God, I love this book.
I am not a sci-fi reader, but this story had me shouting aloud and reading passages to my wife.
Buy it. Read it.
Much love to Andy Weir.

Post-scrimmage, World Fangs O’ Fury A-Teamers do yoga in the sun.

These Athletes of the World Fangs O’Fury League are pretending to observe ancient canid rituals, but are instead gobbling addictive morsels dropped by cleverly camouflaged Canadian smuggler drones.
It’s the dark underbelly of the League’s wholesome public image.

Fangs O’ Fury mathletes know when there are two bites of the ginger cookie remaining and it’s time to mob the trainer.

Our athletes were baffled when they learned how the Yankees once locked out reporter Melissa Ludtke for being female.
No such nonsense in World Fangs O’Fury League locker rooms, where the athletes all share one locker room, saving journos the hassle of shuttling back and forth.

Preparation for Fangs O’Fury includes long hours spent studying tactics.

First U.S. fact checker accepted by the European Fact-Checking Standards Network.
Overdue, given Lead Stories’ work in a dozen languages across Europe, MENA and Asia.

World Fangs o’Fury league has finished referee selection. Cowboy Corgis (Corgi x Heeler) will police all sanctioned matches.

Several Division I coaches said Murphy has the athleticism for collegiate Fangs o’ Fury, but for his stubborn belief he can play without rising from the couch.
They blame me.

Dogs are on the job. I can relax.

These two… they just slay me.

I’d like to speak to your manager.

How they end the day.

Priming is powerful stuff.

Faux outrage over parliamentary chicanery.

Like I said: Two dogs, no waiting.