Pickle Cat
@0xpicklecati.bsky.social
A cat who took the red pill and respawned as a chaotic green pickle 🥒 | Degen trader since 2013 (from Reddit) | Trades 👉 https://t.me/picklecati
A man prayed for God to save him from a flood.
A boat came. He said, “No, God will save me.”
A helicopter came. He said, “No, God will save me.”
He drowned.
In heaven, he asked God, “Why didn’t you save me?”
God said, “I sent you a boat. I sent you a helicopter…
WHAT ELSE DID YOU WANT?”
A boat came. He said, “No, God will save me.”
A helicopter came. He said, “No, God will save me.”
He drowned.
In heaven, he asked God, “Why didn’t you save me?”
God said, “I sent you a boat. I sent you a helicopter…
WHAT ELSE DID YOU WANT?”
January 31, 2026 at 9:55 PM
A man prayed for God to save him from a flood.
A boat came. He said, “No, God will save me.”
A helicopter came. He said, “No, God will save me.”
He drowned.
In heaven, he asked God, “Why didn’t you save me?”
God said, “I sent you a boat. I sent you a helicopter…
WHAT ELSE DID YOU WANT?”
A boat came. He said, “No, God will save me.”
A helicopter came. He said, “No, God will save me.”
He drowned.
In heaven, he asked God, “Why didn’t you save me?”
God said, “I sent you a boat. I sent you a helicopter…
WHAT ELSE DID YOU WANT?”
everything dev rug? everything's a memecoin today? what a time to be alive man 🤭
January 31, 2026 at 9:54 PM
everything dev rug? everything's a memecoin today? what a time to be alive man 🤭
a chaotic green cat has spawned on bluesky
January 31, 2026 at 9:41 PM
a chaotic green cat has spawned on bluesky