Zach
@ztaub.bsky.social
Recycling the best hits from the past 13 years posted on that other website
Speaking from personal experience, nobody is more enthusiastic about saying “Merry Christmas” to other people than Jews
December 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Speaking from personal experience, nobody is more enthusiastic about saying “Merry Christmas” to other people than Jews
Avocado or avocadon’t, there is no avocatry
December 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Avocado or avocadon’t, there is no avocatry
The Dodgers and Blue Jays have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever tomorrow night
October 28, 2025 at 7:03 AM
The Dodgers and Blue Jays have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever tomorrow night
The Cardinals intentionally walking Busch with the game out of hand and him a single away from the cycle is such a cowardly move. Have fun in Cancun, assholes
September 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The Cardinals intentionally walking Busch with the game out of hand and him a single away from the cycle is such a cowardly move. Have fun in Cancun, assholes
POV: when you have no other choice but to regatta
September 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
POV: when you have no other choice but to regatta
Why am I supposed to do with all the Allen wrenches in my house
May 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Why am I supposed to do with all the Allen wrenches in my house
Reposted by Zach
The body and blood of Christ
May 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The body and blood of Christ
Reposted by Zach
the New Pope says he's from Chicago but he's *actually* from Naperville
May 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
the New Pope says he's from Chicago but he's *actually* from Naperville
So this really confirms divine intervention during games 1 and 2
The new pope went to Villanova. I assume the Knicks will trade for him in the offseason.
May 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
So this really confirms divine intervention during games 1 and 2
Reposted by Zach
Illoumalnati
LOU MALNATI’S = ILLUMINATI?!?!
May 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Illoumalnati
LOU MALNATI’S = ILLUMINATI?!?!
May 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
LOU MALNATI’S = ILLUMINATI?!?!
So Adrien Brody is the GOAT at portraying Holocaust survivors, huh
March 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
So Adrien Brody is the GOAT at portraying Holocaust survivors, huh
Made my first ever venture into Middle Earth today (started reading The Hobbit)
January 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Made my first ever venture into Middle Earth today (started reading The Hobbit)
“Why don’t they have chickens in Wingspan” - Hannah
December 7, 2024 at 7:41 PM
“Why don’t they have chickens in Wingspan” - Hannah
I love that Bluesky’s discover algorithm is just like “love a good photo of nature or the atmosphere? Here’s a bunch of them” it really feels better over here
November 17, 2024 at 7:27 PM
I love that Bluesky’s discover algorithm is just like “love a good photo of nature or the atmosphere? Here’s a bunch of them” it really feels better over here
Not lost on me that Jake Paul came out to the song that Tyson air-drummed in The Hangover
November 16, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Not lost on me that Jake Paul came out to the song that Tyson air-drummed in The Hangover
Going to teach a Twitter bot to post this every day so Elon’s AI can learn something new
Elon has misshapen nipples
November 14, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Going to teach a Twitter bot to post this every day so Elon’s AI can learn something new
Elon has misshapen nipples
November 14, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Elon has misshapen nipples