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she who shall be obeyed / her will be done. mother of triplets. http://ko-fi.com/bergmama
Not THAT Michelle Leslie Brown from 225th Street that played ball in the park! The OTHER Michelle Leslie Brown from 225th Street that played ball in the park!
(I swear, she got a cousin or something).
(I swear, she got a cousin or something).
December 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Not THAT Michelle Leslie Brown from 225th Street that played ball in the park! The OTHER Michelle Leslie Brown from 225th Street that played ball in the park!
(I swear, she got a cousin or something).
(I swear, she got a cousin or something).
Everyone knows the original so here are a couple of memes based on the first one that came up 😂 idk if this is my very favourite from that year, but Surrealism as a whole is my most favourite art movement.
December 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Everyone knows the original so here are a couple of memes based on the first one that came up 😂 idk if this is my very favourite from that year, but Surrealism as a whole is my most favourite art movement.
Why don’t they make beautiful things for everyone any more? This toaster *could* have been a beautiful thing made for rich people i guess, which we still have now of course, but it doesn’t seem like it would have *had* to be expensive, just based on what it’s made from.
December 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Why don’t they make beautiful things for everyone any more? This toaster *could* have been a beautiful thing made for rich people i guess, which we still have now of course, but it doesn’t seem like it would have *had* to be expensive, just based on what it’s made from.
I made this meme ages ago but I only just wrote this “i lik the bred” format poem to go with it (based on actual quokka behaviour!)
my name is quokka,
and wen I fright,
or wen a danger
is in sight,
and all my thoughts
are just to save
myself alone
i yeet the babe.
my name is quokka,
and wen I fright,
or wen a danger
is in sight,
and all my thoughts
are just to save
myself alone
i yeet the babe.
December 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I made this meme ages ago but I only just wrote this “i lik the bred” format poem to go with it (based on actual quokka behaviour!)
my name is quokka,
and wen I fright,
or wen a danger
is in sight,
and all my thoughts
are just to save
myself alone
i yeet the babe.
my name is quokka,
and wen I fright,
or wen a danger
is in sight,
and all my thoughts
are just to save
myself alone
i yeet the babe.
Yesterday when it was about 35°C here (95°F), these green pinecones I left outside got dry-roasted on the side that was exposed to the sun but stayed green on the underside.
December 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Yesterday when it was about 35°C here (95°F), these green pinecones I left outside got dry-roasted on the side that was exposed to the sun but stayed green on the underside.
In order to watch Prey with the Comanche dialogue *translated into English* (at least at the beginning, admittedly i didn’t get very far in), you have to watch the Comanche dub version with English subtitles on. Get it together, Disney+.
December 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM
In order to watch Prey with the Comanche dialogue *translated into English* (at least at the beginning, admittedly i didn’t get very far in), you have to watch the Comanche dub version with English subtitles on. Get it together, Disney+.
Connect the ADHD dots here to guess what I keep singing to myself every time I play this song
December 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Connect the ADHD dots here to guess what I keep singing to myself every time I play this song
My dad infodumping at me in the car when i was a kid: [lengthy expounding on European historical events or Australian political history]
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November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
My dad infodumping at me in the car when i was a kid: [lengthy expounding on European historical events or Australian political history]
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…
The original cover for this gazebo frame got ripped to shreds in high winds, and it definitely wasn’t because it was weakened by being left on out in the weather for months like the instructions said not to do 😣
1/3
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November 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The original cover for this gazebo frame got ripped to shreds in high winds, and it definitely wasn’t because it was weakened by being left on out in the weather for months like the instructions said not to do 😣
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Just remembered the time when Dude was about 5 or 6 & he referred to one of his stuffed toys at his dad’s house by the name he’d given it, which I heard as Chocolate Néné, & I was like wow that’s… creative? Borderline problematic? +
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Just remembered the time when Dude was about 5 or 6 & he referred to one of his stuffed toys at his dad’s house by the name he’d given it, which I heard as Chocolate Néné, & I was like wow that’s… creative? Borderline problematic? +
Pros of living in bushland: getting to see beautiful birds like this male Eastern Spinebill practically posing for his close-up in my backyard.
Cons of living in bushland: panicking whenever there’s a lot of wind on a very, very hot and sunny day (because 🔥)
Cons of living in bushland: panicking whenever there’s a lot of wind on a very, very hot and sunny day (because 🔥)
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Pros of living in bushland: getting to see beautiful birds like this male Eastern Spinebill practically posing for his close-up in my backyard.
Cons of living in bushland: panicking whenever there’s a lot of wind on a very, very hot and sunny day (because 🔥)
Cons of living in bushland: panicking whenever there’s a lot of wind on a very, very hot and sunny day (because 🔥)
Investigating the appearance of a possible threat to the neighbourhood 😠
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Investigating the appearance of a possible threat to the neighbourhood 😠
Happy 25/11/25! Only one more of these this year and it will be Christmas Day!
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Happy 25/11/25! Only one more of these this year and it will be Christmas Day!
“Baby One More Time” came on in the supermarket & I remembered finding out *earlier this year* that the lyrics go
“And now you’re out of sight, yeah”
and not ”And now you’re right off-side, yeah”
I guess I thought it was some kind of sports reference? 😂
“And now you’re out of sight, yeah”
and not ”And now you’re right off-side, yeah”
I guess I thought it was some kind of sports reference? 😂
November 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
“Baby One More Time” came on in the supermarket & I remembered finding out *earlier this year* that the lyrics go
“And now you’re out of sight, yeah”
and not ”And now you’re right off-side, yeah”
I guess I thought it was some kind of sports reference? 😂
“And now you’re out of sight, yeah”
and not ”And now you’re right off-side, yeah”
I guess I thought it was some kind of sports reference? 😂
“Commander in Chief? More like Predator ‘n’ Thief! [exhales comedically]
I don’t get no respect!”
I don’t get no respect!”
November 18, 2025 at 7:10 AM
“Commander in Chief? More like Predator ‘n’ Thief! [exhales comedically]
I don’t get no respect!”
I don’t get no respect!”
Look, I’m the first to admit I’m terrible with numbers, but even I can see the math isn’t mathing here.
November 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Look, I’m the first to admit I’m terrible with numbers, but even I can see the math isn’t mathing here.
I’m old enough to know that the newspaper is supposed to reference the way hot chips used to be wrapped when you got them from the chip shop, but I enjoy the implication that the Pringles taste a little bit like newspaper.
(Also, Pringles routinely use the wrong colour code for chips. Blue is plain)
(Also, Pringles routinely use the wrong colour code for chips. Blue is plain)
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I’m old enough to know that the newspaper is supposed to reference the way hot chips used to be wrapped when you got them from the chip shop, but I enjoy the implication that the Pringles taste a little bit like newspaper.
(Also, Pringles routinely use the wrong colour code for chips. Blue is plain)
(Also, Pringles routinely use the wrong colour code for chips. Blue is plain)
A better example of a sentence using the word “egregious” would be:
“Can you fvcking believe this egregious spelling error in AN AD FOR AN APP THAT PURPORTS TO IMPROVE YOUR VOCABULARY?!”
GenAI is a fvcking cancer upon the world.
“Can you fvcking believe this egregious spelling error in AN AD FOR AN APP THAT PURPORTS TO IMPROVE YOUR VOCABULARY?!”
GenAI is a fvcking cancer upon the world.
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
A better example of a sentence using the word “egregious” would be:
“Can you fvcking believe this egregious spelling error in AN AD FOR AN APP THAT PURPORTS TO IMPROVE YOUR VOCABULARY?!”
GenAI is a fvcking cancer upon the world.
“Can you fvcking believe this egregious spelling error in AN AD FOR AN APP THAT PURPORTS TO IMPROVE YOUR VOCABULARY?!”
GenAI is a fvcking cancer upon the world.
The council has a stand in the plaza today outside Katoomba Coles, to ask public opinion about dogs in public spaces.
While I was there, there was a gentleman whose opening line was “Anthony Fauci owes me a cat” +
While I was there, there was a gentleman whose opening line was “Anthony Fauci owes me a cat” +
November 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The council has a stand in the plaza today outside Katoomba Coles, to ask public opinion about dogs in public spaces.
While I was there, there was a gentleman whose opening line was “Anthony Fauci owes me a cat” +
While I was there, there was a gentleman whose opening line was “Anthony Fauci owes me a cat” +
Have any of y’all watched The Materialists?
I’m not very far in but so far it’s bizarrely chockers with 90s romcom reductive sexism so I’m hoping it gets better—mainly because I expect more from José Pedro Balmaceda Pascal
I’m not very far in but so far it’s bizarrely chockers with 90s romcom reductive sexism so I’m hoping it gets better—mainly because I expect more from José Pedro Balmaceda Pascal
November 11, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Have any of y’all watched The Materialists?
I’m not very far in but so far it’s bizarrely chockers with 90s romcom reductive sexism so I’m hoping it gets better—mainly because I expect more from José Pedro Balmaceda Pascal
I’m not very far in but so far it’s bizarrely chockers with 90s romcom reductive sexism so I’m hoping it gets better—mainly because I expect more from José Pedro Balmaceda Pascal
Trying to relax in the hammock but I’m not allowed to stop skritching or I get batted with an indignant paw 😂
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Trying to relax in the hammock but I’m not allowed to stop skritching or I get batted with an indignant paw 😂
This thread would have made more sense if I’d remembered to include this screenshot with the first one 😂
November 6, 2025 at 8:22 AM
This thread would have made more sense if I’d remembered to include this screenshot with the first one 😂
“Jelly Roll said the incident reminded him of his previous run-ins with the law, including being jailed two times for drug and robbery-related charges at age 14 and 23.”
Actual quote: “Listen, the last time I was looked at like a criminal this bad … I was an actual criminal this bad,” +
Actual quote: “Listen, the last time I was looked at like a criminal this bad … I was an actual criminal this bad,” +
November 6, 2025 at 7:31 AM
“Jelly Roll said the incident reminded him of his previous run-ins with the law, including being jailed two times for drug and robbery-related charges at age 14 and 23.”
Actual quote: “Listen, the last time I was looked at like a criminal this bad … I was an actual criminal this bad,” +
Actual quote: “Listen, the last time I was looked at like a criminal this bad … I was an actual criminal this bad,” +
At the dentist for my 2:30pm appointment; the irony of a dentist appointment at two thirty (tooth hurty) has just been pointed out to me by my sister’s partner in the family group chat 😂 🦷🤞😫
November 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
At the dentist for my 2:30pm appointment; the irony of a dentist appointment at two thirty (tooth hurty) has just been pointed out to me by my sister’s partner in the family group chat 😂 🦷🤞😫
