infinite zero
@zro.bsky.social
When you stare into the void, sometimes, just sometimes, the void stares back
I think the cat is hurt, but she won’t tell me what is wrong. She just keeps saying “me ow” over and over.
December 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I think the cat is hurt, but she won’t tell me what is wrong. She just keeps saying “me ow” over and over.
When they tell you they don’t caee about you: listen
December 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
When they tell you they don’t caee about you: listen
True fact: If you grow peppers in the winter, they become chilly peppers. If they are red and you cook them, they become red hot chilly peppers.
Look, I don’t make the rules
Look, I don’t make the rules
December 16, 2025 at 2:10 PM
True fact: If you grow peppers in the winter, they become chilly peppers. If they are red and you cook them, they become red hot chilly peppers.
Look, I don’t make the rules
Look, I don’t make the rules
Hi kids, do you like cyber? Do you want to see me stick nine access controls through each one of my eyelids? Wanna copy warez exactly like I did? Try SAML and get hacked worse than my life is?
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Hi kids, do you like cyber? Do you want to see me stick nine access controls through each one of my eyelids? Wanna copy warez exactly like I did? Try SAML and get hacked worse than my life is?
Remember that time Cheney shot his friend while hunting quail (the bird, not dan quayle)?
Post a bird announcing that Dick Cheney is dead.
November 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Remember that time Cheney shot his friend while hunting quail (the bird, not dan quayle)?
If I were Mamdani, I’d be responding that, as mayor, I’d Eminent Domain Trump Tower and make it housing for the poor/unhoused.
November 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If I were Mamdani, I’d be responding that, as mayor, I’d Eminent Domain Trump Tower and make it housing for the poor/unhoused.
malice /mal-ice/ (noun): A desire to harm others or to see others suffer; extreme ill will or spite.
mal-ICE. Yup, checks out
mal-ICE. Yup, checks out
October 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
malice /mal-ice/ (noun): A desire to harm others or to see others suffer; extreme ill will or spite.
mal-ICE. Yup, checks out
mal-ICE. Yup, checks out
Happy Bartolomé Day: theoatmeal.com/comics/colum...
October 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Happy Bartolomé Day: theoatmeal.com/comics/colum...
Channeling my inner @scalzi.com anything can be a burrito. May I present bbq chicken and green bean butrito
October 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Channeling my inner @scalzi.com anything can be a burrito. May I present bbq chicken and green bean butrito
Instead of making dumb appliances “smart”, can we just make ones that work?
October 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Instead of making dumb appliances “smart”, can we just make ones that work?
“Don’t be a sheeple” they said. “Do your own research” they said. MF this is why we have scientists. I don’t have the time/money to do a double blind study on which washing machine is gonna clean my shirt best
September 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
“Don’t be a sheeple” they said. “Do your own research” they said. MF this is why we have scientists. I don’t have the time/money to do a double blind study on which washing machine is gonna clean my shirt best
A day that will live in infamy: the 10th of Schadenfreudember
September 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
A day that will live in infamy: the 10th of Schadenfreudember
Well, at least *someone* didn’t forget about dre
August 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Well, at least *someone* didn’t forget about dre
It is at once amusing and distressing the number of images that show up in a search for “threats” that feature DJT
August 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It is at once amusing and distressing the number of images that show up in a search for “threats” that feature DJT
TFW you have to reach out and make sure your friends returned from an international trip - not because of where they went but because your own country might disappear them at the border 😢
August 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
TFW you have to reach out and make sure your friends returned from an international trip - not because of where they went but because your own country might disappear them at the border 😢
me: turns left because left turn signal light is green
passenger: why did you turn? The highway is faster.
me: do you know how open shortest path first routing works?
passenger: …..uh….no?
me: me neither
passenger: why did you turn? The highway is faster.
me: do you know how open shortest path first routing works?
passenger: …..uh….no?
me: me neither
August 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
me: turns left because left turn signal light is green
passenger: why did you turn? The highway is faster.
me: do you know how open shortest path first routing works?
passenger: …..uh….no?
me: me neither
passenger: why did you turn? The highway is faster.
me: do you know how open shortest path first routing works?
passenger: …..uh….no?
me: me neither
Same energy as the people who use the Liberian flag emojii in their 4th of July facebook posts
July 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Same energy as the people who use the Liberian flag emojii in their 4th of July facebook posts
Okay, but hear me out. What if, instead of Canada being the 51st state, the US became the 11th province? Then we could talk about looneys and not be referring to the president
May 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Okay, but hear me out. What if, instead of Canada being the 51st state, the US became the 11th province? Then we could talk about looneys and not be referring to the president
The only technology worse than email are printers. And the only thing worse than printers is printing out emails
May 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The only technology worse than email are printers. And the only thing worse than printers is printing out emails
Yes, I did eat half my sandwich before I realized why it was so terrible how’s your day going?
April 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Yes, I did eat half my sandwich before I realized why it was so terrible how’s your day going?
This is truly the best of all possible worlds
1. LLM-generated code tries to run code from online software packages. Which is normal but
2. The packages don’t exist. Which would normally cause an error but
3. Nefarious people have made malware under the package names that LLMs make up most often. So
4. Now the LLM code points to malware.
2. The packages don’t exist. Which would normally cause an error but
3. Nefarious people have made malware under the package names that LLMs make up most often. So
4. Now the LLM code points to malware.
LLMs hallucinating nonexistent software packages with plausible names leads to a new malware vulnerability: "slopsquatting."
April 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
This is truly the best of all possible worlds
“Why stand on a silent platform? Fight the war, f**k the [fascists]”
April 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
“Why stand on a silent platform? Fight the war, f**k the [fascists]”
The secret to being promoted in a large organization: fail so spectacularly and publicly that your boss _has_ to promote you to avoid looking like a bad manager for assigning you the task in the first place
March 31, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The secret to being promoted in a large organization: fail so spectacularly and publicly that your boss _has_ to promote you to avoid looking like a bad manager for assigning you the task in the first place
“But her emails” is how I would have responded were I ever accidentally added to a top secret Signal chat
March 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
“But her emails” is how I would have responded were I ever accidentally added to a top secret Signal chat