Were these consecutive calls or was it more like this?

Little known fact: Deku’s scene in Hot Fuzz was unfortunately edited out and the film suffered for it.

My dreams of getting the big set have just been shattered 😞

This one has the company name but no message. #chewy take note

Slightly sacreligious but I’m on the fast track to hell anyway

Kids, anyone who tells you there’s no such thing as monsters under the bed is a LIAR. You must run and jump into bed or risk attack.

My mom used to ask, “if [insert childhood friend’s name] jumped off a bridge, would you jump too?” trying to dissuade me from being a follower. Turns out I did and I enjoyed it. Everybody’s since switched to posting pictures of their cats, so allow me to introduce you to Beatrix and Greer.

Greer heard about Pickles’ posh life and hopes swiping the screen will eventually lead to you.

Has anyone told Coristine about Johnny Dangerously’s brother? Big balls aren’t the flex he thinks they are 😂