Zsa Zsa Gabortion
@zsazsagabortion.com
A part-time woman, but a full time bitch.
Multi-disciplinary artist. She/her.
Multi-disciplinary artist. She/her.
Me: idk this book isn’t really doing it for me
Christopher: you’re allowed to not finish books you don’t like
Me: oh I know but it’s an MMM book and they haven’t all fucked yet so I’m trying to reserve judgement.
Christopher: you’re allowed to not finish books you don’t like
Me: oh I know but it’s an MMM book and they haven’t all fucked yet so I’m trying to reserve judgement.
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Me: idk this book isn’t really doing it for me
Christopher: you’re allowed to not finish books you don’t like
Me: oh I know but it’s an MMM book and they haven’t all fucked yet so I’m trying to reserve judgement.
Christopher: you’re allowed to not finish books you don’t like
Me: oh I know but it’s an MMM book and they haven’t all fucked yet so I’m trying to reserve judgement.
I’ve always been pretty hard on myself for my math skills but I’ve recently realized that since I was homeschooled and my parents aren’t good at math I was essentially expected to teach myself algebra from a book as a teenager and considering that I’m actually doing pretty okay for myself 😤
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I’ve always been pretty hard on myself for my math skills but I’ve recently realized that since I was homeschooled and my parents aren’t good at math I was essentially expected to teach myself algebra from a book as a teenager and considering that I’m actually doing pretty okay for myself 😤
Gonna resurrect an old drag idea and perform “Papa don’t preach” dressed as Kim Davis
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Gonna resurrect an old drag idea and perform “Papa don’t preach” dressed as Kim Davis
I have to discontinue estradiol a month before and after my upcoming surgery which means I have to stop taking it as of Wednesday 🥴 wish me luck.
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I have to discontinue estradiol a month before and after my upcoming surgery which means I have to stop taking it as of Wednesday 🥴 wish me luck.
Starting the figure drawing fundamentals course on proko.
November 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Starting the figure drawing fundamentals course on proko.
If you had told me six months ago I’d be excited to realize that we had espn+ with my inlaw’s Hulu/Disney subscription I would have laughed at you.
November 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
If you had told me six months ago I’d be excited to realize that we had espn+ with my inlaw’s Hulu/Disney subscription I would have laughed at you.
I ordered an enamel pin of the Dallas stars logo for my badge at work and it’s gonna take another week to get here which feels personal.
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I ordered an enamel pin of the Dallas stars logo for my badge at work and it’s gonna take another week to get here which feels personal.
It’s after 5pm on Sunday so I guess it’s time for my crash out about money
November 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It’s after 5pm on Sunday so I guess it’s time for my crash out about money
I’ve had so many negative experiences in the louisville food industry I now serve an important role in the community as an oracle of who to stay the fuck away from and how much more money you should ask for.
November 9, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I’ve had so many negative experiences in the louisville food industry I now serve an important role in the community as an oracle of who to stay the fuck away from and how much more money you should ask for.
Stating a fiber supplement on the same day as my new higher mounjaro dose has made for an interesting day gastrointestinally.
November 9, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Stating a fiber supplement on the same day as my new higher mounjaro dose has made for an interesting day gastrointestinally.
I’ve yet to find a romance trope I don’t like aside from anything about straight people.
November 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I’ve yet to find a romance trope I don’t like aside from anything about straight people.
Advertising your your self published MM age gap romance on TikTok with “everything in its right place” playing is diabolical
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Advertising your your self published MM age gap romance on TikTok with “everything in its right place” playing is diabolical
An older butch gendered me correctly at work the other day and honestly that’s some heady validation
November 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
An older butch gendered me correctly at work the other day and honestly that’s some heady validation
2026 is gonna be the year I get so much more annoying.
November 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
2026 is gonna be the year I get so much more annoying.
This Talamasca show is a graveyard for character actors
November 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This Talamasca show is a graveyard for character actors
I love the subtle hints some ai gives you to its use, like when a male celebrity has too many abs in a picture
November 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I love the subtle hints some ai gives you to its use, like when a male celebrity has too many abs in a picture
Threatening to hire an Etsy witch at any minor inconvenience is my new bit
November 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Threatening to hire an Etsy witch at any minor inconvenience is my new bit
A romance novel trope that works really well for me is childhood-best-friends-to-lovers because god knows teen-me had my fair share of friendships with homoerotic sexual tension 🥴
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
A romance novel trope that works really well for me is childhood-best-friends-to-lovers because god knows teen-me had my fair share of friendships with homoerotic sexual tension 🥴
I need to see 100 nights of Hero because I need to see Nicholas gallitzine with his masters of the universe physique covered in blood and I’m not going to apologize for that
November 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I need to see 100 nights of Hero because I need to see Nicholas gallitzine with his masters of the universe physique covered in blood and I’m not going to apologize for that
Yeah he’s cute but you can’t smell him.
November 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Yeah he’s cute but you can’t smell him.
Sorry to anyone in communication with me regularly as you are dragged along, kicking and screaming, with me on my journey into hockey fandom.
November 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Sorry to anyone in communication with me regularly as you are dragged along, kicking and screaming, with me on my journey into hockey fandom.
I need to figure out how to un horny my Pinterest algorithm so I can safely browse it at work again
November 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I need to figure out how to un horny my Pinterest algorithm so I can safely browse it at work again
I like Rosalia’s new album but I’m not gonna stop calling her a colonizer until yall stop pretending she’s Latina.
November 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I like Rosalia’s new album but I’m not gonna stop calling her a colonizer until yall stop pretending she’s Latina.