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WASH. YOUR. ASS.

She/they/it
December 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Friend of mine I previously wrote off as cis apparently has taken more than a bit of an interest in puppygirls and is now getting interested in mechsplo. "He" even said that the mockingbird pilot class in Girl Frame is "literally me".
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I sure pegged this nog
December 1, 2025 at 5:47 AM
You're telling me that this Dead Man is Woke????
November 29, 2025 at 4:42 AM
biggest offender since...
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Lay off my ugly chud son : (
November 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
By seeing this, you'll have an awesome December!
November 19, 2025 at 7:15 AM
We're going back in time to get woke back on the menu.
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Yummy interaction slop
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
After slandering Expedition 33 as not even the best JRPG-inspired game to come out this year I'm now a couple hours into it, and I'm liking it so far. I know I haven't sunk my teeth into it yet, but the gommage cutscene has left a really good impression in me.
November 5, 2025 at 6:36 AM
November 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Honestly kinda lesbophobic that Look Outside has never spawned Hellen in any of my playthroughs.
November 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
That's right
October 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Because this is the biggest news channel in America.
October 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The Morris
October 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I'm counting down the days until I can make peggnog again. I don't even like it much I just know it holds a power that I try to harness once a year.
October 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
"I'm more than just Earthbound, I'm a Mother 2"

-Ness, 199X
October 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Halo 2's Arbiter levels play so good when you ain't got a bitch in your ear telling you it's nasty. BTW "this armour suits you" is sangheili for "nice ass".
October 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Think I'll need to finish it to have a solid opinion of it, but so far a lot of it gameplay-wise feels like it's trying to smoothen, and refine what Post Void did, but honestly the roughness, and perplexity of playing Post Void is what makes it such a stand out shooter to me.
October 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
NGL Main reason I haven't picked up Mullet Madjack until now is because I was really disappointed when I realized the protag wasn't a butch lesbian.
October 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
"Alright here's what gonna happen. You're going to choose a Bulbasaur as your starter. They're strong against the first three gyms. Next your gonna want to catch a second Pokémon I'd recommend a Pidgey they're good against the fourth gym, but any Pokémon will do."
October 7, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Been finally getting into Hallow Knight despite having it on my switch for years, and I love Bretta.
October 7, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Honestly if you don't want to read all of Chainsaw Man until it's finished part 1 is a complete enough that you can just read all of that, and stop there for now. If you want something fully self-contained Fujimoto's oneshot Goodbye Eri is both amazing, and I would consider him at his most distilled
October 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Will say I haven't really bounced back from getting laid off, and needing to get two tooth extractions because I have too many permanent baby teeth, but hey I think I three stooges syndrome my way into comfy mental health after losing myself for a few months.
September 27, 2025 at 6:16 AM
We love our rowdy fuckboy for his is a soul not bound by gravity, but by sheer contempt
May 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM