When it comes to killing, kidnapping, torturing and abusing Americans, Trump wants the world to know that he's in no mood for competition from foreign countries.

What the administration is saying is, "I'm the only one allowed to beat my wife..."

Vance calling himself Catholic makes him a Christian in the same way that putting on an Yale polo shirt makes me a professor.

In the US, law enforcement is constrained by the Constitution and accountable for its actions. When they detain people without warrant or probable cause, and when they use unreasonable force, ICE officers don’t qualify as “law enforcement agents”.

I see three persons in this clip for whom the replacement rate needs to be dramatically increased

There is no Argo drool, only Stay Puft marshmallow man residue

“It would have been a republic, if you had kept it.”

To be fair, we know he’s used the word ‘enigma’ on at least few occasions (including in a certain birthday card…). Or at least he did, before his recent precipitous decline.

Based on what he’s accomplished in the US, it shouldn’t take Trump more than 6 months to turn Heaven into Hell, too.

In light of the statistics, the only plausible premise behind Mike’s “human heart” and “mental health” formulation is that Americans are the most heartless and brainless people on the planet. And that the most heartless and brainless people should enjoy the most unfettered access to deadly weapons.

No need! Because, no matter where Trump goes when he dies - heaven, purgatory, wherever - it will only take him six months to turn that place into hell, too!