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I am disabled. I make art.
Wishlist Art for Kids, I will personally hand these out for Christmas in town here https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/28EHFSMFQHTUM?ref_=wl_share
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Hey I started this in hopes that I can get some traction on getting a home that is not trying to kill me. I cannot get a loan of any amount that would help, no mortgages, no HUD, no rental assistance (Doesn't look likely in the future) I basically own the piece of land I am on so. gofund.me/1a0582d2
Donate to We need a safe home., organized by Bryan Lawless
The overgrown house is where I live now. I have lived here for 20+ years and have been on the extre… Bryan Lawless needs your support for We need a safe home.
gofund.me
I was helping transfer a herd of camels from a breeder into an enclosure at a zoo. The breeder knew the guy I was with and he dragged me along because I work 'hard and cheap' as he put it.
My back got ripped open when one of the teenage ones smooshed me up a wall. The attending vet saw me hold on
December 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
One other thing a Real ID approach to internet usage that may sound conspiracy theory adjacent is that if they know for a fact who you are every where on the internet they then have Kompromat on you.
They expect everyone to be as guilty as they are.
December 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Fun local fact.
Man got curious about the 'wooden' statue on the tree stump in front of his house as it had started to lean. Turns out it is a 4ft long piece of carved granite. No one knows how the previous owner could of gotten it there without someone nearby seeing it.
December 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I can socialize, go out to dinner, walk through the grocery and so on with an open wound and no one will so much as look at me.
I go to the tiny gas station here with red paint on my hand and 25 people act like I am dying.
December 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I know where a "cursed" object is buried. It's an old cannonball that has been in six hour fires. I worked out what had happened though.
In every house it had been the largest piece of metal in that part of the house. No lightning rods. 4 of the houses it had sat in a window.
December 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Ben just caught his first fury trespasser. While it was not on my to-do list I one hand caught a flying vole when he threw it at me. Without getting nipped by it even and got his squeaker outside.
December 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Make sure you got fresh batteries for your toys in the drawer and under the tree for Christmas because the stores will be closed.
December 17, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I miss the old lady who used to sit in the lobby every morning and eat her single biscuit with jelly then spend 2 next hours drinking coffee. She was a vicious gossip with bad volume control.
Our manager got the sharp side of her tongue the day we didn't have biscuits.
December 17, 2025 at 5:43 AM
If I get sent to Guantanamo for being a smart ass about trump I want you guys to know I will be laughing at least all the way there. Maybe a bit between.
December 17, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I am sorry Mick Foley. I greatly misjudged you sir. You are indeed Mankind. Socko it to em
a wrestler wearing white gloves and a mask with a w logo on his wrist .
ALT: a wrestler wearing white gloves and a mask with a w logo on his wrist .
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I watched a drunk man get progressively drunker drinking pina coladas. The last 2 he ordered he slurred and said pina collider.
Shortly after knocking out the last he passed out and fell sideways into a shitty Tiki bar thing.
No one laughed when I said "I guess that's a Pina Collision"
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while sitting in front of a window .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face while sitting in front of a window .
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Men are like Aerosol cheese.
Tweak their little stem and a disappointing sauce comes out. Yet people still do it.
December 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Witches Sabbath acrylic canvas board 16x20. #absract #witch #wip
December 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Twisted twilight trees. 16x20 acrylic on stretched canvas. #abstract #art #starvingartist ps there is a bigfoot hidden in there. (Not shown)
December 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Susie Wiles: “I was tricked by the fake news. Not once in the eleven interviews I sat down for did I see the recording devices.”
December 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Everyone was crazy for a big mac attack but no one ever asked why you need a triple heart bypass after
December 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I cannot say on the internet what I asked Santa for this year but I can give you a hint in the form of his reply.
"Well that is not a very nice thing to ask for, but since I have gotten so many requests for it this year I will see what I can do."
December 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
An ultra small private airport has recently reopened after the old racist PoS who owned it died years ago. They had to update to modern standards to get a new license.
The sheer amount of bush planes and light aircraft coming through here now is concerning. There does not seem to be car traffic
December 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I won a free pass to the museum for a year in a writing contest at school. Me and the whole family. I got exactly 5 minutes of use before my older brother announced it was boring then mom and dad ushering us out to go where he wanted to go. He wanted to go look at shoes. That we could not afford.
December 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The girl who works at the tobacco store is someone I went to school with. She doesn't remember me. The other day she asked why I speak to her like I know her. I told her she dated my brother. She said that doesn't help. I asked her if she was __ and laid out her full name. She flinched
December 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Who is gunna make the next body snatchers movie where the alien invaders use Tinder and other dating apps to gain access to human orifices?
I think Daniel Craig and Pedro Pascal should costar.
December 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Due to constant drama and huge doses of other people's family lives I stepped back from bondage and the kink community in general. That said, I have so many "chip" clips now and plenty of good rope for when I do tree work. Probably enough candles to carry me until doomsday also
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM