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@20xx.bsky.social
fool on the planet. treat yourself a round of sausage https://youtu.be/caH8Uijm_Do
when the package is out for delivery
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
when the package is out for delivery
me going back upstairs after eating dinner
November 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
me going back upstairs after eating dinner
for the past 30+ years whenever i’ve been faced with steps like these i’ve pictured myself falling down them like this
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
for the past 30+ years whenever i’ve been faced with steps like these i’ve pictured myself falling down them like this
hmm… “sip freely”… but what if…
November 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
hmm… “sip freely”… but what if…
today is the only day you can etc etc etc
October 31, 2025 at 4:32 PM
today is the only day you can etc etc etc
god why are you so fucking big i just want to drive through some cactuses
October 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
god why are you so fucking big i just want to drive through some cactuses
don’t agree with the no kings rallies. we can have at least one
October 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
don’t agree with the no kings rallies. we can have at least one
me reading the tl when everyone's posting about sports
October 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
me reading the tl when everyone's posting about sports
hell yeah that’s what’s up
October 5, 2025 at 7:09 AM
hell yeah that’s what’s up
oh hell yeah it’s time to
September 28, 2025 at 5:47 AM
oh hell yeah it’s time to
okay everyone thanks for coming. here’s what’s on tap for today
September 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
okay everyone thanks for coming. here’s what’s on tap for today
my mom: what game were you playing with your friend?
me:
me:
August 31, 2025 at 7:24 PM
my mom: what game were you playing with your friend?
me:
me:
