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we are queer and cringe | otp: fix my broken heart first
I wonder if they were sleeping in the practice room, thinking they’ll be the successors, and then nothing happened after that at all
December 4, 2025 at 7:58 AM
MG: HJ is perfect
"So what are you?"
MG, buffering: Not even friends
December 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
It's not minjoong love-hate relationship, it's minjoong love-fail relationship, their love-sabotage relationship
December 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Mingi saying he wanted to eat with Hongjoong and now we know it's true because he publicly admitted he wants Hongjoong to be at the group dinners but eating alone instead of asking him out... peak mnjng classic fail.
December 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The rule is that if they don't fight and make a move mutually to meet in the middle, the planet disappears.
December 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
HJ is that fuckass cupid who'd try to set up the love of his life with his best friend and think he doesn't care because his plan is perfect and he must be always right and then it fires back at him
December 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
But also:
MG: HJ is so cute, heh
HJ: "why is he not replying to my texts... I called him so many times... why doesn't he miss me... why does he not look at me when I've already touched him all over to catch his attention..." *looks away when MG stares at him*
December 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
HJ: MG is so funny, hehe
MG: CAN'T GET OUT OF THIS FUCKING LOVE [insert image of werewolf ripping his shirt off]
December 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
MG is like I will never address being HJ's fav artist and I also need 5 business days off and I will never speak of this again and I'll brush through it and talk about my mindset instead and you know what? It's hard, bye.
December 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Do it when the cameras are not around and he doesn't do it with me off-camera.
December 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Thinking it must be your imagination and ignoring more. Mixing up what is done and said on camera and what's not. One day is he doesn't do it with me and the other day is I won't do it with him. One day you're the gimmick and the other day I am the image-maker.
December 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I can talk about mnjng cycle of shifting interest forever, actually. I wanted to say it's a ship where you always lose but it all plays into my narratives. Never meeting in the middle because it's unprofessional... It would screw it all up. Knowing the other one likes you and sabotaging it.
December 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The classic case of the KHJ can’t-begin-to-date problems but also, the beauty of mnjng mutual sabotage?
December 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
HJ here is the type of guy from that meme who says “He doesn’t love me!!!” to someone trying to prove to him that “He loves YOU.” but MG doesn’t come out of the bushes to yell “BUT I LOVE YOU!” because the HJ communication is hard to comprehend in MG’s brain
December 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I want to do [insert something] with you but I won’t but I want to but you’re so ??? And I’m so ???
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Rewrote this three times… anygays… Pouty Mingi makes my brain melt. The bridge to proper communication is so close yet so far… Hongjoong is right there and always slips out of his hands… Envious but patient… Upset but waiting… Yearnings
December 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Reminded me… It’s obvious but… the confirmations of Mingi who wants to do more with Hongjoong and gets upset when he can’t… bsky.app/profile/2asp...
December 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Mixing in the Tom and Jerry cuts withh the legendary minjoong fight... the editing will go down in history.
December 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The big payoff of Hongjoong teasing Mingi... Naming someone else while staring at him and then making that cool speech to lead to Mingi's turn and it wasn't a take-back... Building it all up and teasing so much to praise Mingi the most of all in the end and fold for him like he always does.
December 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Drunk Hongjoong needy for Mingi's attention so bad... Saying stupid shit so Mingi looks at him and says something and Mingi can't even understand why...
December 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM