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P.Fitz @1pfitz3.bsky.social · 11h

The man has curdled yogurt for brains.

P.Fitz @1pfitz3.bsky.social · 11h

Shortly after the Mar-a-Lago raid, Trump announced his 2024 candidacy, nearly 2 years before the election, and earlier than any previous candidate in history had. He wanted to be able to claim election interference when the eventual attempts to hold him accountable came. And it f*cking worked.

P.Fitz @1pfitz3.bsky.social · 16h

Just like we did with cartels, AKA Venezuelan fishing boats, we are going to start assassinating citizens we label Antifa without actually verifying that information first.

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P.Fitz @1pfitz3.bsky.social · 16h

Burning the flag is actually more respectful to the flag than rolling it up and shoving it under a table.

P.Fitz @1pfitz3.bsky.social · 16h

This Christmas my kids will be on their best behavior thanks to Bullet on the Shelf.

P.Fitz @1pfitz3.bsky.social · 16h

This guy.

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P.Fitz @1pfitz3.bsky.social · 17h

She spent the entirety of her time committing the same crimes she accuses James Comey of.

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P.Fitz @1pfitz3.bsky.social · 20h

Probably the same reason Obama did nothing to prevent 9/11, Eric. I'll wait and see if you can figure it out.

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P.Fitz @1pfitz3.bsky.social · 21h

Jack Smith was assigned as special council to investigate the docs case almost 4 months AFTER the Mar-a-Lago raid by the FBI.

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P.Fitz @1pfitz3.bsky.social · 7d

Cheese and onions.

P.Fitz @1pfitz3.bsky.social · 8d

Hakeem has prepared an all-new list of alliterative opposites. "America needs a President that does this (gestures with one hand) instead of doing that (gestures with the other hand). It's gonna be fire.

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P.Fitz @1pfitz3.bsky.social · 8d

"Just try not to fall because it doesn't work out well." Yeah, for you. It might work out pretty well for the rest of us though.

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P.Fitz @1pfitz3.bsky.social · 8d

I agree with you, but the problem is there are a lot of stupid people.

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P.Fitz @1pfitz3.bsky.social · 8d

Does he assume all service members are Republicans? Because they're not.

P.Fitz @1pfitz3.bsky.social · 9d

"I can't cite a specific source for this information, but many people are saying it."

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P.Fitz @1pfitz3.bsky.social · 9d

What exactly does a squeaky cart smell like? Is the smell better or worse than a quiet cart?

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P.Fitz @1pfitz3.bsky.social · 11d

I wonder how much Saudi opium it would take for him to forget that his fire fighter dad died on 9/11.

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P.Fitz @1pfitz3.bsky.social · 11d

I wonder how Kash feels watching the precedent be set that former FBI directors can be indicted for lying to Congress.

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P.Fitz @1pfitz3.bsky.social · 11d

Credit to Stavros Halkias and Shane Gillis for turning down the offer to perform in Riyadh. Burr going is disappointing and Pete Davidson going is mind boggling.

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P.Fitz @1pfitz3.bsky.social · 11d

Why isn't the Governor telling Trump to f*ck off the way Newsome and Pritzker do?

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P.Fitz @1pfitz3.bsky.social · 13d

I can't believe the President of the United States has weaponized the Department of Justice to indict a perceived political enemy. He must be desperate to distract us from THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!

P.Fitz @1pfitz3.bsky.social · 13d

"Maybe I hear a name, maybe I don't hear a name. Maybe a name buys some Trump coin."

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P.Fitz @1pfitz3.bsky.social · 16d

I'm waiting to see how Disney will respond to Trump's response before I even consider resubscribing to anything.

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P.Fitz @1pfitz3.bsky.social · 19d

Has the slimy Ted Cruz felt the breeze against the other side of his face and recognized his moment to become the hero we need? Likely not. And even so, fuck Ted Cruz!

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P.Fitz @1pfitz3.bsky.social · 19d

Heheheh, he said slay. Heheheheh.

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