Zsa Zsa Gabortion
@zsazsagabortion.com
A part-time woman, but a full time bitch.
Multi-disciplinary artist. She/her.
Multi-disciplinary artist. She/her.
I’m actually shocked the McDonald’s app hasn’t called in a welfare check on me.
December 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I’m actually shocked the McDonald’s app hasn’t called in a welfare check on me.
God, Yuna Hollander telling Shane she was proud of him and accepting him coming out is going right up there with Sarah Nelson doing the same for Nick in heartstopper 😭
December 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
God, Yuna Hollander telling Shane she was proud of him and accepting him coming out is going right up there with Sarah Nelson doing the same for Nick in heartstopper 😭
My toxic trait as a drag queen is my inclination to dig out the idina menzel at the slightest mention of a Christmas show
December 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
My toxic trait as a drag queen is my inclination to dig out the idina menzel at the slightest mention of a Christmas show
These damn glue spots covering my incision sites are so close to falling off but they’re so gross 😂
December 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
These damn glue spots covering my incision sites are so close to falling off but they’re so gross 😂
Do you think people in Brazil are always trying to get you to go visit the rainforest
December 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Do you think people in Brazil are always trying to get you to go visit the rainforest
Tonight I get to be that person at the movies who brings a giant bottle of water and doesn’t buy a refreshing Diet Coke 🥴
December 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Tonight I get to be that person at the movies who brings a giant bottle of water and doesn’t buy a refreshing Diet Coke 🥴
Begging my dog to give me the gift of behaving while people are over
December 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Begging my dog to give me the gift of behaving while people are over
I’m a little bummed the sign photo of Doug Bradley as pinhead isn’t visible in this picture but I’m sending it to my mom anyway
December 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I’m a little bummed the sign photo of Doug Bradley as pinhead isn’t visible in this picture but I’m sending it to my mom anyway
Another Christmas, another year of being too poor to be visited by three ghosts
December 25, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Another Christmas, another year of being too poor to be visited by three ghosts
This hakuna matata ass dog
December 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
This hakuna matata ass dog
This office life isn’t all bad, I get the next two days off and that’s pretty great.
December 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
This office life isn’t all bad, I get the next two days off and that’s pretty great.
Do you think they’ve ever explored each others bodies
December 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Do you think they’ve ever explored each others bodies
Walked through the town square earlier and everyone was singing really mean songs about me
December 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Walked through the town square earlier and everyone was singing really mean songs about me
I’m going to write a romantic self help book and it’s going to be titled “are you flirting with me or is this just a bit?”
December 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I’m going to write a romantic self help book and it’s going to be titled “are you flirting with me or is this just a bit?”
Me: I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for eating crackers
@karloffthekaiju.bsky.social: yeah cus you brought the crackers in there in the first place
@karloffthekaiju.bsky.social: yeah cus you brought the crackers in there in the first place
December 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Me: I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for eating crackers
@karloffthekaiju.bsky.social: yeah cus you brought the crackers in there in the first place
@karloffthekaiju.bsky.social: yeah cus you brought the crackers in there in the first place
“Soft foods” phase officially starts tomorrow night, we made it
December 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
“Soft foods” phase officially starts tomorrow night, we made it
My husband thinks the budget should be higher on this list BUT making friends with a bird has been a goal like 3 years running. THIS. IS. THE. YEAR.
December 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
My husband thinks the budget should be higher on this list BUT making friends with a bird has been a goal like 3 years running. THIS. IS. THE. YEAR.
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thinking many thoughts…
December 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
thinking many thoughts…
Sometimes when my dog is driving me crazy I tell him about how my dad treated some of the dogs we had growing up and tell him I’m trying to break generational cycles and that he’s making it very challenging for me.
December 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Sometimes when my dog is driving me crazy I tell him about how my dad treated some of the dogs we had growing up and tell him I’m trying to break generational cycles and that he’s making it very challenging for me.
I’ve spent the last day and a half nauseous completely forgetting I have zofran. So I went home and grabbed it on my lunch break because I was too nauseous to eat. My new body is weird.
December 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I’ve spent the last day and a half nauseous completely forgetting I have zofran. So I went home and grabbed it on my lunch break because I was too nauseous to eat. My new body is weird.
The winter playlist is certainly happening
December 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The winter playlist is certainly happening
My secret Santa coworker knocked it out of the Parker by getting me 3-wick’s of sweater weather and mahogany teakwood.
December 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
My secret Santa coworker knocked it out of the Parker by getting me 3-wick’s of sweater weather and mahogany teakwood.
I’m having the worst time interpreting hunger signals post-surge. I know it’ll get easier but wow my body is weird right now.
December 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I’m having the worst time interpreting hunger signals post-surge. I know it’ll get easier but wow my body is weird right now.
This might be the “haven’t had average food in almost a month” talking but the vanilla skyr I just had was that bitch.
December 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
This might be the “haven’t had average food in almost a month” talking but the vanilla skyr I just had was that bitch.