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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · Jun 28

Why wake up to the sounds of birds in the summer when you could be woken up by the rhythmic sounds of JUICY THEY/THEM PUSSY ASMR™?

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 16h

"You know, we as gay people, we get to choose our family"

A photo of 5 main protagonists from the game series "Resident Evil", from Left to Right: Leon S. Kennedy, Rebecca Chambers, Jill Valentine, Chris Redfield, & Claire Redfield.

Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 16h

So if my hypothesis and calculations are correct and to be believed, I think we can deduce that today is, in fact, #thongthursday

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 16h

Called one of my RPhs to do a consultation, and asked how her day was going, she said "I'm hanging in there, how are you?", to which I responded "I was hanging in there earlier today, but that's because I was at a bouldering gym."

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Undiesgeek85 @undiesgeek85.bsky.social · 18h

That thong Thursday feeling

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 1d

That pumpkin pie looks so sweet!

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Undiesgeek85 @undiesgeek85.bsky.social · 8d

Spreading that October cheer 🤭

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 1d

We need more gamers like that Furry who won a fighting game competition at EVO while in his fursuit and was clearly having people mad as hell!

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 1d

I'm thinking of how GAMERS™ review bombed AC: Liberation because it starred a black woman fighting back against slave owners during the 1800s, and that was before the whole "WOKE IS BAD" movement took off, that was just how gamers always were, now the hood's been ripped off.

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Brady AD @y55m4nad.bsky.social · 1d

Good morning! And wouldn’t you know it… it’s Wednesday my dudes!

#wagonwednesday #humpday #irlnsfw #thiccboi #hairyass

Brady butt suffocating in grey boxer briefs

Brady’s big hairy ass fully exposed, sanding up straight

Brady’s big hairy ass fully exposed, bent over, balls visible

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 1d

Exactly, but those were all the OLDER religious zealots, we can't do anything close to today's religious zealots for fear of invoking their wrath.

Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 1d

Translation: "We know gamers are racist as fuck, and because it's 'en vogue' to be openly racist in the USA, we won't put out a game denouncing racism at what would be a GREAT time to do so, because we don't want to lose revenue from the racists!"

Stephen Totilo @stephentotilo.bsky.social · 1d

SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan

Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke

www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...

Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year

Company leadership deemed the project too controversial for the moment, sources tell Game File

www.gamefile.news

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 1d

It's so fucking hypocritical, because aren't all the AC games about fighting authority and bigotry from underground? Suddenly because it's a POC against racist white people, who are "in power" that it's a bad thing to call it out?

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 1d

a woman is being interviewed by a man on a red carpet and the woman is saying well yes .

ALT: a woman is being interviewed by a man on a red carpet and the woman is saying well yes .

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 1d

And a fun bonus for anyone who wants to play "Footsies"

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 1d

Any excuse to post ass I am always down for.

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 1d

It's a layover holiday, with enough time to observe "Thong Thursday"!🤣

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 1d

It's time to get into the #humpday spirit y'all!

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 1d

Best day of the week!

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Connoralsodraws @connoralsodraws.bsky.social · 1d

It is hump day

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 2d

And on top of that, these MFs got Iphone 16 pros, widely placed in the Top 5 Smartphone cameras, and all their photos and/or short videos are blurry and/or lacking detail? It seems suspicious. 🤣

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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 2d

Is it shady to say that I don't trust gays on IG with amazing bodies if they ONLY post photos or super short videos at specific angles? Like, those can easily be photoshopped or filtered. 🤣