Martin
0fficemonkey.bsky.social
Martin
@0fficemonkey.bsky.social
BLM. Mental Health First Aider. Facilitator@talkaboutitmate. He/Him. Fuck The Tories.
Queeeeeeen
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Lidl bakery 🤤
July 18, 2025 at 8:53 AM
A lot of people don’t like this storyline but I think it’s brilliant 😂
July 10, 2025 at 11:13 AM
You can save a lot of them!
July 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I sleep to The West Wing now, such a comfort show and the greatest of all time.

Series 7 is excellent too
July 9, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Not too bad thanks! Got a new job which is mostly hybrid which I’m very excited about, how are you doing?
July 2, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Well hello there!
July 2, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Actual hero
June 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The athletic reporting the second bid and putting it in dollars too despite no transfer they’ve ever tweeted being in dollars amused me
June 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I am so so sorry for your loss, I’ll give my 4 an extra cuddle and kiss on their little heads tonight, love to you ❤️
June 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Saw one the other day £3000 bag and someone offered £800 😂
June 16, 2025 at 11:16 AM
What in the actual fuck is wrong with people? Is this because you pointed out the Hawksmoor thing? Wild
June 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Been a United fan all his life, enjoying these delicious Newcastle tears though
June 3, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I’m not mentally prepared to lose him
May 30, 2025 at 10:29 AM
WHAT
May 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
And Rafael
May 27, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Take the Anderson disrespect out of your mouth
May 27, 2025 at 8:58 AM
We’re going to win the league
May 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Free fruit is.not.a.perk
May 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM