Mark Connor
18-mconnor.bsky.social
Mark Connor
@18-mconnor.bsky.social
Live in Scotland UK , 50+ age group ,
Dont need : A bartender, red van men or DMs who think its Only Fans

Mmm well yeah , that's it .
The world's happiest weirdest strangest place.
Never fun losing
Understand winning
If it happens in Vegas it probably belongs in Vegas.
December 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
When with friends .
Play safe , play fair , have fun
December 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
When faced with disturbing criminals .
Catch it, kill it, cook it .
December 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
When faced with aliens . Avoid
December 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Various entity's wearing disguises with beards or bearded in disguise continue to ask me what I want need or require for something called Christmas or Xmas also a thing called hogmanay.
December 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Is the world currently concerned about increasing numbers of homelessness having finally cracked the reasons for it greatly being in existence due to ............
December 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Went fishing , didn't catch much .
Took a break and visited the greasy pole convention .
Decided to not to let go of the fishing pole.
Ho hum dah de dah dum !!!!!
December 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
And that she knows she's the chocolate girl
'Cause she's broken up and swallowed
And wrapped in bits of silver
December 9, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Alan doesn't understand her
He thinks its getting harder
So he spends the night with old friends
Underneath the covers.
And he talks about the chocolate girl
And how he thinks she melts when he touches her
December 9, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Alan doesn't understand this
He says he's only human
So he still lights up with old flames
As if to try and prove it
And he doesn't like emotion
He's not certain of their ardour
If pouting causes so much fun
Then breaking hearts is harder
December 9, 2025 at 12:23 PM
He calls her the chocolate girl
'Cause he thinks she melts when he touches her
She knows she's the chocolate girl
'Cause she's broken up and swallowed
And wrapped in bits of silver
December 9, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Songwriters: Ricky Ross
Chocolate Girl lyrics © Sony/atv Music Publishing (uk) Limited
December 9, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Raintown/Chocolate Girl
Deacon Blue ‧ 1987
Alan doesn't understand her
He only thinks in numbers
He only drinks in restaurants
Where the girls are fully covered
And he can't trust his yearnings
And he doesn't like pretending
His tempers stretched so much by work
His heart needs gentle rending
December 9, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Only the _________ ???
December 9, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Dragons and thier complaints of dungeons to handsome prince's .
"Its not because I can fly so what it is.
Never mind I'll ask the distressed damsel myself."
December 4, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Ponder for a moment ; and not based on fact.
Man builds an algorithm in his garage calls it facebook. No real complaints from the world.
Man buys a Presidency starts no wars , pushes a lot of people around upsets a large areas of his country.
No-one asks why it was for sale .... !! ??
December 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The cuteness of pictures .
December 2, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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