Parsley
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“ Honestly, with hand on heart it’s had one careful owner from new and only done 5000 miles it’s a beauty you won’t regret it, that’s why they call me honest John”
December 20, 2025 at 8:41 AM
“ Honestly, with hand on heart it’s had one careful owner from new and only done 5000 miles it’s a beauty you won’t regret it, that’s why they call me honest John”
I’m not responsible for shooting my neighbour because I didn’t make the gun”
December 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I’m not responsible for shooting my neighbour because I didn’t make the gun”
Vote for “None of the above”
December 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Vote for “None of the above”
I guess someone has money to burn, they’ll be no refund when they are cancelled
December 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I guess someone has money to burn, they’ll be no refund when they are cancelled
They should have given them the frozen Russian money as well as
December 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
They should have given them the frozen Russian money as well as
The United States of Trumpington has a ring to it 😊🥴
December 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The United States of Trumpington has a ring to it 😊🥴
United linked with any striker that scores a goal, any midfielder that makes a tackle and any keeper that makes a save, I think that just about covers it
December 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
United linked with any striker that scores a goal, any midfielder that makes a tackle and any keeper that makes a save, I think that just about covers it
He’d be a great signing, we could give him to Napoli
December 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
He’d be a great signing, we could give him to Napoli
Maybe we should get the Napoli manager over here, they have or want most of the team
December 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Maybe we should get the Napoli manager over here, they have or want most of the team
Not much, Putin needs to rearm and go again before the next US president gets in.
December 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Not much, Putin needs to rearm and go again before the next US president gets in.
You just have to out live the opposition
December 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
You just have to out live the opposition
Maybe it’ll be a 3 day SMO into Venezuela
December 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Maybe it’ll be a 3 day SMO into Venezuela
There can never be enough bad news when it comes to Russians
December 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
There can never be enough bad news when it comes to Russians
It’s been 2 days and nobody’s mentioned Harry Wilson as a Bruno Fernandes replacement, is the internet broken?
December 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
It’s been 2 days and nobody’s mentioned Harry Wilson as a Bruno Fernandes replacement, is the internet broken?
The trouble is that the people pulling his strings will still be around
December 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The trouble is that the people pulling his strings will still be around
People that hear voices in their head usually doesn’t turn out to be a good thing
December 14, 2025 at 8:06 AM
People that hear voices in their head usually doesn’t turn out to be a good thing
“Sure, anybody selling anything pays a 25% Trump pocket liner tax”
December 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
“Sure, anybody selling anything pays a 25% Trump pocket liner tax”
Time to order the party balloons before they’re sold out
December 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Time to order the party balloons before they’re sold out
Has he missed a trick there and not bought a healthcare insurance company? They sound like a cash cow, I bet he’s kicking himself on missing out
December 13, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Has he missed a trick there and not bought a healthcare insurance company? They sound like a cash cow, I bet he’s kicking himself on missing out
I would rather hear that after ripping off the Russians for years he accidentally fell from a balcony in Moscow’s Trump Tower
December 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I would rather hear that after ripping off the Russians for years he accidentally fell from a balcony in Moscow’s Trump Tower
I shall just watch the England games, so that’s four
December 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I shall just watch the England games, so that’s four
Each day that goes by he’s losing millions in Russian bungs for contracts
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Each day that goes by he’s losing millions in Russian bungs for contracts
Will I get a refund when it’s cancelled in three years?
December 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Will I get a refund when it’s cancelled in three years?