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Me when someone mentions Terraria
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September 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Looks like I haven't, so here's the original drawing from last year
An older drawing of the same character, with a few details different, including the fact that she's carrying a sword in its sheath now, as well as some slight differences in how her dress is drawn (Changes I made in the later drawing to more accurately reflect the design of the player character in Bullet Hell Monday)
August 27, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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Did I share that drawing of the player character from Bullet Hell Monday as an anime girl on here? I can't remember, but either way, here's another one, with an additional shitpost. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxcA...
Me holding up my drawing of the aforementioned player character. She is standing in front of the viewer, her head leaning to her right, her right arm outstretched as if giving a signal, or possibly throwing something. Her facial expression is focused and somewhat tense. This whole drawing is a reference to Eminem doing a similar pose for a photo, which has since been turned into the "Woe Plague be upon ye" meme, which interpreted his hand signal as throwing a rat at the viewer. The same photo of my drawing, but with the contrast and brightness greatly increased, with a circular portion of the image having its color inverted (as that's what the bomb looks like in Bullet Hell Monday). The top caption reads "WOE," and the bottom caption reads "Bomb be upon ye," as a reference to the meme I briefly mentioned earlier.
August 27, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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A photo of Vice president JD Vance, with a facial expression of blissful ignorance, captioned "Me when my boss sends three bombs out of nowhere," as a reference to the recent illegal bombings of Iran without any notice.
June 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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My plan for the collapse of civilization is probably to annoy the fuck out of Trump with this
A photo of Vice president JD Vance, with a facual expression of blissful ignorance, captioned "Me when my boss sends three bombs out of nowhere," as a reference to the recent illegal bombings of Iran without any notice.
June 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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A photo of Vice president JD Vance, with a facual expression of blissful ignorance, captioned "Me when my boss sends three bombs out of nowhere," as a reference to the recent illegal bombings of Iran without any notice.
June 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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A photo of Vice president JD Vance, with a facual expression of blissful ignorance, captioned "Me when my boss sends three bombs out of nowhere," as a reference to the recent illegal bombings of Iran without any notice.
June 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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A photo of Vice president JD Vance, with a facual expression of blissful ignorance, captioned "Me when my boss sends three bombs out of nowhere," as a reference to the recent illegal bombings of Iran without any notice.
June 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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I uploaded this image of Vice President JD Vance on an Imgflip meme generator and filled out the form Name: JD Vance has a funny face Alternate name: Bald JD Vance Description: There's news of a Norwegian tourist being denied entry into the US, a country who famously champions the right to free speech, for having this image on their phone
June 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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A photo of US Vice president JD Vance looking into the camera, with a facial expression of blissful ignorance. I've captioned it "Me when my boss sends three bombs out of nowhere," as a reference to President Trump's recent bombings of Iran without anyone else knowing
June 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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I myself just deactivated it. I was afraid for a while that one of my shitposts became lost media, but nope! It was on my phone the whole time!
A poster for the HBO Max Adult Comedy show The Prince, featuring caricatures of the British Royal Family. I edited this poster in many silly ways, including 1. Changing the title from "The Prince" to "The Cringe" 2. Giving the titular Prince demon horns and red eyes 3. Replacing the Prince's little brother's face with the mouth of the guy who's always pointing out the lady's drinking habits (not naming names because I don't remember them) 4. Giving the Prince's sister a blue glowing left eye, much like Sans from Undertale 5: Replaced the drinking lady's eyes with enlarged clones of her earrings 6. Vertically mirrored the face of the guy who's always pointing out the drinking lady's drinking habit, so now he has a second mouth where his eyes should be 7. Enlarged the face of the lady who's just done with everything 8. Gave the Queen glowing red eyes as if she's about to use Superman's heat vision and flipped her smile upside-down 9. Changed the tagline from "Royal AF" to "A Royal Pain in the ass"
June 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Thought I'd draw some Powerwolf/Terraria fanart
A Powerwolf-style werewolf charging into battle on a Witch’s Broom, raising the rainbow rapier Starlight into the sky as a signal to charge. Several accessories are visible, including a Worm Scarf around his neck, a Berserker’s Glove on his left hand, a set of Flesh Knuckles on his right hand, a Hero Shield on his back, and a Cross Necklace wrapped around the tip of the Witch’s Broom This warrior is also wearing Valhalla Knight’s armor, minus the Helm, as I wanted to show his face.
June 2, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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My cat Tootsie laying in my lap
May 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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If you’re wondering, this was the original community post
A YouTube Community post that consists solely of a screenshot from X, formerly known as Twitter, currently known as Hell. More specifically, it's a tweet from the cigarette company Marlboro. The tweet reads, "every cigarette you smoke takes 7 minutes off your student loan debt(sic)" The top comment reads, "It's funny because you're never paying it off."
March 31, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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So I found more "Translate to English" shenanigans on YouTube
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A Reply thread in a YouTube comment section. The original comment reads, "That means if you smoke enough cigarettes and eat enough bacon, you can travel backward in time!" The comment I'm talking about reads, "Ooh! Ooga Booga! Nimgak look good!" And for some reason it has a "Translate to English" button. The comment I was talking about, after hitting the "Translate to English" button. It reads, Ooh, And boo boo! Nimgak look good! For some reason, it translated "Ooga Booga" as "And boo boo."
March 31, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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That werewolf pic reminds me

Have you heard of Powerwolf, by chance?
A screenshot from Powerwolf's "Incense and Iron" music video, depicting an army of werewolves in a fiery battlefield. The werewolf nearest the viewer plants a black flag with Powerwolf's logo on it, in celebration of their victory. There are three other werewolves howling in the background and raising their swords, one of whom is on horseback.
February 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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A screenshot from a YouTube Poop (kinda) that I made a while back. It's an image of a Mentos ad, but instead of one man holding a stick of mentos, there's three. And for the close-up at the bottom of the screen, the text "mentos" is cut off so now it reads "Men" This is specifically a video where I took the Angry Video Game Nerd's Pepsiman review and sped it up for every instance of the word "Pepsi," and I decided to have fun with the first minute of the video and YouTube Poop it, since the word Pepsi first appears about a minute and a half into the original video.
February 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Oh shoot, I forgot to apply labels!
Uhh...

(Don't worry, it's just a screenshot showing me getting a slime staff, I applied the labels as a joke)
I may be the world's luckiest man. This is my third slime staff in one playthrough.
February 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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I can understand forgetting to label your posts, but if it's a consistent problem, BlueSky literally shows a Labels tab as soon as you upload an image, and I've seen some posts with these labels, so I'm fairly certain they know these labels exist

(I uploaded this image named Batnoam to test this)
A screenshot I took of myself playing Terraria as a character based on the Heavy Weapons Guy from Team Fortress 2, named "Fat Scout." I also had the Inventory and Loadout menu open while I was mining underground. This looks pretty early in the playthrough, as I only have 140 HP, a Lucky Horseshoe, a presumably Armored or Warding Metal Detector, with my strongest weapon being a Chain Knife There's a little notification at the bottom-left corner of the screen that reads "Looks like Batnoam is throwing a party"
February 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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A screenshot from the 2013 Disney movie Frozen, specifically near the end where Ana jumped in front of Hans as he swung his sword at Elsa with intent to kill, fully freezing in the process. The image shows Elsa grieving at the ice sculpture that was once her sister... and Spy from Team Fortress 2 standing behind the Ice sculpture, pointing and laughing, implying that instead of Elsa accidentally freezing Ana's heart, it was Spy who backstabbed Ana with the Spy-cicle, a knife that turns people into ice sculptures when Spy uses it to backstab them. A screenshot from the ending of nizakashii’s Fantasy Zone-style Shoot 'em up AlllCall, with the player character pointing a digitized revolver at the viewer. Offscreen is some text I added to the image in a bold Arial font, "DELETE THIS" (Bold Arial was the closest thing I had to Impact font) A photo I took on a walk home from work through a blizzard. A tree is being illuminated from behind by a streetlight. A screenshot from Powerwolf's "Resurrection By Erection" music video. A Werewolf wearing a Brigandine with black robes and Jesus Christ's thorn crown is sitting upon a throne, holding up a sign I'm unfamiliar with that somewhat resembles the Double-barrel weapon from Void collector (an indie first-person shooter where you fight with finger guns), while surrounded by women wearing nothing but Nun veils. Powerwolf, a band of vampire werewolves, appears to follow a religion similar to Chrustianity in many ways, but one stark difference is their belief in Resurrection By Erection, so the nuns in this religion, instead of practicing abstinence, they practice resurrection, if you know what I mean.
February 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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A funny picture I found on YouTube, with a Changeable Letter sign reading "I called my job from Jail to tell them I cant make it They freakin bailed me out and made me come to work (sic)" The cover of the PlayStation 2 game "Shadow of the Colossus," but it’s mirrored on itself so it instead reads "wooow ehthe sussossus" A comic about a D&D party of 4, with an elf, a dwarf, a human, and an orc. The first panelis an establishing shot, showing the 4 standing close together. The orc is reading a sign that says, "Minefield," and seems somewhat concerned, the human is standing cautiously, observing the situation, the dwarf is absent-mindedly sitting down with a shovel in his hand, and the elf is standing on top of the human's head with an annoyed expression, saying, "We're trapped! All thanks to stupid Rock-brain's selective hearing! Digest this: We're in a whole lot of trouble! The second panel focuses on the dwarf, considering the elfs words, "DIGest this: we're in A wHOLE lot of trouble" The third panel shows the dwarf perking up because from the Elf's words, he heard "Dig a Hole." The fourth panel shows the dwarf starting to dig a hole in the middle of the minefield, singing the song "Diggy Diggy Hole," with catastrophic results as shown in the fifth panel. The fifth panel shows that the dwarf hit a mine while he was digging, blowing up the whole party. The dwarf is gleefully smiling, the orc is unamused, the human is concerned, and the elf has a silly, exaggerated expression of doom. An image of Sonic the Hedgehog if he was no longer anthropomorphic. In other words, Quadruped Sonic.
February 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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An image of the Lunatic Cultist from Terraria, with an expression indicating he may be near a breaking point. Offscreen is another cultist telling him the Terrarian (the player character) just killed their God (Moon Lord, Brother of Cthulhu, the final boss of Terraria) with a Lawnmower. Yes, this is actually something you can do in Terraria, but I wouldn't recommend it. The Lawnmower does barely any damage, the fight takes forever, and all the while Moon Lord has the ability to heal himself. This healing ability, while normally insignificant, will result in a huge loss of progress if you’re fighting him with a Lawnmower. You pretty much need some form of cheese strat to prevent Moon Lord from out-healing the Lawnmower's damage, and even then it takes a while. The Lawnmower deals so little damage that Moon Lord's Defense stat reduces it to 1, maybe 2 on a Critical hit, but I'm not even sure if the Lawnmower can crit, 6 hits per second at most, and it has such short range that it's difficult to even reach Moon Lord's weak points. Moon Lord himself has 145,000 HP, and he can latch his tongue onto you, creating Moon Leech clots that heal him by 1000 HP, and the only way to stop this healing is to either destroy the clots before they can heal him (they have 400 HP, so that's not an option with the Lawnmower), spend a large amount of in-game money to heal with the Nurse, restoring you to full HP and removing the debuff, or prevent the tongue from reaching you in the first place. And don't forget Moon Lord has 145,000 HP in Classic mode, the lowest difficulty level. If you choose to fight him on higher difficulty levels, he'll have even more HP (217,500 in Expert mode, 277,312 in Master mode, and 369,750 in Legendary mode). A cute picture of Miles "Tails" Prower from the Sonic the Hedgehog games offering you a hug Once again, icons indicate this is my lock screen. A meme I found on Discord, with Moon Lord, the final boss of Terraria showing up behind multiple city buildings, captioned "Wtf dawg I hate livin in jacksonville (sic)" Icons once again indicate this is a lock screen A screenshot from Powerwolf's "Incense and Iron" music video, depicting a Werewolf planting a flag with Powerwolf's logo on it in the middle of a fiery battlefield
February 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Got a new wallpaper (more in replies)
And here's the Bible Gun as my wallpaper. A meme I found in Hell that is, ironically, a picture of the Bible shaped like a gun, captioned "The most Powerful weapon In the world is the WORD of GOD (sic)" in the Times New Roman font, but the "WORD of GOD" part is obscured by "BIBLE GUN" in the Impact font A panel from the Catwoman vs. Snowflame comic, where Snowflame, the Cocaine-powered Supervillain, powers up in a rainbow explosion, shouting "...You're about to feel the heat of Snowflame!" There are also certain icons, including one for the Emergency Call function and another for the camera, indicating that this is my Lock screen. A small panel from the Batman/Fazeclan collab comic. A close-up of Mr. Freeze saying, "Did Batman really think a Gamer could stop me?" with a shit-eating grin Once again, there are icons indicating this is my Lock screen.
February 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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@redigit.bsky.social I don't know if it's too late for Terraria 1.4.5 suggestions, but I have a few, pictured below.

In summary
1. Have For the Worthy guarantee a large enough Golem arena for a proper fight
2. A Boss rush balanced for endgame gear
@redigit I don't know if it's too late for Terraria 1.4.5 suggestions, but as a long-time Terraria player, I have a few. 1. Do you think you could have some code that makes sure the Jungle Temple's Golem arena is large enough for a proper fight, at least in For the Worthy worlds? After two Legendary mode playthroughs, I'm a bit tired of having to lure him out of the temple and into the Plantera arena. 2. The Zenith feels a little underwhelming to me, as there aren't really any more challenges to overcome after defeating Moon Lord... so why not put in a Boss rush designed with endgame gear in mind?
February 3, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Same here
December 24, 2024 at 10:53 PM