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Unverified and born @ 315 ppm 🇨🇦-Part owner of Canada Answering the call to be a better Canadian. 🚫 zero post accounts. 🚫 DM's. 🚫 Solicitations. 🚫crypto. 🚫 porn. Please, no follower or starter packs. #elbowsup

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1marzipan🇨🇦💪⬆️ @1marzipan.bsky.social · Jan 12

This is an interesting and acute summary of threats from Trump, and why we (Canada) shouldn't be afraid of American success, but moreso with American collapse. We can begin by denying the Quisling Party governance of Canada.

Louise in Ontario🇨🇦 @grammalou.bsky.social · Jan 12

“Ordinary Canadians must prepare, not for war but for chaos—economic, political, social, cultural. If your neighbour’s house is on fire, yours eventually will be too.”

macleans.ca/society/cana...

Why America Can’t Conquer Canada - Macleans.ca

Donald Trump’s nonsensical threats are an attempt to distract from his own country’s self-destruction

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1marzipan🇨🇦💪⬆️ @1marzipan.bsky.social · 2m

That too.

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN WITH NO CLEARANCE HE DID NOTHING BUT CAUSE INTERFERENCE HE SUCKS AT HIS JOB BECAUSE HE'S A KNOB

3 MILLION DOLLARS DIDN'T FIX HIS APPEARANCE

1marzipan🇨🇦💪⬆️ @1marzipan.bsky.social · 2h

Pierre Poilievre is a megalomaniac.
True, or false?

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1marzipan🇨🇦💪⬆️ @1marzipan.bsky.social · 2h

The party of flaws cannot perceive complex levels of negotiation with the loon to the south, and its syncophantic butt kissers.
Carney is doing well in this match, not perfectly, but extremely well.

1marzipan🇨🇦💪⬆️ @1marzipan.bsky.social · 2h

Those folks are usually 'right'.
[Nuance intended]

1marzipan🇨🇦💪⬆️ @1marzipan.bsky.social · 2h

There's no argument to support this POV. The checkers report on this chess match is lacking.

1marzipan🇨🇦💪⬆️ @1marzipan.bsky.social · 2h

Loon.

1marzipan🇨🇦💪⬆️ @1marzipan.bsky.social · 2h

They are not redefining principles. They are redefining who's rules are to be followed. Don't allow it.

1marzipan🇨🇦💪⬆️ @1marzipan.bsky.social · 3h

Noemtifa? What an imagination.

1marzipan🇨🇦💪⬆️ @1marzipan.bsky.social · 6h

There are nuances and subtleties at play here to a degree we aren't cleared for.
The pipeline (which may never get built) is leveraged against the steel and aluminum tariffs which are in play. Patience. Faith. Carney is playing chess with the orange dumpling.

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1marzipan🇨🇦💪⬆️ @1marzipan.bsky.social · 8h

Canadians have not forgotten.
We also have vivid memories of the person serving coffee/donuts for a photo op.
It had nothing to do with freedom.

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1marzipan🇨🇦💪⬆️ @1marzipan.bsky.social · 9h

No Kings.

1marzipan🇨🇦💪⬆️ @1marzipan.bsky.social · 9h

Could it be... a strong and consistent leader, and a resurgence in national identity?

1marzipan🇨🇦💪⬆️ @1marzipan.bsky.social · 9h

Yeah.... no. They are heros in the abject face of authoritarian oppression. They are with the people.
✊🏿✊🏽✊🏻

1marzipan🇨🇦💪⬆️ @1marzipan.bsky.social · 1d

Respectfully, no thank you. We have a Poilievre fungus outbreak we're dealing with.
Something.. something.. about keeping our Maga concentration per square kilometer low enough to manage. 😂

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Theo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 1d

Please enjoy my cartoon for Wednesday's Toronto Star

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1marzipan🇨🇦💪⬆️ @1marzipan.bsky.social · 1d

Cartoon perfection Theo. ✅️

1marzipan🇨🇦💪⬆️ @1marzipan.bsky.social · 1d

Nobody .. bar none, has the stoic composure and restraint of Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney.

Mark Carney processes a comment from Donald Trump.

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1marzipan🇨🇦💪⬆️ @1marzipan.bsky.social · 1d

We all share this incredibly uplifting story. ❤️🐾

1marzipan🇨🇦💪⬆️ @1marzipan.bsky.social · 1d

Excellent choice!

1marzipan🇨🇦💪⬆️ @1marzipan.bsky.social · 1d

If the RCMP isn't looking into these quasi-subversive actions by fringe groups and questionable leaders, we have a security lapse in Canada. It should be all party.

1marzipan🇨🇦💪⬆️ @1marzipan.bsky.social · 1d

AhHA. Now, that would be a tell.

1marzipan🇨🇦💪⬆️ @1marzipan.bsky.social · 1d

So much disjointed anger at an 'unfair world'.

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1marzipan🇨🇦💪⬆️ @1marzipan.bsky.social · 1d

Very. But if the foundation isn't saved, the house will fall.

1marzipan🇨🇦💪⬆️ @1marzipan.bsky.social · 1d

Scheer? Isn't he the failed leader who predated the O'Toole version? Surprised he's still around.

1marzipan🇨🇦💪⬆️ @1marzipan.bsky.social · 1d

"Pierre Poilievre just had another allergic reaction, to success and facts."

Sulk Slogan of Stornoway has yet another break from reality.

open.substack.com/pub/theplane...

Pierre Poilievre Is a Serial Liar: We're Calling It Out

Pierre Poilievre calls other people "elites" while living off taxpayer perks, voting against affordability, and importing American chaos. We’re calling out his lies with facts.

open.substack.com

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