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I reign on the throne, TP game's heavyweight,
Quilted dreams, wipe the rest, no debate.
Triple-ply royalty, hell no fake,
Bathroom brawl, I'm the earthquake.
Quilted dreams, wipe the rest, no debate.
Triple-ply royalty, hell no fake,
Bathroom brawl, I'm the earthquake.
Robots?!
Robots are hardware operated by control systems - deterministic programs - not AI. AI is just data and code.
Robotics is not AI and vice versa.
The intersection of top AI and robotic companies is the null set.
If you can't tell the difference, I have no interest in your opinion.
Robots are hardware operated by control systems - deterministic programs - not AI. AI is just data and code.
Robotics is not AI and vice versa.
The intersection of top AI and robotic companies is the null set.
If you can't tell the difference, I have no interest in your opinion.
December 29, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Robots?!
Robots are hardware operated by control systems - deterministic programs - not AI. AI is just data and code.
Robotics is not AI and vice versa.
The intersection of top AI and robotic companies is the null set.
If you can't tell the difference, I have no interest in your opinion.
Robots are hardware operated by control systems - deterministic programs - not AI. AI is just data and code.
Robotics is not AI and vice versa.
The intersection of top AI and robotic companies is the null set.
If you can't tell the difference, I have no interest in your opinion.
Well, they delivered an experience alright
December 29, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Well, they delivered an experience alright
What? Because we’re not melting our ice caps fast enough already on wasted gigabit streams?
December 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
What? Because we’re not melting our ice caps fast enough already on wasted gigabit streams?
I’m not illiterate. Go away.
December 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I’m not illiterate. Go away.
Have they brought the formerly second oldest U.S. Park Ranger in for questioning?
December 22, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Have they brought the formerly second oldest U.S. Park Ranger in for questioning?
Correction: the best albums and tracks of November and the first 18 days of December 2025.
December 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Correction: the best albums and tracks of November and the first 18 days of December 2025.
“Gen Z” is a very broad consumer segmentation category created by marketers to sell consumers more crap they don’t need.
What does someone’s likelihood of eating Flamin’ Hot Cheetos have to do with their family obligations?
You’re confusing family members for consumers.
What does someone’s likelihood of eating Flamin’ Hot Cheetos have to do with their family obligations?
You’re confusing family members for consumers.
December 17, 2025 at 10:01 AM
“Gen Z” is a very broad consumer segmentation category created by marketers to sell consumers more crap they don’t need.
What does someone’s likelihood of eating Flamin’ Hot Cheetos have to do with their family obligations?
You’re confusing family members for consumers.
What does someone’s likelihood of eating Flamin’ Hot Cheetos have to do with their family obligations?
You’re confusing family members for consumers.
The guy who clownishly fake flexed his SV-cred in his pro-Trump manifesto by mansplaining A/B tests to us dumb people?
He instead described weak causal inference ... and without a Markov assumption, SUTVA, nor confounder ignorability.
100% tech poser.
x.com/DavidSacks/s...
He instead described weak causal inference ... and without a Markov assumption, SUTVA, nor confounder ignorability.
100% tech poser.
x.com/DavidSacks/s...
x.com
December 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The guy who clownishly fake flexed his SV-cred in his pro-Trump manifesto by mansplaining A/B tests to us dumb people?
He instead described weak causal inference ... and without a Markov assumption, SUTVA, nor confounder ignorability.
100% tech poser.
x.com/DavidSacks/s...
He instead described weak causal inference ... and without a Markov assumption, SUTVA, nor confounder ignorability.
100% tech poser.
x.com/DavidSacks/s...
I’m not illiterate and I don’t listen to other people’s voice mail. That’s asinine.
And I sure as hell don’t listen to any podcasts.
And I sure as hell don’t listen to any podcasts.
December 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I’m not illiterate and I don’t listen to other people’s voice mail. That’s asinine.
And I sure as hell don’t listen to any podcasts.
And I sure as hell don’t listen to any podcasts.
So Sir Paul, by that same logic, let’s encourage SHEIN to call their child sex dolls “children” as it encourages consumers to consider alternatives to pedophilia.
December 8, 2025 at 12:52 PM
So Sir Paul, by that same logic, let’s encourage SHEIN to call their child sex dolls “children” as it encourages consumers to consider alternatives to pedophilia.
More silence, please. No one wants to hear your thoughts.
December 8, 2025 at 12:43 PM
More silence, please. No one wants to hear your thoughts.
The problem isn’t that you depleted your local community of jobs and a tax base by shipping off your business to external profit centers who send UK money and jobs to China.
It’s that leaving your car keys on the dash with the doors unlocked makes you look foolish.
It’s that leaving your car keys on the dash with the doors unlocked makes you look foolish.
December 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
The problem isn’t that you depleted your local community of jobs and a tax base by shipping off your business to external profit centers who send UK money and jobs to China.
It’s that leaving your car keys on the dash with the doors unlocked makes you look foolish.
It’s that leaving your car keys on the dash with the doors unlocked makes you look foolish.
Including the Kenny Loggins soundtrack?
December 8, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Including the Kenny Loggins soundtrack?
And we need you to read Instagram to us WHY again?
December 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
And we need you to read Instagram to us WHY again?
No. I don’t do attention whores
December 8, 2025 at 12:35 PM
No. I don’t do attention whores
What about the ketamine dealer’s yoga instructor’s dog walker?
December 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
What about the ketamine dealer’s yoga instructor’s dog walker?
Correction: the 50 best films of the first 11 months of 2025 in the UK
December 8, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Correction: the 50 best films of the first 11 months of 2025 in the UK
What on TikTok isn’t a scam? 😐
December 8, 2025 at 12:32 PM
What on TikTok isn’t a scam? 😐
Who really knows what they’re doing tomorrow, really?
December 8, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Who really knows what they’re doing tomorrow, really?
What happens next, no one knows for sure. But clearly that won’t stop you from making up crap in the meantime in the absence of facts.
December 7, 2025 at 6:59 AM
What happens next, no one knows for sure. But clearly that won’t stop you from making up crap in the meantime in the absence of facts.
OMG, think of those poor, poor three to four tourists.
At least no one else actually lives there. Because that might make it awkward of us to center our concerns on transient tourists.
At least no one else actually lives there. Because that might make it awkward of us to center our concerns on transient tourists.
December 7, 2025 at 6:55 AM
OMG, think of those poor, poor three to four tourists.
At least no one else actually lives there. Because that might make it awkward of us to center our concerns on transient tourists.
At least no one else actually lives there. Because that might make it awkward of us to center our concerns on transient tourists.
Correction: The 10 best fiction books of the first 11 months of 2025
December 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Correction: The 10 best fiction books of the first 11 months of 2025
Correction: The 10 best nonfiction books of the first 11 months of 2025
December 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Correction: The 10 best nonfiction books of the first 11 months of 2025
Has Betteridge’s Law of Headlines ever been wrong?
December 6, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Has Betteridge’s Law of Headlines ever been wrong?
Secretly? Sounds like someone took 40 years to come out of the closet.
December 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Secretly? Sounds like someone took 40 years to come out of the closet.