunder or lightning for at least half an hour and there’s nothing you can do about it
gonna claim workers comp for my finger that got jammed during gaga ball
July 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
gonna claim workers comp for my finger that got jammed during gaga ball
god I love lesbians. thankful every day that I work at a place where there’s so many lesbians and they come up with their kids and it’s just so awesome amen
July 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
god I love lesbians. thankful every day that I work at a place where there’s so many lesbians and they come up with their kids and it’s just so awesome amen
up all night psychoanalyzing myself
July 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
up all night psychoanalyzing myself
it’s fucked up I can’t be with my gay lover on pride
June 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
it’s fucked up I can’t be with my gay lover on pride
camp water has that high iron/high calcium combo that my hair just lovessss to soak right up (my hair is turning orange and the texture is just tangle)
June 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
camp water has that high iron/high calcium combo that my hair just lovessss to soak right up (my hair is turning orange and the texture is just tangle)
at my summer camp job and my coworkers are dating, one of them is in the shower and the other one comes down and says “showering alone is actual terrorism”
June 18, 2025 at 3:06 AM
at my summer camp job and my coworkers are dating, one of them is in the shower and the other one comes down and says “showering alone is actual terrorism”
I love that 3 out of my 14 rommate/coworker/friends share a shoe size with me but unfortunately none of us have what I’m looking for in spite of this
June 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I love that 3 out of my 14 rommate/coworker/friends share a shoe size with me but unfortunately none of us have what I’m looking for in spite of this
been at camp for 12 hours and my poops are already fucked up
May 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
been at camp for 12 hours and my poops are already fucked up
my mom loves that guy on instagram reels who makes the “here are some _______ and if I would date them” videos
May 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
my mom loves that guy on instagram reels who makes the “here are some _______ and if I would date them” videos
wearing a leotard to work is so funny bc it’s like yeah I’m hanging out in this public bathroom fully naked from the knees up
May 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
wearing a leotard to work is so funny bc it’s like yeah I’m hanging out in this public bathroom fully naked from the knees up
little sis sent this to me today. finally getting the recognition I deserve 💯
May 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
little sis sent this to me today. finally getting the recognition I deserve 💯
I was so brave for working my whole shift today and I didn’t even complain about it
May 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I was so brave for working my whole shift today and I didn’t even complain about it
I love when the radio k dj’s cry on air ♥️
May 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I love when the radio k dj’s cry on air ♥️
my girlfriend actually asked if I wanted to rewatch high fidelity starring zoë kravitz with her… #livingmybestlife #itdoesntgetbetterthanthis #whatmorecouldievenaskfor
next year if I’m single on valentine’s day again I will not be celebrating valentine’s day and instead I will be celebrating the 6 year anniversary of the release of high fidelity starring zoë kravitz
May 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
my girlfriend actually asked if I wanted to rewatch high fidelity starring zoë kravitz with her… #livingmybestlife #itdoesntgetbetterthanthis #whatmorecouldievenaskfor
my daylist has been so wrong for long enough now that I’m starting to wonder if someone else is listening on my account and my daylists are meant for them not me
April 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
my daylist has been so wrong for long enough now that I’m starting to wonder if someone else is listening on my account and my daylists are meant for them not me
my sweet tooth carries over into my taste in people
April 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
my sweet tooth carries over into my taste in people
finding out I was right about something 7 months ago
March 30, 2025 at 7:12 AM
finding out I was right about something 7 months ago
every time I clock in to my job there’s a new rule that they came up with arbitrarily that makes it harder for me to like my job
March 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
every time I clock in to my job there’s a new rule that they came up with arbitrarily that makes it harder for me to like my job
first time wearing my brand new docs and even the mosh pit didn’t give me blisters #builtdifferent
March 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
first time wearing my brand new docs and even the mosh pit didn’t give me blisters #builtdifferent
every time I have to go to a show by myself I think about how I need more cool friends who like to mosh
March 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
every time I have to go to a show by myself I think about how I need more cool friends who like to mosh
getting ready for bed by candlelight brings me up to a whole new level of whimsy no one is ready for
March 23, 2025 at 7:53 AM
getting ready for bed by candlelight brings me up to a whole new level of whimsy no one is ready for