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Jeffrey Phillips
@11thjeff.bsky.social
San Francisco stuff, tech, politics, stock markets, economics, science, fiction

ran for Congress to try to prevent this future one time...
no direct message for now please; @ me first
Just making breakfast for my favorite person 🥰 looking good, feeling good
February 15, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Dropped ten pounds so the next mean corporate girl will love me enough
#thinspo
January 29, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Hell yeah. We'll see what the Senate has to say about This!
January 5, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Hope some of you read these Buy calls last month. Dip last week was a shock but the swing back to the initial top blow-off seems to be complete.

People are saying Santa Rally. I'm not really sure what next week holds. Probably hang for the new year, thankful for where we are
December 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
What, no Red Star? No wonder they're effective...
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I also keep reading that Elon Musk took this feature down but...I can still check this today
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
As a rust coder, I'm gonna need this as an Option<Type> before I get can Some()
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Yes, but only for Real Oligarchs.
Gotta say though, in a suit he's just another fat rich guy. Maybe all our fat #Billionaires should switch to traditional Bedouin robes...
November 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Instead of my choice of honeypots, I'm stuck with the bear.

But she keeps all my secrets
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
If they really want to give Luigi a fair trial, the prosecutor has to be Waluigi
November 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Something something Lenny Kravitz? Oh below that. Whatever they put in "𝑖𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑠" is none of my business!

Feels like I give ancient Cracked articles about the right amount of attention 😁

Slack more
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Oh, lol. Missed the tiny text, saw the BIG BOLD directly below 😄
November 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Really? I think more about Bernie Sanders, who would have won.

How much does Biden pay you again?
November 17, 2025 at 10:19 AM
A reminder of what we lose when we fall back mindlessly on stupid rules and a fear of anything "violent"

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social did nothing wrong, and he is a national treasure!
November 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Gross
Just fire the guy. Astrophysics will survive if he has to find other work.
November 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
November 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Still on my OneMeal #StoptheShop thing btw. Today is a bit of a tread, frozen Kirkland shrimp tempura—
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
k
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Google Trends: "ephebophilia" exploding right now. Not joking
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
'Yeah, folks! Being against genocide is not "cool" or "hip" or "woke" or "the right thing to do" or "congruent with a moral and ethical foundation that respects the sanctity of life" or "chill" or "fleek" 😤

Hope that clears it up. What, you think you're better than me???'
November 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Do we not do jokes anymore?
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Today's action feels like a dynamic tension between market makers and our fondest regards
November 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
'Yugoslavia is not, “Just another country.” It is the frontline defense against one of our biggest national security threats, Western capitalism.

They give us intelligence. They share weapons technology.

Am I the only Soviet that remembers this thing called Stalingrad?'
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
New York's own Michelle Tandler enters the manosphere 🤭
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Ma golf currant!
November 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM