1nar1tofu.bsky.social
@1nar1tofu.bsky.social
Updated his resume to coaching manning AND darnold
February 9, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Roger Goodell would put the game in ho chi minh city if he knew it would sell.

We’re closer to having a vinahouse half time than we are to kid rock.
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Pretending to hate football and latinas to own the libs 😭
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Lmao. dumbasses put too many tariffs and now we have to pretend we don’t need the juice 😭
February 9, 2026 at 12:44 PM
For people with ankle monitor tan lines
February 9, 2026 at 4:28 AM
they were about to make it seem like BB was his coach at UNC
February 9, 2026 at 4:09 AM
February 6, 2026 at 12:35 AM
My milk is too juicy [derogatory]
February 5, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Pretty good return imo
February 4, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Nah. Those kids knocked the toupee off him
February 4, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Was just getting praise 13 months ago for letting Kirk walk To Atlanta.

Cold world
January 30, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Oh I’m gonna be ON HERE for one very specific day.
January 29, 2026 at 4:55 PM
White people love to say they sin a little and it’s called Dr. pepper instead of their greed
January 29, 2026 at 3:55 PM
He lookin like a Hoe Toe-man
January 29, 2026 at 2:08 PM