uncle biden who can recall his past lives
zumicroom.bsky.social
uncle biden who can recall his past lives
@zumicroom.bsky.social
sunny side up, whole wheat toast, sausage if they're links but bacon if not -- thanks!
may the words "and the... of it all" turn to bitter ash in the mouths of all who deign to speak them
February 10, 2026 at 2:06 PM
highlight of the superbowl was watching a room full of people scream in unison when they realized they were singing karaoke to a coinbase commercial
February 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
it's always sunny in philadelphia is live action aqua teen hunger force
February 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
February 1, 2026 at 5:18 AM
who else forgot to defrost their phyllo dough in the fridge overnight?
January 29, 2026 at 8:36 PM
just overheard a guy on the street giving another guy a pep talk about playing the lottery "keep going bro you only need to hit once" so beautiful
January 21, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Reposted by uncle biden who can recall his past lives
January 8, 2026 at 7:30 PM
what if i use the fat i skimmed from the bolognese to make the béchamel? what then???
December 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
doing really bad 🤘
December 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
this cyber monday i'm going to treat myself by biting hard into a high voltage power line
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
one cousin walk hold the cousins please
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
i had never really thought of myself as a sex furniture type of guy but it's almost kind of flattering that my instagram ad profile does
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
if i was mayor off-leash dogs would go directly to "a farm upstate", speeding would be punishable by death, and bars/restaurants get fined for not having their address in their instagram bio
November 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
david duchovny IS a lesbian and this show IS guilty of queerbaiting
November 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
the x-files title sequence is too scary
November 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
born to cook eggs
forced to write emails
November 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
chasing guys in ICE costumes out the bar with a dude dressed as king arthur
November 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
lol. lmao.
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October 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
mad respect to the chinese takeout spot by my office called "Profit II" with 2.9 stars on yelp
October 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
can the mta bring back those subway ads about taking your fucking backpack off on a crowded train? maybe I'm drawing false conclusions but i think the passive shaming actually helped a little.
October 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
becoming radicalized against modern technology not because of ai or social media but battery powered leaf blowers
October 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
had the sort of saturday night out where i will be stopping at taco bell on the way home ever though i'm not hungry
October 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
not me experiencing ASMR for the first time in years from the crazy guy on the train muttering gibberish and clicking his tongue
October 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
five foot nothing guy with a deloitte branded hiking pack and the tightest dress pants I've ever seen
October 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM