First priority is to stay safe. If that means leaving (and taking your money/skills with you), than so be it. As a former Fl resident, I can tell you, you won't miss it.

Epstein files.

Dude, what on earth is in those Epstein files?

I said it in January: All the guys who can't get laid voted that nobody gets laid.

We need some *mean* blue state governor to require itemized tariff charges be listed.

I'm old enough to notice politics swings back the other way eventually. Wait until party registration is part of a background check 🙂

"You want fries with that?"

Meh, they don't even validate parking. If someone was paying, they would have just bought trump like musk did.

He came back but was deported for being non-white.

What do you think would happen if it was discovered that the chemicals released by oil drilling causes it. What if it's the microplastics or a 'harmless' common (very profitable) product?

If you're old (and a little lazy) like me, put more of you money in savings and less in the economy. One of the big indicators they watch closely is the savings rate. When it goes up, corporate profits go down. Make them pay interest instead of collect interest. Start with any credit card balances.

Jumped on as soon as I had my W2

Saw this coming

"Hey Boo-boo! We need to save a picanic basket for Ranger Smith! Poor guy going through a rough patch."

And all the American military equipment makers (who often hire veterans) are suddenly not on the gravy train anymore. They'll just have to raise the price the US taxpayers get charged.

Welp, he would know 'fat and disgusting' more than most.

*Pee-Wee Herman voice* "I know you are, but what am I"

Let them eat Chick-fil-A

(Yeah, I said it before.)

Sorry you got tricked into spending all that money on something that will lose resale value so fast.

I remember when they told me about the tooth fairy, I pictured Tinkerbell with a pair of pliers.

*Rod Serling voice* "Imagine for a moment, a discovery is made that the petrol chemicals and micro plastics are altering the way children develop. There is no escape, no hope but to accept that's just how things are now, in the twilight American zone.