I immediately see how people get addicted to this, the thought of how many of those minutes were me running into walls is making me want to bite my keyboard

I have nothing against 'cozy'/'wholesome' games (beyond finding them the majority of them kinda boring and toothless)

but I am begging for the people making them to think about the premise of their game for more than 0.5 seconds

if I'd choked on the final boss with this build I genuinely think it would have haunted me for a month