1polar-vortex.bsky.social
@1polar-vortex.bsky.social
Learn patience and panic in equal measure. *Swears in tomato*
March 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Is it the camera angle, or is his head really disproportionately large in relation to his body? Like, I think my 4' 8", 82-lb granny with osteoporosis had more robust shins.
March 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Holy shit! I suspected a big number, but damn... I wish I could find an infographic to send to friends whose MAGA old farts are still bitching about their ungrateful kids refusing to come home and play nice for the holidays. Hell, I'd put that on this year's Christmas card instead of my dogs.
February 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I'd be interested in seeing how many nursing home beds/facilities are funded by Medicaid, too. Might make it a little more interesting to the red-meat-for-every-meal crowd who insist they don't see color, but have alienated their librul millennial kids without planning for the future. 🤷
February 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Make sure to cc your manager...🤣
February 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
God, I fucking hope so, Bill.
February 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I would love to, but I don't think the lil couch fucker is on bluesky. Facebutt forced me to follow him, though, which is why I'm here. My days over there are numbered.
January 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
THEE one and only 😎
January 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I'm so happy you're here! So am I!
January 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM