Lara Croft's Triangle Titties
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Bry 007, 32, Afro-Hispanic, Denver CO. Your friendly Black/Mexican genderfluid slut who loves underwear, gaming, fitness, cocktails, horror movies, cunty dips, blatant nudity, and big dildos. $5 OF at the link in bio.
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Ahem...FIRMLY GRASP IT!!!
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Ahem...FIRMLY GRASP IT!!!
You enter a dance contest, pick your moves
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
You enter a dance contest, pick your moves
You know how that old saying goes: "When Life gives you the finger, use that finger to massage your prostate!"
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
You know how that old saying goes: "When Life gives you the finger, use that finger to massage your prostate!"
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I’m your friend till the end. Wanna play?
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I’m your friend till the end. Wanna play?
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Since its thong Thursday but I keep thinking it’s Friday? So I’ve incorporated some fat ass femboy Friday elements in the mix
November 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Since its thong Thursday but I keep thinking it’s Friday? So I’ve incorporated some fat ass femboy Friday elements in the mix
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Dressed in my humpday finest 🖤💖🖤
November 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Dressed in my humpday finest 🖤💖🖤
Okay, update after one night, also featuring my favorite pillow from Trixie Mattel. It says "The Whole Hallway Smells Like Cum!"
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Okay, update after one night, also featuring my favorite pillow from Trixie Mattel. It says "The Whole Hallway Smells Like Cum!"
Still has to fluff up a bit since it's made of foam, but I already love it.
November 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Still has to fluff up a bit since it's made of foam, but I already love it.
I wasn't expecting Cynthia Erivo to do a pared back performance of "No Good Deed" accompanied by a string duet and Misty Copeland doing ballet with her, but I'm not mad at it, they both ate!
November 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I wasn't expecting Cynthia Erivo to do a pared back performance of "No Good Deed" accompanied by a string duet and Misty Copeland doing ballet with her, but I'm not mad at it, they both ate!
My new sofa's arriving today, finally glad to not be lounging on a futon with no support to it.
November 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
My new sofa's arriving today, finally glad to not be lounging on a futon with no support to it.
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Think I’m due a haircut and a wax to maximise my gay powers
November 17, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Think I’m due a haircut and a wax to maximise my gay powers
Just a brown cow looking for their steer.
November 18, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Just a brown cow looking for their steer.
Who is your favorite fighting game character?
November 18, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Who is your favorite fighting game character?
Clinton ALLEGEDLY getting top from Trump doesn't shock me, he always seemed like he swung every way, and of all the things that ALLEGEDLY went down on Epstein Island, some same-sex seems like a low priority on the "This would be bad if it were leaked" list.
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Clinton ALLEGEDLY getting top from Trump doesn't shock me, he always seemed like he swung every way, and of all the things that ALLEGEDLY went down on Epstein Island, some same-sex seems like a low priority on the "This would be bad if it were leaked" list.
So I bit the bullet and finally bought one of those "Boneless Couches" I keep seeing since one I was eyeing for a while went on sale. I'm still a tad skeptical of them all as a concept, but in any case, I'm sure they'll beat the $100 futon I've been using for the past year and a half.
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
So I bit the bullet and finally bought one of those "Boneless Couches" I keep seeing since one I was eyeing for a while went on sale. I'm still a tad skeptical of them all as a concept, but in any case, I'm sure they'll beat the $100 futon I've been using for the past year and a half.
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I've been taking a lot of pics like this lately huh #TummyTuesday
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I've been taking a lot of pics like this lately huh #TummyTuesday
Y'all, I started training my elements again after not voguing for a couple months, and I forgot just how hard duckwalking is on your knees. I can hear pops and cracks each time I kick. 🤣
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Y'all, I started training my elements again after not voguing for a couple months, and I forgot just how hard duckwalking is on your knees. I can hear pops and cracks each time I kick. 🤣
May I interest anyone in some PWP? (Post-Workout Pussy)
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
May I interest anyone in some PWP? (Post-Workout Pussy)
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The Supreme Court’s refusal to hear this case says it all.
They keep trying to take us backward, but we’re not going. Love always wins.
They keep trying to take us backward, but we’re not going. Love always wins.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
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November 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The Supreme Court’s refusal to hear this case says it all.
They keep trying to take us backward, but we’re not going. Love always wins.
They keep trying to take us backward, but we’re not going. Love always wins.
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Too cold to wear a jock out IRL today, but I still managed to take a pic in one 😅
November 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Too cold to wear a jock out IRL today, but I still managed to take a pic in one 😅