Zsa Zsa Gabortion
@zsazsagabortion.com
A part-time woman, but a full time bitch.
Multi-disciplinary artist. She/her.
Multi-disciplinary artist. She/her.
That thing where everyone puts a handful of dirt on the grave? So cunty. Like that is DRAMA. Hope whoever came up with that enjoyed their success.
February 14, 2026 at 7:46 PM
That thing where everyone puts a handful of dirt on the grave? So cunty. Like that is DRAMA. Hope whoever came up with that enjoyed their success.
This suspiciously large woman wants to feed you breakfast foods while she pretends to sing other people’s songs
February 14, 2026 at 5:26 PM
This suspiciously large woman wants to feed you breakfast foods while she pretends to sing other people’s songs
Need more venues to have WiFi that works, I’m very tired of tethering my phone
February 14, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Need more venues to have WiFi that works, I’m very tired of tethering my phone
It doesn’t work to casually perform kpop because everyone expects choreography 🤣
February 14, 2026 at 5:07 PM
It doesn’t work to casually perform kpop because everyone expects choreography 🤣
The weirdest part of my experience with weight loss is that I’ve been this weight before but not this shape 🥴
February 14, 2026 at 5:02 AM
The weirdest part of my experience with weight loss is that I’ve been this weight before but not this shape 🥴
I’ve tried really hard not to let my mom following me on impact the things I post but it stopped me tonight and I’m mad about it
February 14, 2026 at 4:59 AM
I’ve tried really hard not to let my mom following me on impact the things I post but it stopped me tonight and I’m mad about it
Me, mid-interaction: wow I’m really killing this interaction rn
Narrator: they were not, in fact, killing it.
Narrator: they were not, in fact, killing it.
February 14, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Me, mid-interaction: wow I’m really killing this interaction rn
Narrator: they were not, in fact, killing it.
Narrator: they were not, in fact, killing it.
I love to avoid conflict and responsibility by feigning ignorance. That’s a top tier avoidance tactic tbh
February 13, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I love to avoid conflict and responsibility by feigning ignorance. That’s a top tier avoidance tactic tbh
I get to be pretty gay for the next 48 hours and I’m always very excited for that
February 13, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I get to be pretty gay for the next 48 hours and I’m always very excited for that
“Put that man in a flannel and slap him on a paper towel”
February 13, 2026 at 3:20 PM
“Put that man in a flannel and slap him on a paper towel”
I feel like trying to go viral is the exact opposite energy of what it takes to actually go viral because it will always lack authenticity and that’s the first thing that weeds you out and vitality isn’t success anyway
February 13, 2026 at 3:20 AM
I feel like trying to go viral is the exact opposite energy of what it takes to actually go viral because it will always lack authenticity and that’s the first thing that weeds you out and vitality isn’t success anyway
The shoot in question
February 13, 2026 at 2:08 AM
The shoot in question
There is no good reason for teams to have Pearl gifs available but thank god.
February 12, 2026 at 8:22 PM
There is no good reason for teams to have Pearl gifs available but thank god.
I deserve financial compensation for how much more I look like my dad with less fat in my face
February 12, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I deserve financial compensation for how much more I look like my dad with less fat in my face
Trying to get my husband to feed my therapist topic suggestions since he has an appointment in the same office before me
February 12, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Trying to get my husband to feed my therapist topic suggestions since he has an appointment in the same office before me
One of my favorite Internet Hots(tm) is gogo-ing at the bar this Friday after the drag show I’m DJing 👀
February 12, 2026 at 5:33 PM
One of my favorite Internet Hots(tm) is gogo-ing at the bar this Friday after the drag show I’m DJing 👀
I’m working at a different location today but I have therapy right after work (they’re usually located very close to each other but not today) so I’m spending all day not so low key stressed about making it to my appointment
February 12, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I’m working at a different location today but I have therapy right after work (they’re usually located very close to each other but not today) so I’m spending all day not so low key stressed about making it to my appointment
I usually wear a sweater all day at work and was too warm for that today somehow so now I have to have conversations about my tattoos 🙄
February 12, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I usually wear a sweater all day at work and was too warm for that today somehow so now I have to have conversations about my tattoos 🙄
A bts from one of my favorite photoshoots ive ever done where i happened to maneuver myself to get an entire page of just me in the final publication.
February 12, 2026 at 3:37 PM
A bts from one of my favorite photoshoots ive ever done where i happened to maneuver myself to get an entire page of just me in the final publication.
Went out and socialized tonight and it was lovely
February 12, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Went out and socialized tonight and it was lovely
I hope that my hockey boyfriends who aren’t at the Olympics are having a nice break
February 11, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I hope that my hockey boyfriends who aren’t at the Olympics are having a nice break
Internet work out guys who do absolutely no other grooming or effort kind of crack me up.
February 11, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Internet work out guys who do absolutely no other grooming or effort kind of crack me up.
Officially down 50lbs
February 11, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Officially down 50lbs
The worst part about being in to old men is that so many of them are my age or younger now and that’s very rude of them.
February 11, 2026 at 2:57 PM
The worst part about being in to old men is that so many of them are my age or younger now and that’s very rude of them.
I love these pens but the fact that I’m down to the shit colored ones is 🥴
February 11, 2026 at 12:56 PM
I love these pens but the fact that I’m down to the shit colored ones is 🥴