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Ich werde immer IMMER Probleme mit Vorlesen von Zahlen haben. Das deutsche Umdrehen der Dezimal- und Einerstelle ist so eine absolute Plage, dass egal wie und wann, Englisch, Deutsch, ich es IMMER falsch mache.
February 5, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Ich werde immer IMMER Probleme mit Vorlesen von Zahlen haben. Das deutsche Umdrehen der Dezimal- und Einerstelle ist so eine absolute Plage, dass egal wie und wann, Englisch, Deutsch, ich es IMMER falsch mache.
Me @ Colleague: "Huston, we have a problem."
Later that colleague at me: "Apollo, here's Huston. Problem solved, but we need a small correction."
Me: "Corrections are made. Apollo over."
C: "I don't see a change"
Me: "Oh, I'm dumb, changed the wrong thing. Why did you pray to Apollo not Athena?"
Later that colleague at me: "Apollo, here's Huston. Problem solved, but we need a small correction."
Me: "Corrections are made. Apollo over."
C: "I don't see a change"
Me: "Oh, I'm dumb, changed the wrong thing. Why did you pray to Apollo not Athena?"
February 2, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Me @ Colleague: "Huston, we have a problem."
Later that colleague at me: "Apollo, here's Huston. Problem solved, but we need a small correction."
Me: "Corrections are made. Apollo over."
C: "I don't see a change"
Me: "Oh, I'm dumb, changed the wrong thing. Why did you pray to Apollo not Athena?"
Later that colleague at me: "Apollo, here's Huston. Problem solved, but we need a small correction."
Me: "Corrections are made. Apollo over."
C: "I don't see a change"
Me: "Oh, I'm dumb, changed the wrong thing. Why did you pray to Apollo not Athena?"
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Thank you to my patrons for voting for Irid and Iris to meet for literal years, you finally got your wish! ✨
January 30, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Thank you to my patrons for voting for Irid and Iris to meet for literal years, you finally got your wish! ✨
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January 30, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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I really need to get my namesake's ewer of water from the River Styx, with which I can put to sleep all who perjure themselves.
The amount of empty promises I hear is abysmal
The amount of empty promises I hear is abysmal
July 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I really need to get my namesake's ewer of water from the River Styx, with which I can put to sleep all who perjure themselves.
The amount of empty promises I hear is abysmal
The amount of empty promises I hear is abysmal
Call me cursed Cassandra because I called it
January 26, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Call me cursed Cassandra because I called it
Ao3 might be down but the email about getting Kudos is still going strong
January 21, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Ao3 might be down but the email about getting Kudos is still going strong
Zufallswiedergabe von Musik bringt immer wieder Spaß:
Eben endet ein Lied mit "In dem Ei bewegte sich etwas und tickte immer wieder gegen die Schale" und dann beginnnt "Glowing" von The Oh Hellos mit dem Pseudo-Morsecode an.
Eben endet ein Lied mit "In dem Ei bewegte sich etwas und tickte immer wieder gegen die Schale" und dann beginnnt "Glowing" von The Oh Hellos mit dem Pseudo-Morsecode an.
January 20, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Zufallswiedergabe von Musik bringt immer wieder Spaß:
Eben endet ein Lied mit "In dem Ei bewegte sich etwas und tickte immer wieder gegen die Schale" und dann beginnnt "Glowing" von The Oh Hellos mit dem Pseudo-Morsecode an.
Eben endet ein Lied mit "In dem Ei bewegte sich etwas und tickte immer wieder gegen die Schale" und dann beginnnt "Glowing" von The Oh Hellos mit dem Pseudo-Morsecode an.
Being close friends with me is probably the closest thing to being cursed by the attention of a fey trickster spirit
January 17, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Being close friends with me is probably the closest thing to being cursed by the attention of a fey trickster spirit
»Holy batman’s tits on a stick! What happened?!«
January 14, 2026 at 10:41 PM
»Holy batman’s tits on a stick! What happened?!«
I basically *just* ended writing Ghost of A Bird and I already want to write those idiots fall in love again.
January 9, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I basically *just* ended writing Ghost of A Bird and I already want to write those idiots fall in love again.
I don't think I've had any coffee the last week, but I've had some this morning and it's hitting hard
January 7, 2026 at 9:46 AM
I don't think I've had any coffee the last week, but I've had some this morning and it's hitting hard
Doing this years Cybersecurity Training and having to laugh every time I think of the time the team got an email inviting us to work together on something, and many of us thought it's phishing and reported it only for weeks later, during a meeting it turned out to be real
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Doing this years Cybersecurity Training and having to laugh every time I think of the time the team got an email inviting us to work together on something, and many of us thought it's phishing and reported it only for weeks later, during a meeting it turned out to be real
You people don't know the length I go through for Ghost of A Bird
December 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
You people don't know the length I go through for Ghost of A Bird
Come on, this has to be the last chapter.
Now for real.
Now for real.
December 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Come on, this has to be the last chapter.
Now for real.
Now for real.
December 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"You're so quiet"
Yes, because I am actively disassociating because I'm overstimulated.
Yes, because I am actively disassociating because I'm overstimulated.
December 20, 2025 at 12:34 PM
"You're so quiet"
Yes, because I am actively disassociating because I'm overstimulated.
Yes, because I am actively disassociating because I'm overstimulated.
Gotta say, questionable move from the project leader to randomly start beef with the developer (me), by favoring the mock up designer
December 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Gotta say, questionable move from the project leader to randomly start beef with the developer (me), by favoring the mock up designer
Last dnd session was interesting
December 7, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Last dnd session was interesting
How much of a gremlin do you want to be
Me: Yes
Me: Yes
December 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
How much of a gremlin do you want to be
Me: Yes
Me: Yes
The rage I am feeling having to work with PowerBi; it's especially bad today
December 3, 2025 at 9:51 AM
The rage I am feeling having to work with PowerBi; it's especially bad today
Having a itchy breast while being in a in person meeting is a new type of hell
October 28, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Having a itchy breast while being in a in person meeting is a new type of hell