Zach Zimmerman
@zzdoublezz.bsky.social
stream my first comedy special “Surprise Me” on YouTube!
guy at CVS opened the multivitamin cabinet for me and I accidentally grabbed the 50+ vitamins. “Oh these are for an older gentleman,” I said. He comes back, “Well, you do look a little tired.” Have a great day everyone! Read for filth at CVS! Time of death: 10:11am
September 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
guy at CVS opened the multivitamin cabinet for me and I accidentally grabbed the 50+ vitamins. “Oh these are for an older gentleman,” I said. He comes back, “Well, you do look a little tired.” Have a great day everyone! Read for filth at CVS! Time of death: 10:11am
Why I Am Never Leaving New York (I am chained to a radiator in the basement of the Times Square M&Ms store)
September 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Why I Am Never Leaving New York (I am chained to a radiator in the basement of the Times Square M&Ms store)
In these times of complete certainty, clarity, and altogether BOREDOM at the state of things, it’s so important to enter a space where you don’t know what it is going to happen: my mind! See you on tour in these 12 cities this fall!
August 18, 2025 at 11:43 AM
In these times of complete certainty, clarity, and altogether BOREDOM at the state of things, it’s so important to enter a space where you don’t know what it is going to happen: my mind! See you on tour in these 12 cities this fall!
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New episode lands this weekend on @meidastouch.com with abductee aka “guest” @zzdoublezz.bsky.social
June 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
New episode lands this weekend on @meidastouch.com with abductee aka “guest” @zzdoublezz.bsky.social
vintage Cuomo hate
June 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
vintage Cuomo hate
I’ve been at the corner of happy and healthy for an hour - where are you guys?
June 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I’ve been at the corner of happy and healthy for an hour - where are you guys?
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TONIGHT AT 8: Iranian-American author of “Martyr!” Kaveh Akbar on the toll of war between Israel and Iran, Michigan Senate candidate @abdulelsayed.bsky.social on threats to American democracy, and comedian
@zzdoublezz.bsky.social on Trump's ongoing assault on diversity.
@zzdoublezz.bsky.social on Trump's ongoing assault on diversity.
June 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
TONIGHT AT 8: Iranian-American author of “Martyr!” Kaveh Akbar on the toll of war between Israel and Iran, Michigan Senate candidate @abdulelsayed.bsky.social on threats to American democracy, and comedian
@zzdoublezz.bsky.social on Trump's ongoing assault on diversity.
@zzdoublezz.bsky.social on Trump's ongoing assault on diversity.
Lotta POSTCARDS from Cuomo, lotta PEOPLE for Zohran and Linder - can you buy an election??? tbd
June 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Lotta POSTCARDS from Cuomo, lotta PEOPLE for Zohran and Linder - can you buy an election??? tbd
speaking out about something I love (to hate) - from my special Surprise Me now on YouTube
June 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
speaking out about something I love (to hate) - from my special Surprise Me now on YouTube
happy nyc early mayor voting! nyc has a sample ranked choice ballot online — and it’s very cute on first glance, until you realize Cat is calling for the EXILE AND/OR GENOCIDE of his opponent’s species
June 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
happy nyc early mayor voting! nyc has a sample ranked choice ballot online — and it’s very cute on first glance, until you realize Cat is calling for the EXILE AND/OR GENOCIDE of his opponent’s species
what does a journalist say before they orgasm? im about TK
May 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
what does a journalist say before they orgasm? im about TK
my type (not picky!!)
May 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
my type (not picky!!)
I love to go on the news
May 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I love to go on the news
wow thanks vulture! stream my new special this weekend!
May 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
wow thanks vulture! stream my new special this weekend!
my first comedy special is now live! stream it on YouTube tonight!
April 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
my first comedy special is now live! stream it on YouTube tonight!
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a clip from my new comedy special “Surprise Me” premiering in 13 days
April 9, 2025 at 12:28 PM
a clip from my new comedy special “Surprise Me” premiering in 13 days
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Gay comic goes viral after revealing his date canceled upon seeing the outfit he planned to wear www.queerty.com/gay-comic-go... @zzdoublezz.bsky.social
Gay comic goes viral after revealing his date canceled upon seeing the outfit he planned to wear - Queerty
“u look like ur mom dressed u.” “u look like ur mom dressed u.”
www.queerty.com
March 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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The moral of Mickey 17 is that there’s a big difference between 17 and 18
March 14, 2025 at 11:48 AM
The moral of Mickey 17 is that there’s a big difference between 17 and 18
why can’t there be a blood moon matinee
March 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
why can’t there be a blood moon matinee
Did you know the average human spends 14% of their life watching prestige TV title sequences?
March 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Did you know the average human spends 14% of their life watching prestige TV title sequences?
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why I didn’t cancel my show at the Kennedy Center
February 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
why I didn’t cancel my show at the Kennedy Center